Ha, if you ask like that, I can do that.
Dylan is stupid and intelligent, insecure, spoiled, lazy, horny, self-centered and grew up well protected. He's totally overdrawn in this game and yet a normal teenager in many ways.
Of course I'm only talking about my experiences here, all of you here were tough dogs on the changing table and you showed the world your finger when you were a baby. Nevertheless, I find his story exciting and he is not a cock blocker for me.
Now you're a "likes heavyweight" (I don't flatter you) and your derogatory comments about this game character, and those of a few others here, lead others to avoid the topic. At least that's what I've done so far.
But I also want to hold on that I don't think you're a Dylan hater.