You really wanna go that way with me ?
I don't even know where to start with you.
So, yeah, you've got us all figured out. we are L&P cheerleaders, with an IQ that is close to room tempertaure ( it's kinda hot these days so i guess we should be flattered). And you are our saviour. The hero than will free us and show us the path to redemption.
You wake up every blessed morning with a mission: to unleash your mindblowing, earth-shattering, totally-not-love-letter rock solid thesis about this game and its maker. And just to be extra kind, you even throw it into Google Translate, hoping that we mere mortals could grasp at least 20% of your ramblings (if the universe allows it). We don't even realize how blessed we are to have the grand privilege of witnessing your wondrous work !
And for all of that we should bow to your superiority and say thank you
you know what i think ? I think your are like a school kid with a crush on his classmate! his daily rants could be his awkward way of showing affection, like telling all of his buddies how ugly she is while fapping at every piece of naked skin he could see.