bro...this type of game is for soft snowflakes like you more than anyone, your little reality sounds so shit. Being a DIK is a very realistic portrayal of the American college experience. Only difference is the frequency with which things happen (everything in the game does happen irl, it just doesn't all happen in the same month), and a couple oddball things (like the CUMpetition)
If all you want is escape and gratification, Caribids (whose works I absolutely adore) is your guy way more. Of the major authors, Dr. Pink Cake is the most intentional of all of them of showing you something specific through life experiences. Every plot line, every thread is in his games are there for a reason.