- Jan 23, 2019
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(starts slowly clapping)My favorite part about this game is when you hit the shield button and still take damage. Or when you double tap the key to sprint, but don't sprint. So you double tap a second time, and still don't sprint. So you have to sit there and spam the absolute living dog dick out of your D key just so your cardiovascularly challenged character moves slightly faster than normal. I got to like the third screen of the game after it forces you to have a chat with every person on the goddamn planet before letting you progress before I decided I had enough of fighting with the controls and just uninstalled.
I've seen people in this thread complaining about absurd difficulty in porn games, and I agree that having a "tough, but rewarding challenge" in a porn game is as dumb as a screen door on an OceanGate submarine, but I found the struggle with the game's controls to be such a monumental uphill battle that I never even got to the hard parts that people are talking about. And, in a way, that's honestly pretty revolutionary. Imagine what a deep, thought provoking metaphor it would be to develop a game where the very controls are part of the challenge for the player to overcome through grit, hard work, and unflinching determination before they can even get to the tough, punishing, but rewarding boss fights. Or maybe we can all sit down and realize that these games have one-handed controls because you're supposed to have your dick in the other hand, and maybe we should save the challenging, thought provoking storylines and depositional dialogue throat-cram sessions for games where we're not all playing for the express purpose of seeing the female protagonist's throat crammed by each of the dozen or so enemy types in a 2D (s)platformer. Or maybe I'm just an idiot.
TL;DR game's perfect and anyone with a negative opinion has a skill issue and simply needs to git gud. 11/10.
(stands up, full ovation)
Huzzah good sir, Huzzah I say!
You are now in the legendary heroes of this thread, right behind whatever chap posted the CG rip way back in the day (which was last I checked sadly out of date).
Seriously, top 3 games for "amazing art/scenes/fets as contrasted to it's terrible for an adult game gameplay"