cxx
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when mc and kate were trying to get mc's memory back early game.
dertphu
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Another developer suffering from the syndrome AWAM 
Dr. Javi
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Is it just me or do a lot of the renders in this update look awful? The visuals are the one thing this game had going for it.
Anyway, the game is a parody of itself at this point. It's legitimately funny that the updates still consist solely of the MC jerking off. You can't even make jokes about it anymore. A week or two ago I joked about which rooms the MC would jerk off in this time. Turns out it's bedroom and bathroom. At least he mixed it up with laundry room last time!
Since some people will inevitably defend this by talking about how awesome "slow burns" are and that we shouldn't rush anything, just know there is a difference between a "slow burn" and not having content. At this point, it's simply not having content. It has been four and half fucking years and it's still Masturbation Simulator. For context, the first release of this game was ten months before the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X and S came out. The wannabe mother fucker MC has been jerking off this entire console generation plus a year.
Anyway, the game is a parody of itself at this point. It's legitimately funny that the updates still consist solely of the MC jerking off. You can't even make jokes about it anymore. A week or two ago I joked about which rooms the MC would jerk off in this time. Turns out it's bedroom and bathroom. At least he mixed it up with laundry room last time!
Since some people will inevitably defend this by talking about how awesome "slow burns" are and that we shouldn't rush anything, just know there is a difference between a "slow burn" and not having content. At this point, it's simply not having content. It has been four and half fucking years and it's still Masturbation Simulator. For context, the first release of this game was ten months before the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X and S came out. The wannabe mother fucker MC has been jerking off this entire console generation plus a year.
alphawhiskey220
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uhmmmm are there new scenes? Change log says there is but I dont see any on the gallery page
cormac69
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From everyone's complaints about the lack of progression between the MC and his immediate love interests, this looks like a game to revisit when it's completed. I played it a long time ago for a few updates and it seemed like a massive tease then and here people are saying nothing much has happened since. There's a difference between slow play and glacial or stagnant play.
this game is fucking ass i havent seen any new content in 6 or 7 fucking updates been stuck on the fucking spa mission with fucking kate bruh are you fucking adding anything to your shit fucking ass game for real stop giving it updates with fucking nothing in it we cant fucking progress in your fucking game if we never get a fucking call from the spa you fucking shit
nothing new hasnt been anything new in a fucking long ass time very fucking long game sucks ass
JiraiyaSennin
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tretch95
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Played some of the earlier updates.
Couldn't believe this was from the same dev as "Lucky Mark".
Then again, that game also became trash at some point. Wonder what happened to the dev / team.
Certainly closer to 1 than to 5.
Such a good game ... So much happened with Kate (my favorite) ... and these stunning animations and renders
... So much happened with Kate (my favorite) ... and these stunning animations and renders 
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Darklord_1965
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Not much happened and to be honest a snail pace would actually be a serious improvement. I usually check on this one every year or so but I'll check it every 2 years from now on considering size of the updates & frequency.
Do you use mods? Did you update them to newest version?
If you haven't seen new content in the last 6-7 updates, I would consider to start a new game. It is likely that a bug prevents your progress ...
Agree that this slow burn is slow on the geological scale. I do feel like the patrons are being milked, but that's their choice. This is pretty ridiculous, the lack of content in what, over 4 years? Personally, I'm done with this game, best of luck to the rest of you.
lHarmonyl
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How to release the bonus scenes? I remember that someone once had a file that performed this function.