Recommending An annoyed fucking user's Tier List of Games with Actual Gameplay [150+ games rated]

[ratm]

Ah, the pain of being someone who hates tentacles, rape, monsters on girls, insects (what the fuck) and all that kind of stuff. Hundreds of games and almost nothing to play.

Well, what do you expect when you are a fucking weirdo.... Don't worry, I'm just kidding

 

[mehmersawa2]

I'm sick of Visual Novels, Kinetic Novels, click-all-the-options-to-see-the-porn-games, RPG maker shovelware, and the likes. Hundreds of threads here and on reddit show that there is a demand for porn games that are actual, you know, fucking games. But theres no exhaustive list. Last night I got sufficiently pissed that I decided to make my own.

This list is going to be highly subjective. This list is going to be built up over time. This list will not feature generic ass 3d models (unless they are tied to good gameplay), generic ass japanese art that looks like it was photocopied from one of the other 4000 japanese shovelware games (unless its tied to good gameplay). This list will not attempt to be consistent in its distinction between visual novels/click to get the porn games and management games because its fluid as fuck, so I'm going by feel, if you don't like the way I included it fuck you, deal with it.

Update 2022-03-21: I will divide games into three categories, "platformers", "non-platformers" (because a lot of these are platformers), and "3D" (referring to actual 3D games, not 3D renders). I am lumping certain sidescrollers in with platformers. Do give the non-platformers category a go, there is some creative stuff in there. (Unfortunately not enough, though). Within these I will use the following tiers:

• S-Tier: These games have great gameplay and great porn.
• A-Tier: These games have either good gameplay and great porn, or great gameplay and good porn.
• B-Tier: These games are above average and enjoyable in either gameplay or porn.
• C-Tier: These games are average and mostly unremarkable, or they have some flaws that make a higher tier unjustifiable. Play these after you are done with the upper tiers.
• D-Tier: These games are below average in some respects, but you might still be able to draw some enjoyment from them. This usually means the gameplay is bad, since a bad art style can be compensated by good gameplay easier than the other way around.
• F-Tier: These games are garbage. Do not play.
• Other: These do not fit in the above scheme, usually because I have not played them and I do not want to rate games I have not played. They might also not fit the criteria of being either interesting or having good gameplay (i.e. they might be RPGmaker trash), but I still want to give my opinion on them. (Looking at you, Queen Opala.)

I will roughly attempt to order these within category by quality, but that is difficult. This ordering is more accurate in the higher tiers.
I would like to emphasize that this list is ultimately subjective. If you don't like it, go find another list.

Another user pointed out that I seem to prefer Female Protagonist / Male Domination games. This may be accurate. I tend to have long edging sessions when playing these, so I'm generally looking for something that gives me constant eye candy. I favor background characters with slutty clothes over long, drawn out sex scenes.

I also don't like goblins. They are not real monsters and make it unnecessarily difficult to find proper monster fucking.

With that in mind, here you go:

Spoiler: Platformers

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Spoiler: Non-Platformers

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Spoiler: 3D

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Spoiler: Other Garbage

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Spoiler: Changelog

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Finally, do check out the suggestions by other users in this thread. They might not always match my tastes, but they might match yours.

Finally, a word of advice on how to filter out most of the garbage to find good games easier:

• Go to the latest updates page.
• In "Engine", either choose "Unity" (and maybe "Other"), or filter out RPGM and Renpy. There are sometimes good, fappable games (or even engaging VNs) made in Renpy, and rarely there are good RPGM games. But the vast majority of good porn games are made with Unity. (And some of the good Japnese games use their own weird engines, hence "Other").
• In Prefix "Other", filter out "VN". This is the single most important filter.
• In "Prefix: Status", filter out "Abandoned" and "On hold".
• Obviously, you can also use tags associated with gameplay to find proper games. "Platformer" and "Sidescroller" are obvious choices, but there is still a lot of shovelware. It is generally also worth excluding "3dcg".

Cheers.

He was there when people needen him

 

[HYUA]

thx

 

[AnAnnoyedFuckingUser]

• 2024-06-16: VarioVare (A), Future Fragments (F), Princess Reconquista (S), Aishteru (B), Plant Girls (D), Spooky Starlets: Movie Maker (Other), Magical Monstergirls Academy (B), Blood Root (Other), Gamer Struggles (Other), Short Stax (D?), Magic Shop 2 (C), Eld (B), Lunar Crisis (B)

I can't believe Future Fragments and Lunar Crisis actually released. Both disappointments, too. Also, I haven't updated this in so long Gamer Struggles wasn't on the list yet?

My most recent surprise hit: Princess Reconquista. Recommend.

Finally, it is getting increasingly hard to rank games inside the tiers, which was always a bit of a crapshoot (and only applied to upper tiers anyway). So don't read too much into it.

 

[AnAnnoyedFuckingUser]

Does Tales of Androgyny fit the bill?

Fetish wise not my thing

Nice thread! I'm curious about your thoughts on UzuraZanac's games, they're not mentioned in the thread yet it seems.

Setalia the Demon Realm: 2D pixelart metroidvania where you play a futa with a minigun.
-You move with WASD, and aim and shoot with the mouse.
-Almost all enemies will attack to undress you and grapple you to fuck you when naked.

Seal of Lutellaria: 2D pixelart metroidvania again, although this time your MC has a sword-gun.
-You only have keyboard controls this time. One handed play is possible with the right binds, but definitely not easy.
-Melee attacks come out slow, but dodging shortens the attack cooldown (while using ammo).
-Shots come out quick, but use up ammo that need to be reloaded eventually.
-Just like before, enemies will attack to undress you and fuck you when naked.
-However you can also fuck downed enemies to regen health.

I believe they fit the bill as B tier platformers at least, pushing on A tier
(if you're ok playing 2 handed and into futa x women/futa/flesh abomination)

I have stumbled across the first one several times and the screenshots always put me off. I played the second and I think I just didn't enjoy it

Two sidescrolling beatemups from the same developer that are conspicuously absent from this thread:

Ayura Crisis

Eris Dysnomia

They are absent because they contain the ugliest of ugly bastards.

Hi. Would you mind checking my game? Cursed Pantsu is very gameplay-focused, it is a souls-like + 3d platformer game with a variety of mobs and traps. It has an 18+ DLC with 3d animations.

I probably won't, sorry. I mostly avoid 3D action games.

 

[random Crow]

Hey AAFU, I wished someone else would suggest it, but I guess I will do a little self-advertisment then.
Have you tried the game that I currently work on Potion Shop Schwesterherz?

I follow this thread for a while now, cause I too wanna play lewd games with actualy gameplay, lol.

How about my game, AnAnnoyedFuckingUser? I'd love to hear your opinion

 

[JustAl]

How about my game, AnAnnoyedFuckingUser? I'd love to hear your opinion

You tend to grow out of seeking validation from others eventually. My advice: cold-calling a critic to appraise your work usually does not work out. At least acknowledge that this person has a huge tilt towards 2D action platformers.

Good luck on your projects regardless. There's always an audience out there you'll be sure to please.

 

[random Crow]

You tend to grow out of seeking validation from others eventually. My advice: cold-calling a critic to appraise your work usually does not work out. At least acknowledge that this person has a huge tilt towards 2D action platformers.

Good luck on your projects regardless. There's always an audience out there you'll be sure to please.

You're right. This was my last request then

 

[ViviX12]

How about my game, AnAnnoyedFuckingUser? I'd love to hear your opinion

Yea going around begging for reviews as a developer is not a good look.
I can however recommend Potion Shop Schwesterherz for review as someone who played it a bit. It feels a bit unclear how to progress at times, but otherwise it has the gameplay loop established, and sex actually being part of the game is a big positive.

 

[AnAnnoyedFuckingUser]

How about my game, AnAnnoyedFuckingUser? I'd love to hear your opinion

I think I tried your game at some point before. I don't think I got too far and I did not find the art style all that appealing. Sorry man.