Recommending An annoyed fucking user's Tier List of Games with Actual Gameplay [150+ games rated]

[AnAnnoyedFuckingUser]

Tried out all the Vampire Survivors clones I found over christmas, because I'm convinced you could make a great porn game with that (already addictive) formula. So far no homeruns yet, though.

Added some of the other garbage I played recently, and theres some new favorites:

• 2024-01-05: EroDungeons (S), Daisenka (C), Sexy Mystic Survivors (B-), Succubus Survivors (B), Wings of Seduction (Other), Universe Treasure (C), Onigotchi (A), Loi the Lover (C), Starbreed (Other but probably A or S), FlipWitch (S), Heatwave (Other), Cosmobreeder (S), SpunkStock (B)

I particularly recommend FlipWitch, Cosmobreeder, and EroDungeons (that one needs more content, though).

 

[AnAnnoyedFuckingUser]

Technically, there is no S-Tier for non-porn 3D games either. Like people rave about Skyrim, but if it had no mods, no one would rave about it. But with the right mods and bug fixes, it can be S-Tier. So, in order for a 3D porn game to be S-Tier, it needs to support modding, and well, Unity has Bepinex, which isn't the easiest to code for and Unreal Engine 4 has a mod toolkit, but it takes a ton of work to setup and then use.

I actually think Skyrim sucks, with or without mods. Be glad I'm only ranking porn games

I've tried a lot of porn games, but I get bored very easily with the single player games (in general, but goes doubly so for adult games).
Sadly, there just aren't that many great games in the adullt multiplayer genre. The ones i've tried are:

• Achat 3D: actually not bad, although the graphics are a little dated
• Red Light Center: used to be good (like, 10 years ago) but desperately needs an update. Apparently the new version is in beta right now, so i'll be looking out for that
• Yareel: very cartoonish, on the plus side it's available on android.
• 3DXChat: the best of the lot at the moment ( as far as I know): nice graphics, cool common areas, lots os sexual animation.

Can any of you point me in the direction of one I haven't tried yet? As long as it's an MMO, i'm game!

Multiplayer aint my thing (if I wanted to jack it together with other dudes I would just go to some Chatroulette variant) but your contribution is appreciated

You like fap on combats and battls? And they call me "pervert"...

I just wanted to be entertained while I fap, thats all it ultimately comes down to. Thats the list through which you guys should view this entire list. I want to be entertained. I want to be entertained while I fap. I want to be entertained while I fap to something I find hot.

Thats also why I like porn webcomics. I find it entertaining to read a story while I'm being sexually aroused. But I hate it when the plot takes a break for several pages for some boring ass sex scene, and then the sex pauses for some unsexy ass plot. I want both. At the same time.

Can anyone recommend some good porn comics? I feel like I've read everything.

 

[AnAnnoyedFuckingUser]

Also, another thing. Whats with people tagging the most random shit "platformer" on this website? How in the fuck is "Wings of Seduction" a platformer? Its not the only game where I have noticed that. Whats up with that?

 

[ShoreGull]

Also, another thing. Whats with people tagging the most random shit "platformer" on this website? How in the fuck is "Wings of Seduction" a platformer? Its not the only game where I have noticed that. Whats up with that?

Platformer and Side-Scroller get confused so often, it also drives me nuts.

 

[XulOnTuesday]

Can anyone recommend some good porn comics? I feel like I've read everything.

You've probably read these, but for posterity and the peanut gallery...

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- A gag-a-week sword-and-sorcery-and-sex comic. Hilarious and dangerously quotable.

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- A sexy rock band has sexy adventures. Not much to say other than "read it".

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- A mage's apprentice invents sex magic. A surprisingly deep (heh) story ensues, involving anal, demons, paladins, the dawn of a new age, and anal. I am more invested in the plot than the porn.

I also have to give a shout out to the manga

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. It's so softcore it's barely porn, and it plays all the isekai tropes to the T (harem, overpowered hero, etc.), but it somehow works. It sticks to the premise, has stakes for the protaganist, and is (once again) hilarious.

 

[eugene67]

You've probably read these, but for posterity and the peanut gallery...

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- A gag-a-week sword-and-sorcery-and-sex comic. Hilarious and dangerously quotable.

You must be registered to see the links

- A sexy rock band has sexy adventures. Not much to say other than "read it".

You must be registered to see the links

- A mage's apprentice invents sex magic. A surprisingly deep (heh) story ensues, involving anal, demons, paladins, the dawn of a new age, and anal. I am more invested in the plot than the porn.

I also have to give a shout out to the manga

You must be registered to see the links

. It's so softcore it's barely porn, and it plays all the isekai tropes to the T (harem, overpowered hero, etc.), but it somehow works. It sticks to the premise, has stakes for the protaganist, and is (once again) hilarious.

Can highly recommend oglaf.

 

[Shiro1111]

any reason why aurelia is super low being vanilla is a poor reason to have it lower than some of the other games with worse gameplay and art

 

[DKOC]

I actually think Skyrim sucks, with or without mods. Be glad I'm only ranking porn games



Multiplayer aint my thing (if I wanted to jack it together with other dudes I would just go to some Chatroulette variant) but your contribution is appreciated



I just wanted to be entertained while I fap, thats all it ultimately comes down to. Thats the list through which you guys should view this entire list. I want to be entertained. I want to be entertained while I fap. I want to be entertained while I fap to something I find hot.

Thats also why I like porn webcomics. I find it entertaining to read a story while I'm being sexually aroused. But I hate it when the plot takes a break for several pages for some boring ass sex scene, and then the sex pauses for some unsexy ass plot. I want both. At the same time.

Can anyone recommend some good porn comics? I feel like I've read everything.

After 700 hours of dealing with bugs, crashes, and poorly implemented systems, I'd agree with you. I much prefer Oblivion, even without mods. Why 700 hours you ask? Well... with the save limit entry bug, I had to restart games every 30ish hours, so instead of like Oblivion where I had a 100 hour playthrough where I did everything and saw everything, I had to break up Skyrim up into several chunks. Also, was helping ChronoTrigger do his remodeled armor mod for years, and spent a good chunk of that time playtesting.

 

[BambolaLugo]

Well, there's a very limited market for multiplayer porn games (kinda surprising tbh), but I only know one that's pretty good if you're into furry stuff.

KoboldKare works if you and your friends/girlfriend/boyfriend/whoever have the same copy since its peer-to-peer. Fun game to fuck around in while also being decent in the content it gives you. If you get the steam release, you can get mods for different maps and models as well.

Other than that, your best bet is either VRChat (way better with actual VR), Second Life, or heavily modded Skyrim. VRChat isnt necessarily a porn game (although 90% of the users are just horny degens) and may require unity knowledge for avatar uploading, Second Life is... old and relatively costly, and Skyrim is just a pain to mod.

I'm not really into furry. Haven't tried VRChat or Second Life, so thanks, I will check those out. Heavily modded Skyrim is probably a bridge to far for me in terms of involvedness in getting it to work

 

[Magister Masquerade]

I'm not really into furry. Haven't tried VRChat or Second Life, so thanks, I will check those out. Heavily modded Skyrim is probably a bridge to far for me in terms of involvedness in getting it to work

Yes, it is. It takes a lot, mostly getting everything to work. For all its praise as the most modded game ever, Skyrim's modding support is as archaic as the rest of the game was (even when it just released) which makes modding it a pain in the butt even with assistance from mod managers.

Hopefully ES6 will have a much more streamlined engine and modding support, but judging by Starfield, which unfortunately proved Bethesda is still making graphically remastered 2003 games instead of entirely new 2024 games, I wouldn't hold my breath.

 

[DKOC]

ES has been running on Gamebyro for years. I doubt they'll abandon it anytime soon. So issues you could encounter in Morrowind, you can still encounter in Fallout 4.

 

[JustAl]

ES has been running on Gamebyro for years. I doubt they'll abandon it anytime soon. So issues you could encounter in Morrowind, you can still encounter in Fallout 4.

Starfield is built in it too.

If you wanna play Elder Scrolls 6 you gotta board the Gamebryo train too. I find the Gamebryo engine very convenient, though the more you add and the more things you want to change, the more you have to do. It's a great game / engine but kind of a career experience: you hop into modding it seriously and woosh, the free time of at least 18 months goes by but it was fun.

 

[Magister Masquerade]

Starfield is built in it too.

If you wanna play Elder Scrolls 6 you gotta board the Gamebryo train too. I find the Gamebryo engine very convenient, though the more you add and the more things you want to change, the more you have to do. It's a great game / engine but kind of a career experience: you hop into modding it seriously and woosh, the free time of at least 18 months goes by but it was fun.

Imagine if they bothered to actually improve and fix their engine and then steamlined and improved the modding support since they know mods are the only reason anyone should even play their games...?

 

[DKOC]

Starfield is built in it too.

If you wanna play Elder Scrolls 6 you gotta board the Gamebryo train too. I find the Gamebryo engine very convenient, though the more you add and the more things you want to change, the more you have to do. It's a great game / engine but kind of a career experience: you hop into modding it seriously and woosh, the free time of at least 18 months goes by but it was fun.

Gamebyro has its pros (modding) and its cons (everything else). It is one of the least performant engines on the market (even GameMaker uses resources more efficiently), graphically its one of the worst (physics is super complicated for it, so don't expect nice cloth or hair physics naturally), and it has a ton of bugs that has been in there for over 2 decades. If it didn't have modding support, honestly, no one would praise most of the gamebyro games.

Its not a great game engine or modding experience. Like I complain about Bepinex modding, but at least it provides you with an output log if the game crashes due to a bad mod or lack of compatibility or install order or whatever. Gamebyro has never been good for that. Also Bethesada uses weird formats for skeletons, animations, textures, meshes, and world data, and sometimes it takes years for modders to understand it to make mods for it. Yes years. Its why SexLab framework took like 6 years to come to fruition after Skyrim's release in 2011 and there is yet to be a comparable mod for Fallout 4.

I wouldn't call playing unmodded gamebyro games fun. Especially not until the unofficial patches come out. The only times I enjoyed an unmodded gamebyro game was Morrowind on Xbox and Oblivion on Xbox 360. I did play Skyrim, FO3, and FO4 for a single playthrough unmodded and it SUCKEEEEEEDDDD....

 

[j0xssdf3]

Here's the real question, though. Have we considered Baldur's Gate 3 modding? It has DnD5E as gameplay and it runs off of Divinity 4, which the devs have given for modding the game. DnD gameplay AND sex mods sounds pretty fucking good, but it might be a ways away... unless I'm OOTL and there's already a ton of sex mods for it.

 

[JustAl]

Here's the real question, though. Have we considered Baldur's Gate 3 modding? It has DnD5E as gameplay and it runs off of Divinity 4, which the devs have given for modding the game. DnD gameplay AND sex mods sounds pretty fucking good, but it might be a ways away... unless I'm OOTL and there's already a ton of sex mods for it.

I used mods for DOS2 for a while, and browsed the Divinity engine editor for a while. To use the same engine actually sounds more challenging than Gamebryo, but when I was modding DOS2 the script extender for that engine had not been written yet. DOS2 used granny2 model format and the only importer I could find was for 3DS max.

Put it this way: that engine and its games are made for continuous story lines intersecting each other with plenty of tracking. If even one thing goes wrong like a character suddenly having higher or lower opinion of the player or dying / getting attacked (even by a zero-damage attack like what a mod could perform as a kind of token / select), then plenty of other things can go horrendously wrong.

Pretty much, the only sex mods that would be safe in such a game are ones applying to your eligible companions only / specifically placed or chosen NPCs.

 

[AnAnnoyedFuckingUser]

The topic starter is obviously mostly into platformer games... I didn't find the most commonly acclaimed gameplay-focused h-games in that list, such as Black Souls, Pronant Symphony, The Last Sovereign, Monster Girl Quest, Rance games, Meister series, the Sequel series, Ambrosia, etc. Which makes it pretty much meaningless to anyone who's looking for a complex JRPG or strategy game.

i very clearly state what i dislike about japanese games in general and text heavy as well as rpgm games in particular

it just so happens that most of whats left is platformers, but if you scroll down, you will find a whole lot of non-platformers

 

[User_033]

You put Parasite in City at D tier. I'm interested to know the reasoning behind this. (Not to fight, just to understand your tastes a bit better)

 

[JustAl]

You put Parasite in City at D tier. I'm interested to know the reasoning behind this. (Not to fight, just to understand your tastes a bit better)

I'm not him, but if I had to guess it's that Parasite in City is simply dated. It requires deft hands but your protagonist moves in a clunky way, and when you have to resort to melee to save ammo it makes for clunky combat. I personally enjoy the game but I imagine some people don't have the patience for rigid old-fashioned game controls.

I had to beat the final boss via mostly melee, so I had to kick 3 times per 1 bullet cost IIRC. yeah, that'll reduce most people's rating by 1 point.

 

[Jennapoless]

Does Tales of Androgyny fit the bill?