I'm sick of Visual Novels, Kinetic Novels, click-all-the-options-to-see-the-porn-games, RPG maker shovelware, and the likes. Hundreds of threads here and on reddit show that there is a demand for porn games that are actual, you know, fucking
games. But theres no exhaustive list. Last night I got sufficiently pissed that I decided to make my own.
This list is going to be highly subjective. This list is going to be built up over time. This list will not feature generic ass 3d models (unless they are tied to good gameplay), generic ass japanese art that looks like it was photocopied from one of the other 4000 japanese shovelware games (unless its tied to good gameplay). This list will not attempt to be consistent in its distinction between visual novels/click to get the porn games and management games because its fluid as fuck, so I'm going by feel, if you don't like the way I included it fuck you, deal with it.
Update 2022-03-21: I will divide games into three categories, "platformers", "non-platformers" (because a lot of these are platformers), and "3D" (referring to actual 3D games, not 3D renders). I am lumping certain sidescrollers in with platformers. Do give the non-platformers category a go, there is some creative stuff in there. (Unfortunately not enough, though). Within these I will use the following tiers:
- S-Tier: These games have great gameplay and great porn.
- A-Tier: These games have either good gameplay and great porn, or great gameplay and good porn.
- B-Tier: These games are above average and enjoyable in either gameplay or porn.
- C-Tier: These games are average and mostly unremarkable, or they have some flaws that make a higher tier unjustifiable. Play these after you are done with the upper tiers.
- D-Tier: These games are below average in some respects, but you might still be able to draw some enjoyment from them. This usually means the gameplay is bad, since a bad art style can be compensated by good gameplay easier than the other way around.
- F-Tier: These games are garbage. Do not play.
- Other: These do not fit in the above scheme, usually because I have not played them and I do not want to rate games I have not played. They might also not fit the criteria of being either interesting or having good gameplay (i.e. they might be RPGmaker trash), but I still want to give my opinion on them. (Looking at you, Queen Opala.)
I will
roughly attempt to order these within category by quality, but that is difficult. This ordering is more accurate in the higher tiers.
I would like to emphasize that this list is ultimately subjective. If you don't like it, go find another list.
Another user pointed out that I seem to prefer Female Protagonist / Male Domination games. This may be accurate. I tend to have long edging sessions when playing these, so I'm generally looking for something that gives me constant eye candy. I favor background characters with slutty clothes over long, drawn out sex scenes.
I also don't like goblins. They are not real monsters and make it unnecessarily difficult to find proper monster fucking.
With that in mind, here you go:
Finally, do check out the suggestions by other users in this thread. They might not always match my tastes, but they might match yours.
Finally, a word of advice on how to filter out most of the garbage to find good games easier:
- Go to the latest updates page.
- In "Engine", either choose "Unity" (and maybe "Other"), or filter out RPGM and Renpy. There are sometimes good, fappable games (or even engaging VNs) made in Renpy, and rarely there are good RPGM games. But the vast majority of good porn games are made with Unity. (And some of the good Japnese games use their own weird engines, hence "Other").
- In Prefix "Other", filter out "VN". This is the single most important filter.
- In "Prefix: Status", filter out "Abandoned" and "On hold".
- Obviously, you can also use tags associated with gameplay to find proper games. "Platformer" and "Sidescroller" are obvious choices, but there is still a lot of shovelware. It is generally also worth excluding "3dcg".
Cheers.
