Alright, let's think about this mathematically, guys.
Say Aurelia has... 80 sex scenes? Rough estimate.
A Valve employee has to personally cum to each of these scenes prior to greenlight, in order to ensure maximum OrgasmoMeter ™ readings to hit their projected annual numbers for ESG (Extreme Sexual Gratification).
This is no mean feat, and requires the highest cadre of specially-trained professional.
Gabe himself, of course, is the only one who can be trusted.
The adult male refractory period is a wildly varying thing, ranging from minutes to days. But Gabe is no spring chicken - at the ripe old age of 62, how long before he can get it hard again; let alone be in the right place mentally to truly appreciate, rate, comment on, and greenlight each subsequent orgasm?
For your average 62-year old man, I'd say it's about a day.
But Gabe? Oh, he's something, alright. He isn't just your average 62-year old man. Let's say he can do this three times a day.
For those 80 scenes, then, Gabe's jerking it like a madman for 26.67 days in a row - with a few hours between each orgasm to cancel the development of another Half Life sequel before he boots up Aurelia for another spin.
Therefore I am afraid, mr. coke, that it will actually take Gabe Newell almost 27 days to personally cum to every sex scene in Aurelia. I'm sorry.
