VN Ren'Py Completed Battle of the Bulges [v1.0] [EpicLust]

[anonimononnon]

Hello again, i'm having the following problems: on the third day in the rooftop if you refuse to watch the telescope the game crashs (ScriptError: could not find label 'Rooftop05Day03'.)
And in the Frieda route after i talk with Willy and take the picture the option "Go to the principal's office" disappear.
Thank you for the game!

 

[EpicLust]

Hello again, i'm having the following problems: on the third day in the rooftop if you refuse to watch the telescope the game crashs (ScriptError: could not find label 'Rooftop05Day03'.)
And in the Frieda route after i talk with Willy and take the picture the option "Go to the principal's office" disappear.
Thank you for the game!

Ah, thanks for reporting that bug, I'll fix it.
The Frieda one is not a bug though. You can't go back to the principal's office I'm afraid, that's on purpose... You'll have to wait the next day.

 

[privitude]

OMG, my game is unrealistic?
It's RUINED I tell ya, RUINED!!!!

A mother of 2 teenagers looking like a high school cheerleader is unrealistic.

A neighborhood where every woman has huge tits and every man has flawless muscles is unrealistic.

Having every woman you meet instantly want to bone you is unrealistic.

Looking like someone stuck a baby-doll head on a he-man body, and having a dick that's bigger than the torso of the woman you're trying to fuck isn't just unrealistic, it's fucking creepy. You don't need realism is porn when what you present is better than realistic. When it's cringe-worthy and weird, it does, in fact, effectively ruin it.

 

[Spyke_Spiegel]

Nice work, if you want help with the french i can help you. send me a PM if you want

 

[EpicLust]

A mother of 2 teenagers looking like a high school cheerleader is unrealistic.

A neighborhood where every woman has huge tits and every man has flawless muscles is unrealistic.

Having every woman you meet instantly want to bone you is unrealistic.

Looking like someone stuck a baby-doll head on a he-man body, and having a dick that's bigger than the torso of the woman you're trying to fuck isn't just unrealistic, it's fucking creepy. You don't need realism is porn when what you present is better than realistic. When it's cringe-worthy and weird, it does, in fact, effectively ruin it.

for YOU.
And not for many other people judging by the popularity of this game.
So why don't you leave this thread and go back to your "realistic" game threads, thank you for dropping by.

 

[EpicLust]

Nice work, if you want help with the french i can help you. send me a PM if you want

Thanks for the offer. I'm working on the French translation but it's a lot of work indeed...

 

[rave]

for YOU.
And not for many other people judging by the popularity of this game.
So why don't you leave this thread and go back to your "realistic" game threads, thank you for dropping by.

pay no attention to those "critiques" most of them want vanila game to feel what they don't or can't feel in the real life.
games suppose to be out of the ordinery, i'm sure in real life nobody thinks about doing his mother\sister. or looking like steroid boy (which i think is one of the best features in the game )

so your game is great the idea is great and your'e doing great with it ! keep it up

 

[privitude]

for YOU.

WELL NO SHIT. Who else would I be representing?

Welcome to internet forums, where people express their own views of things. Shocking, I know.

And not for many other people judging by the popularity of this game.

Twilight was IMMENSELY popular.

There were still a ton of people who thought it was terrible.

Fifty Shades of Grey was immensely popular.

There are still tons of people who think it's terrible.

"This thing is popular" does not mean that its ridiculous flaws "are not a problem for many other people."

And comparatively speaking? This game really isn't that popular. Call me when you actually make the popular games list.

So why don't you leave this thread and go back to your "realistic" game threads, thank you for dropping by.

So what is it? Short memory, lack of comprehension, of just choosing to gloss over the fact that we covered this?

"Realism" isn't what's important. The problem isn't that "this isn't realistic." The problem is "this is fucking creepy." The problem is "why does his head look like a cupie doll?" The problem "what's the point of having a dick that's bigger than the torso of the woman you want to fuck?"

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Porn isn't meant to present reality. It's meant to present what one wished reality was. Who the fuck wants a creepy face and a dick that would make sex physically impossible?

 

[Crawdaddy]

A mother of 2 teenagers looking like a high school cheerleader is unrealistic.

A neighborhood where every woman has huge tits and every man has flawless muscles is unrealistic.

Having every woman you meet instantly want to bone you is unrealistic.

Looking like someone stuck a baby-doll head on a he-man body, and having a dick that's bigger than the torso of the woman you're trying to fuck isn't just unrealistic, it's fucking creepy. You don't need realism is porn when what you present is better than realistic. When it's cringe-worthy and weird, it does, in fact, effectively ruin it.

It's an aesthetic/stylistic choice, it's highly subjective.

Like furries for example. People enjoy different styles. This clearly was never for you.

"Realism" isn't what's important. The problem isn't that "this isn't realistic." The problem is "this is fucking creepy." The problem is "why does his head look like a cupie doll?" The problem "what's the point of having a dick that's bigger than the torso of the woman you want to fuck?"

Some people get off on seeing it/playing as it. That's all the point they need.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Porn isn't meant to present reality. It's meant to present what one wished reality was.

Not really. Most people into incest on this board, for example, aren't actually into their own, literal mother, nor do they necessarily promote incest irl (I certainly don't). Kink is kink, its relationship to reality and fantasy is complex.

 

[Redeemed]

WELL NO SHIT. Who else would I be representing?

Welcome to internet forums, where people express their own views of things. Shocking, I know.



Twilight was IMMENSELY popular.

There were still a ton of people who thought it was terrible.

Fifty Shades of Grey was immensely popular.

There are still tons of people who think it's terrible.

"This thing is popular" does not mean that its ridiculous flaws "are not a problem for many other people."

And comparatively speaking? This game really isn't that popular. Call me when you actually make the popular games list.



So what is it? Short memory, lack of comprehension, of just choosing to gloss over the fact that we covered this?

"Realism" isn't what's important. The problem isn't that "this isn't realistic." The problem is "this is fucking creepy." The problem is "why does his head look like a cupie doll?" The problem "what's the point of having a dick that's bigger than the torso of the woman you want to fuck?"

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Porn isn't meant to present reality. It's meant to present what one wished reality was. Who the fuck wants a creepy face and a dick that would make sex physically impossible?

Lmao. Who cares? Dont you have something better to do than rant at a porn game? You could literally rant on every game posted in this site, because frankly they are all retarded in many points, even the "top rated" games like BB

 

[Ozygator]

WELL NO SHIT. Who else would I be representing?

Welcome to internet forums, where people express their own views of things. Shocking, I know.



Twilight was IMMENSELY popular.

There were still a ton of people who thought it was terrible.

Fifty Shades of Grey was immensely popular.

There are still tons of people who think it's terrible.

"This thing is popular" does not mean that its ridiculous flaws "are not a problem for many other people."

And comparatively speaking? This game really isn't that popular. Call me when you actually make the popular games list.



So what is it? Short memory, lack of comprehension, of just choosing to gloss over the fact that we covered this?

"Realism" isn't what's important. The problem isn't that "this isn't realistic." The problem is "this is fucking creepy." The problem is "why does his head look like a cupie doll?" The problem "what's the point of having a dick that's bigger than the torso of the woman you want to fuck?"

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Porn isn't meant to present reality. It's meant to present what one wished reality was. Who the fuck wants a creepy face and a dick that would make sex physically impossible?

Ok, let's see. Art asset's clearly shown on the OP. Check.
Ability to completely ignore the game and thread, even hide it, already in place. Check.

So other than being a troll, by stating in a game thread, that you don't like the art that's clearly visible, and then proceeding to attack the dev, what exactly are you in the thread for? To be reported as a troll when you could have clearly just ignored the game and thread? Congrat's you got your wish.

 

[EpicLust]

pay no attention to those "critiques" most of them want vanila game to feel what they don't or can't feel in the real life.
games suppose to be out of the ordinery, i'm sure in real life nobody thinks about doing his mother\sister. or looking like steroid boy (which i think is one of the best features in the game )

so your game is great the idea is great and your'e doing great with it ! keep it up

I'm just having fun at his expense, couldn't care less about his opinion, don't worry.

 

[EpicLust]

Oh man, you're really getting your arse kicked by everyone.
It must feel "realistically" embarrassing.

 

[crue1]

Yes! The mom is so HOT!

 

[Mastajimbo55]

how do you get frieda scene

 

[privitude]

It's an aesthetic/stylistic choice, it's highly subjective.

Clearly. And my view of it is that if you're going to have the body of a full grown man who's been abusing steroids for most of his life, your head shouldn't look like that of a five-year old.

Not really. Most people into incest on this board, for example, aren't actually into their own, literal mother, nor do they necessarily promote incest irl (I certainly don't). Kink is kink, its relationship to reality and fantasy is complex.

It's not that they want to fuck their mothers. It's that they want someone who's either so thoroughly hyper-sexual that there are no boundaries they won't cross, or they want to be someone who's so desired that someone will cross said boundaries to be with them.

There's a myriad of reasons behind the appeal of incestual porn, but it does represent something the viewer wants. There's always some appeal.

What the fuck is the appeal of having a head that looks like a five year old boy?

 

[privitude]

Lmao. Who cares? Dont you have something better to do than rant at a porn game?

Don't you have something better to do than respond? Practice what you preach.

You could literally rant on every game posted in this site, because frankly they are all retarded in many points, even the "top rated" games like BB

This level of "WTF is that?! WHY?!" Just doesn't usually jump out at me like this.

 

[privitude]

So other than being a troll, by stating in a game thread, that you don't like the art that's clearly visible, and then proceeding to attack the dev, what exactly are you in the thread for?

I made a single post about the product.

The dev responded by mis-representing my statement. I responded by correcting this mis-representation. I'm in this thread because people are responding to what I've said, thus I respond back.

Takes two to argue.

 

[TheImage]

The next person to fight about realism or art or anything like that will be severely punished. This isn't a place for petty squabbles.

 

[Zolkane]

i hope you will let him fuck the futa girl bro and do you have a plan for the loli???