VN Ren'Py Completed Battle of the Bulges [v1.0] [EpicLust]

[KarlHungus]

I can hear it now.
Dude #1: Hey bro, what do you do for a living?
Dude #2: Yo dude I work at Burger King, and you?
Dude #1: Me? Oh I'm the senior cumshot engineer for Daz Studio.

Haha! Wait, SENIOR cumshot engineer?.... How many people do you think they have working in the cumshot department?

 

[TheRealSerrated]

Haha! Wait, SENIOR cumshot engineer?.... How many people do you think they have working in the cumshot department?

OMG! LMAO!!! x'Dx'Dx'Dx'D

 

[TheRealSerrated]

Tim! I don't know how, and I don't know what scene, or event, it should be added to. But you now NEED TO find a way to add "Senior Cumshot Engineer" to the achievement list! Haha! x'D

 

[KingsRaiden]

Haha! Wait, SENIOR cumshot engineer?.... How many people do you think they have working in the cumshot department?

In Japan it would be subtitle the Bukkake Room

 

[rooney10]

Haha! Wait, SENIOR cumshot engineer?.... How many people do you think they have working in the cumshot department?

There's ALWAYS a senior engineer taking credit for and/or fucking up the yeoman's work of the underlings!

 

[rooney10]

Tim! I don't know how, and I don't know what scene, or event, it should be added to. But you now NEED TO find a way to add "Senior Cumshot Engineer" to the achievement list! Haha! x'D

And if you could bring Wendy Whoppers out of retirement (w/her gigantic porn tits of course) that would be greattttttt.

 

[Warsteel]

I normally dislike games with exaggerated anatomy but for some reason this game goes to an extreme that enters the elusive comedy/parody realm and I'm fine with it. Figuring out what to do and when is a pain but that's actually a good thing. It means there are a lot of choices and alternatives. A wide variety of characters is always nice and some of the dialog choices actually made me laugh out loud. Looking forward to more and will probably end up backing this one.

 

[TheRealSerrated]

And if you could bring Wendy Whoppers out of retirement (w/her gigantic porn tits of course) that would be greattttttt.

I think the creation of an achievement called "Senior Cumshot Engineer" would be a significantly easier task in comparison.

 

[Jameszxcv]

Is the day 4 version up yet for patreons?

 

[EpicLust]

Is the day 4 version up yet for patreons?

No, it usually takes a couple of days to process pledges...

 

[Gert_Boomans]

Is the day 4 version up yet for patreons?

Yha the payment gets usually processed on the third day, so hold on tight buddy. I am aswell ^^!

 

[jak1165]

Bros

Please no spoilerinos ty

 

[EpicLust]

There are now a whopping 286 sound files in the game! I don't think there's another game here with that many sound effect files...

 

[sjackson3939]

so now its the first of august does that mean it comes out today??

read 4 posts before you posted...

 

[EpicLust]

so now its the first of august does that mean it comes out today??

The answer is literally three posts above yours...

 

[TheRealSerrated]

so now its the first of august does that mean it comes out today??

You should scroll up, and read some of the posts.

 

[BASBUSA]

Tim,

Rough estimate, is the public release of V.04 going to be 3 weeks after $20 patreons receive it?

 

[Survivor1000]

Tim,

Rough estimate, is the public release of V.04 going to be 3 weeks after $20 patreons receive it?

Probably end of august for non Patreons.

 

[sjackson3939]

Tim,

Rough estimate, is the public release of V.04 going to be 3 weeks after $20 patreons receive it?

yes.

 

[HerbertIronsides]

yes.

I mean not trying to be an ass but this is a site for getting these type of games without paying. It only takes one guy to put a download link.