Sora_Nagawa

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Apr 19, 2020
17
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Rating: Behind the Dune

---{ Graphics }---
☐ Each frame was painted by Da Vinci
☐ The Witcher 3
☑ They are really good
☐ Made with love
☐ Outdated graphics but still acceptable
☐ Looks like a PS2 game
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Looks like Atari game graphics

---{ Animation }---
☐ This is a movie you control
☐ There are many animated scenes and they are very good and fluid
☑ There are very few animated scenes, but they are decent
☐ Animation is literally two frames
☐ There is no animation

---{ H-Content }---
☐ Almost too much
☐ A lot
☐ 50/50
☑ Could be more
☐ Not enough
☐ Is this really a game porn?

---{ Story }---
☐ It'll replace your life
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Could make a book at Harry Potter level
☐ It can make you shed a tear or two
☑ A story worthy of attention
☐ You can like the story if you try hard
☐ Story makes no sense
☐ No Story

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Long enough to sing "Faroeste Caboclo"
☑ Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series
☐ Exceeds 80 hours if you want to do almost everything
☐ Like a Skyrim
☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it
☐ The game never has a true "end"

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ More addictive than cocaine
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ It would have been better to see Pelé's movie

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ It's just watching the game
☐ I finished it with a guitar
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ It's one of those games that people study
☐ Dark Souls
(☐ Can be Changed)

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Didnt see some
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Can ruin the gameplay
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Ubisoft

---{ Requirements }---
☐ Forget it, current technology can't handle it
☐ PC with very good CPU and GPU
☐ A decent PC, with a GTX 1030
☑ A PC with a video card from grandma's time
☐ Check if you can run Paint

---{ Do i keep the Game? }---
☑ Yes
☐ No
 
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ThomasPrf

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Dec 19, 2019
209
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Rating: Behind the Dune

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ It's just watching the game
☐ I finished it with a guitar
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ It's one of those games that people study
☐ Dark Souls
(☐ Can be Changed)
it's just a point-and-click, with some interaction spots for items here and there, how can it require significant brain usage? (sorry if it sounds rude, I am genuinely asking because of your choice of difficulty rating in this)
 

billyjoebobmartin

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Dec 8, 2020
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it's just a point-and-click, with some interaction spots for items here and there, how can it require significant brain usage? (sorry if it sounds rude, I am genuinely asking because of your choice of difficulty rating in this)
considering the whole [Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series] box was also ticked... yeah. reviewer clearly has problems. problems i'm not sure can be fixed with attempting to git good. :HideThePain:
 
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Sora_Nagawa

Newbie
Apr 19, 2020
17
28
it's just a point-and-click, with some interaction spots for items here and there, how can it require significant brain usage? (sorry if it sounds rude, I am genuinely asking because of your choice of difficulty rating in this)
Hahaha no worries at all, don’t worry, I’m not offended! I chose this option because it’s a flash game where you need to remember to use certain items and make wise decisions to get the best ending. For me, that already sets it apart from many traditional adult games out there. I put its difficulty on the table in comparison to other adult games, but if we compare it to the giants (in traditional gaming), its difficulty would be at the level of Tetris haha. This is my first time posting my experiences with these games, and I’ve actually been wanting to do this for a long time but always forgot. I’m still really new to reviews, and I just copied this one from Steam comments and a few comments here on the site, and mixed them all together. Sorry if it turned out bad or disproportionate!
 

Sora_Nagawa

Newbie
Apr 19, 2020
17
28
considering the whole [Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series] box was also ticked... yeah. reviewer clearly has problems. problems i'm not sure can be fixed with attempting to git good. :HideThePain:
I just mixed this format from a few comments here on the site with some from Steam. I still need to fine-tune it, as I'm new to reviewing games. I've always wanted to do this, but I kept forgetting to post. Anyway, it's just my personal opinion on the game. I'm not assuming it's the same for everyone, and I'm definitely not a tech expert or a professional critic—just an enthusiast on the topic of ecchi games. Sorry if it didn't turn out great; I’ll keep improving it little by little. Thanks for the feedback!
 
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Finuee

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Game Developer
Sep 14, 2022
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Hahaha no worries at all, don’t worry, I’m not offended! I chose this option because it’s a flash game where you need to remember to use certain items and make wise decisions to get the best ending. For me, that already sets it apart from many traditional adult games out there. I put its difficulty on the table in comparison to other adult games, but if we compare it to the giants (in traditional gaming), its difficulty would be at the level of Tetris haha. This is my first time posting my experiences with these games, and I’ve actually been wanting to do this for a long time but always forgot. I’m still really new to reviews, and I just copied this one from Steam comments and a few comments here on the site, and mixed them all together. Sorry if it turned out bad or disproportionate!
Nice review, even if there are ratings where we won't agree, you took the time and effort to rate it more throughly than most. Kudos to that, I tip my hat to you.
 
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Sora_Nagawa

Newbie
Apr 19, 2020
17
28
Nice review, even if there are ratings where we won't agree, you took the time and effort to rate it more throughly than most. Kudos to that, I tip my hat to you.
Oh my God, thank you so much for the recognition!! I'm truly flattered by your comment :love:, thank you for understanding!! I really had fun playing that game, especially the functional aspect of the women's clothing—it was a small but epic detail haha. The game really gave me nostalgia for browser games, i really miss that time.
 
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ThomasPrf

Member
Dec 19, 2019
209
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Hahaha no worries at all, don’t worry, I’m not offended! I chose this option because it’s a flash game where you need to remember to use certain items and make wise decisions to get the best ending. For me, that already sets it apart from many traditional adult games out there. I put its difficulty on the table in comparison to other adult games, but if we compare it to the giants (in traditional gaming), its difficulty would be at the level of Tetris haha. This is my first time posting my experiences with these games, and I’ve actually been wanting to do this for a long time but always forgot. I’m still really new to reviews, and I just copied this one from Steam comments and a few comments here on the site, and mixed them all together. Sorry if it turned out bad or disproportionate!
nope, not bad at all, I find it funny and read the whole thing, but now that you explained to me, I understand and agree with your choice. I mean the Japanese have to categorize eroge into different groups speaks a lot. some people want the kind of adult game that you can just pull down your pants and be done with it, like those from Zone back in the day, but there are those prefer some challenges (like those old MnF games that stole assets from anime that actually decent), some prefer actual stories and plots like visual novels (Orezora - IMHHY or Teaching Feeling).

the fact you put it in high regard in terms of brain usage is a compliment, at least for me

edit: those quizzes from the cruise trip game from Mnf are really good, I am glad I learnt some house cleaning tips from the maid in that game
 
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Sora_Nagawa

Newbie
Apr 19, 2020
17
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nope, not bad at all, I find it funny and read the whole thing, but now that you explained to me, I understand and agree with your choice. I mean the Japanese have to categorize eroge into different groups speaks a lot. some people want the kind of adult game that you can just pull down your pants and be done with it, like those from Zone back in the day, but there are those prefer some challenges (like those old MnF games that stole assets from anime that actually decent), some prefer actual stories and plots like visual novels (Orezora - IMHHY or Teaching Feeling).

the fact you put it in high regard in terms of brain usage is a compliment, at least for me

edit: those quizzes from the cruise trip game from Mnf are really good, I am glad I learnt some house cleaning tips from the maid in that game
I completely agree with you! I'm glad you understood my point of view. It would indeed be great to have a separate difficulty category for eroge games, as they vary a lot in terms of complexity and content. That's why tastes vary greatly; there are many who prefer those games that deliver all the pornographic content right from the start, while others prefer a story and a journey to earn that content, which for me personally makes it more enjoyable when you see a scene for which you "fought" so hard to obtain.
 

BaeScout83

Member
Nov 10, 2018
224
395
Rating: Behind the Dune

---{ Graphics }---
☐ Each frame was painted by Da Vinci
☐ The Witcher 3
☑ They are really good
☐ Made with love
☐ Outdated graphics but still acceptable
☐ Looks like a PS2 game
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Looks like Atari game graphics

---{ Animation }---
☐ This is a movie you control
☐ There are many animated scenes and they are very good and fluid
☑ There are very few animated scenes, but they are decent
☐ Animation is literally two frames
☐ There is no animation

---{ H-Content }---
☐ Almost too much
☐ A lot
☐ 50/50
☑ Could be more
☐ Not enough
☐ Is this really a game porn?

---{ Story }---
☐ It'll replace your life
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Could make a book at Harry Potter level
☐ It can make you shed a tear or two
☑ A story worthy of attention
☐ You can like the story if you try hard
☐ Story makes no sense
☐ No Story

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Long enough to sing "Faroeste Caboclo"
☑ Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series
☐ Exceeds 80 hours if you want to do almost everything
☐ Like a Skyrim
☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it
☐ The game never has a true "end"

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ More addictive than cocaine
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ It would have been better to see Pelé's movie

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ It's just watching the game
☐ I finished it with a guitar
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ It's one of those games that people study
☐ Dark Souls
(☐ Can be Changed)

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Didnt see some
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Can ruin the gameplay
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Ubisoft

---{ Requirements }---
☐ Forget it, current technology can't handle it
☐ PC with very good CPU and GPU
☐ A decent PC, with a GTX 1030
☑ A PC with a video card from grandma's time
☐ Check if you can run Paint

---{ Do i keep the Game? }---
☑ Yes
☐ No
As others already mentioned it's a nice review, but why post it as a comment when there is a dedicated section/tab for reviews?
 
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HentaiGnome

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Feb 2, 2019
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As others already mentioned it's a nice review, but why post it as a comment when there is a dedicated section/tab for reviews?
Ngl, I don't even know how to post reviews here. I mean yes there's a tab/section for it, but there's no "Post Review" link or anywhere. Then again, I'm blind as a bat so it could just be me lol.
 
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