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In the 4 months since Episode 10 released, I don't think I've ever seen this mentioned. But then again, this entire thread is like the horny fever dream of a madman, so maybe I missed it amongst all the theories, memes, and Joshy's cummy kisses.
If you have sex with Maya during the dorm party in Episode 8, you leave behind the bottle of booze next to the teacher's desk/podium/whatever it is, and Dr. Dick's syllabus from the board. Then alllllllll the way in Episode 10, it turns out absolutely no one noticed either piece of evidence of your fun sexy time with Princess Vicky until Bella needed to write something on the board. Like even if you are as generous as possible with the timeline, there's no fucking way no else stumbled on this shit in the meantime.
Let's cheat and compress as much as possible, to see if any of it makes sense (it really won't):
I demand DPC stop development on Episode 11, and go back to the last 3 episodes and correct this egregious error! I can't get wrapped up in the story or have a good fap if this one detail is always in the back of my mind. The added months of dev time will be so worth it you guys, this is more important than that one render of a bottle. I beseech you, DPC!
TL;DR
If you have sex with Maya during the dorm party in Episode 8, you leave behind the bottle of booze next to the teacher's desk/podium/whatever it is, and Dr. Dick's syllabus from the board. Then alllllllll the way in Episode 10, it turns out absolutely no one noticed either piece of evidence of your fun sexy time with Princess Vicky until Bella needed to write something on the board. Like even if you are as generous as possible with the timeline, there's no fucking way no else stumbled on this shit in the meantime.
Let's cheat and compress as much as possible, to see if any of it makes sense (it really won't):
- Day after the party, Fuckface gets a haircut, then the gender studies final, and later is planning the Halloween party with Sage and Quinn, plus a threesome if you're awesome enough. Let's say this is Thursday (maybe it actually is Thursday, but who cares), to utilize the weekend and stall for time. 1 DAY.
- Friday. The math and English exams are not in the classroom you fucked Maya in. If you're dating Bella she invites you over on Saturday, which is tomorrow (it really isn't, but bear with me). Tonight is the recital, and if you didn't help Jill then you're a monster. 2 DAYS.
- Saturday. After seeing just about everyone you boned all in one place last night, the MC decides on his dream girl/s. You talk to Sage, later that evening is the date with Bella/running to Jill. 3 DAYS.
- Sunday. So far the days are lined up. If you chose Bella yesterday, this morning Jill will get a free show. There's the last free roam of Season 2, the windows are finally being installed. Later tonight, the Maya Squad goes to see Sage's parents, turns out you potentially boned Jade (nice), and at the same time we find out Zoey has returned from San Diego. 4 DAYS.
- Monday. Fuckface reunites with Zoey, he goes costume shopping with MJ/gets his dick tested/talks to Bella about Halloween and Jill/thinks about Tybalt while fucking Sage/hits up his various lovers, and plans the party with Tommy's sage advice. 5 DAYS.
- Tuesday. It's Halloween I guess. The entire day is presumably setting up the DIK mansion, everyone getting their costumes ready, and then the party lasts all night. You break Josy's heart if you didn't choose her and Maya, as well as miss out on that hot threesome. That's a war crime. In any case, I hope you got some pussy that night, otherwise your dick goes unsucked despite having three girls in your room. 6 DAYS.
- Wednesday. It's November 1st, no question about it. The morning is spent interacting with the various girls, playing with the stupid fucking puzzle box, cleaning the mansion, smacking Elena's ass, feeding the stupid fucking fish, and finally, we get to English class again. THE 7TH DAY.
I demand DPC stop development on Episode 11, and go back to the last 3 episodes and correct this egregious error! I can't get wrapped up in the story or have a good fap if this one detail is always in the back of my mind. The added months of dev time will be so worth it you guys, this is more important than that one render of a bottle. I beseech you, DPC!
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