ottercon

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Inspired by the recent poems I decided to have a quick go myself

Its titled: An ode to the worst Mg.

Sage oh Sage with hair so red
Why do you like to fuck in your brothers bed?
Sage oh Sage your skin's a dullish grey
Like a zombie or corpse some say

And Sage oh Sage it was fucking lame
That you did not tell MC your last name
And so he unknowing fucked your mom
In the pussy and up the bum

Jade now shes a crazy bitch
Who threatens MC not to snitch
And yet I prefer her more
For you are just such a bore

And as much as DPC insists your clever
I shout out HOW? NEVER!

Because how can you ignore?
That half your sisters are payed whores
And how can you not see?
The drug buissness running through your sorority

Sage I find you so overated
And to me you are the most hated
The only reason to play your route
Is the Quinn threesome, now that was a hoot

But that was not enough to save the day
And so I must say
It should come as no surprise
Just like the Halloween costume contest you win no prize

Therefore I dub thee
Bad's worst MG
 

Lethal Flourish

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Oct 8, 2021
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Inspired by the recent poems I decided to have a quick go myself

Its titled: An ode to the worst Mg.

Sage oh Sage with hair so red
Why do you like to fuck in your brothers bed?
Sage oh Sage your skin's a dullish grey
Like a zombie or corpse some say

And Sage oh Sage it was fucking lame
That you did not tell MC your last name
And so he unknowing fucked your mom
In the pussy and up the bum

Jade now shes a crazy bitch
Who threatens MC not to snitch
And yet I prefer her more
For you are just such a bore

And as much as DPC insists your clever
I shout out HOW? NEVER!

Because how can you ignore?
That half your sisters are payed whores
And how can you not see?
The drug buissness running through your sorority

Sage I find you so overated
And to me you are the most hated
The only reason to play your route
Is the Quinn threesome, now that was a hoot

But that was not enough to save the day
And so I must say
It should come as no surprise
Just like the Halloween costume contest you win no prize

Therefore I dub thee
Bad's worst MG
 

yossa999

Engaged Member
Dec 5, 2020
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What if Fuckface is James. James died and rebirthed as Fuckface to fuck Bella. It possible because I said so
Too much mysticism. Everyone knows it's just a simple time loop paradox and James is an old version of the MC from the future who went back in time to be with Bella and created this time paradox because there are two versions of James now, the original old James from the future and the younger version of himself, also known as Fuckface, who is not yet aware of the paradox.
 
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