godkingxerxes

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Well you literally put "Lynette is Alive" in it.

Besides she's been dead 19 years and a couple of months, not 20. It's the same as the MC's age.
She might have died when he was conceived, Neil's dick was too much for her.

Or maybe Neil killed her and got some next bitch pregnant and is passing off MC as Lynette's kid to try to get money from her family.

Expand your horizons young padawan.
 
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Roger-a-Dale

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She might have died when he was conceived, Neil's dick was too much for her.

Or maybe Neil killed her and got some next bitch pregnant and is passing off MC as Lynette's kid to try to get money from her family.

Expand your horizons young padawan.
You see, that's just lazy. Anyone can spout random BS. Plausibility is an art and you are 30 years too early to challenge me.

Padawan? Hah! I once decapitated a jedi master and a sith lord with their own lightsabers. The idiots were having some sort of duel practically on my backyard and the noise really aggravated my hangover.
 
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ModiThorrson

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Finding Maya more attractive is an odd(and I'd dare say wrong) opinion, but an opinion it is and all opinions are accepted here.

Playing through throuple path is an exercise in not gagging everytime Maya shoves her ass in the centre of the screen.
I'm sorry you've deceived yourself so thoroughly, being so wrong must be such a huge burden. Obviously your creditability has taken a hit here, I won't be able to take your opinions seriously until you seek help. :ROFLMAO:
 

Darkwen

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You see, that's just lazy. Anyone can spout random BS. Plausibility is an art and you are 30 years too early to challenge me.

Padawan? Hah! I once decapitated a jedi master and a sith lord with their own lightsabers. The idiots were having some sort of duel practically on my backyard and the noise really aggravated my hangover.
must had been darth jar jar :ROFLMAO:
 

Better Cock Spock

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I'm sorry you've deceived yourself so thoroughly, being so wrong must be such a huge burden. Obviously your creditability has taken a hit here, I won't be able to take your opinions seriously until you seek help. :ROFLMAO:
Hey I love Maya too, but I have to agree with aladyaladyalady, Maya's skin does not look great, especially on her ass. And some of her best scenes do include close ups of her otherwise nice ass. The Sea of Tranquility looks in the mirror and Maya's ass is looking back :ROFLMAO:
 

Kakasan

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Beth, the cafeteria girl, posted their photos.

Still, terrible taste in girls, the only trash is that list is Becky.
Sarah and Melanie are like Arieth, Zoey left the MC and then came back apologizing, Heather just wanted to use the MC's dick and then Nick fucked her, Lily came up with that talk so he wouldn't fall in love.
It's just using him as a showcase, Becky probably has STD, Beth put up those posters.
 

Better Cock Spock

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It wasn't Karen, it was the cafeteria girl who can't cook.:KEK:
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It'd be funny if DPC made all the ancillary characters the masterminds behind the pictures and the Cathy Cluck. Beth, the receptionist, Ron, the only black jock, Jade's neighbor with the telescope, the drunk asshole at the Pink Rose who smashes a bottle on MC's head, etc.
 
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Geralt From Rivia

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Sarah and Melanie are like Arieth, Zoey left the MC and then came back apologizing, Heather just wanted to use the MC's dick and then Nick fucked her, Lily came up with that talk so he wouldn't fall in love
1. Sarah and Mel are just the DTF girls we all love in college (easy sex). And a strange comparison with Ariet, their intelligence is higher than that of a stool. And why hate Ariet? Every moment with her is a dose of laughter.
2. Zoey. Nothing terrible. Common problems for teenagers who are undecided about themselves. Normal for this age, forgivable. 3. Heather's problem is a toxic relationship with degenerate boyfriend. She is generally normal, if you open the key to her and talk, treat her with absinthe, and besides, she gradually warms up to you (at first I couldn’t stand her either).
4. Lily. How dare you, you are under arrest.
 
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