VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.10.1] [DrPinkCake]

[Geralt From Rivia]

Even more jokes aside, there's no reason for her to exist when there's already a Rose at the Pink Rose. That's 1 too many Roses, plus Brandi has no solo scenes and we haven't even had a chance to tap Tania (although Tommy seems to have eternal dibs, that fucker).

Yeah. A prime candidate for cut content.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Yeah. A prime candidate for cut content.

Watch DPC turn her into the most important character of all time after he reveals the big twist: Madame Rose is James after a sex change.
Before transitioning, James became a OBGYN doctor. One day, he helped deliver a baby with a cock as large as his arm. Unfortunately, that magnum dong killed the mother during childbirth. In his grief, James "disappeared", leaving behind a devastated wife.
He visited the Pink Rose, and had a little VIP fun with a redheaded stripper with big tits. Unbeknownst to him, she got pregnant and ended up giving away the baby girl to an orphanage.
The random sex distracted James from his guilt, and he decided to become a woman and work at the club to whore herself out.
Madame Rose killed Quinn's dad because he was dealing coke and meth to the strippers at the Pink Rose, and one of them was Lana.
During a checkup at the hospital, Madame Rose saw an elderly woman in a room alone. She had taken the wrong medication, but was recovering nicely. However, Madame Rose thought it was better to put this old bitch out of her misery, and suffocated her with a pillow. She had become a monster after all these years.
One day, a devout Christian man named Patrick came to the club trying to preach the word of the Lord, and ended up getting a nice blowjob instead from Madame Rose. After he busted in 10 seconds, he vented about his gay daughter, and she suggested holding the daughter hostage with a bogus loan contract to keep her away from her girlfriend. Also he got herpes from Madame Rose.
One day while at a convenience store, she asked a cute employee if he wanted a handy in the parking lot. He said no, because he was crushing on a coworker, who happened to be listening around the corner. Instead she jerked off the manager's son.

And now, Madame Rose is finally coming home to surprise a lonely widow on Christmas Eve, only to be surprised herself...

You know what you guys, I have to give some respect to Dalli. It's actually a little hard to try and string together total nonsense and make it look not completely stupid. Fun though.

 

[Geralt From Rivia]

Watch DPC turn her into the most important character of all time after he reveals the big twist: Madame Rose is James after a sex change.
Before transitioning, James became a OBGYN doctor. One day, he helped deliver a baby with a cock as large as his arm. Unfortunately, that magnum dong killed the mother during childbirth. In his grief, James "disappeared", leaving behind a devastated wife.
He visited the Pink Rose, and had a little VIP fun with a redheaded stripper with big tits. Unbeknownst to him, she got pregnant and ended up giving away the baby girl to an orphanage.
The random sex distracted James from his guilt, and he decided to become a woman and work at the club to whore herself out.
Madame Rose killed Quinn's dad because he was dealing coke and meth to the strippers at the Pink Rose, and one of them was Lana.
During a checkup at the hospital, Madame Rose saw an elderly woman in a room alone. She had taken the wrong medication, but was recovering nicely. However, Madame Rose thought it was better to put this old bitch out of her misery, and suffocated her with a pillow. She had become a monster after all these years.
One day, a devout Christian man named Patrick came to the club trying to preach the word of the Lord, and ended up getting a nice blowjob instead from Madame Rose. After he busted in 10 seconds, he vented about his gay daughter, and she suggested holding the daughter hostage with a bogus loan contract to keep her away from her girlfriend. Also he got herpes from Madame Rose.
One day while at a convenience store, she asked a cute employee if he wanted a handy in the parking lot. He said no, because he was crushing on a coworker, who happened to be listening around the corner. Instead she jerked off the manager's son.

And now, Madame Rose is finally coming home to surprise a lonely widow on Christmas Eve, only to be surprised herself...

You know what you guys, I have to give some respect to Dalli. It's actually a little hard to try and string together total nonsense and make it look not completely stupid. Fun though.

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This is a whole fanfiction, Warscared likes to write stories in this style.
But be careful, DPC probably still read this thread and he can use it in the scenario.

 

[Riaman]

Please DPC release chapter 11 quick these people are turning into being a lobotomy patient

 

[Lethal Flourish]

Watch DPC turn her into the most important character of all time after he reveals the big twist: Madame Rose is James after a sex change.
Before transitioning, James became a OBGYN doctor. One day, he helped deliver a baby with a cock as large as his arm. Unfortunately, that magnum dong killed the mother during childbirth. In his grief, James "disappeared", leaving behind a devastated wife.
He visited the Pink Rose, and had a little VIP fun with a redheaded stripper with big tits. Unbeknownst to him, she got pregnant and ended up giving away the baby girl to an orphanage.
The random sex distracted James from his guilt, and he decided to become a woman and work at the club to whore herself out.
Madame Rose killed Quinn's dad because he was dealing coke and meth to the strippers at the Pink Rose, and one of them was Lana.
During a checkup at the hospital, Madame Rose saw an elderly woman in a room alone. She had taken the wrong medication, but was recovering nicely. However, Madame Rose thought it was better to put this old bitch out of her misery, and suffocated her with a pillow. She had become a monster after all these years.
One day, a devout Christian man named Patrick came to the club trying to preach the word of the Lord, and ended up getting a nice blowjob instead from Madame Rose. After he busted in 10 seconds, he vented about his gay daughter, and she suggested holding the daughter hostage with a bogus loan contract to keep her away from her girlfriend. Also he got herpes from Madame Rose.
One day while at a convenience store, she asked a cute employee if he wanted a handy in the parking lot. He said no, because he was crushing on a coworker, who happened to be listening around the corner. Instead she jerked off the manager's son.

And now, Madame Rose is finally coming home to surprise a lonely widow on Christmas Eve, only to be surprised herself...

You know what you guys, I have to give some respect to Dalli. It's actually a little hard to try and string together total nonsense and make it look not completely stupid. Fun though.

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Dali got competition

 

[felicemastronzo]

The only thing I'm absolutely certain of is that there will be an emotional gut punch for the player at the end of BaDIK, and I don't think it's going to be violent. That would leave DPC vulnerable to the same criticisms as he received after AL and I'm convinced that he is sensitive to such criticism.

It could be that no MC, on ANY path, winds up with the LI that he wants.

eh, I doubt that.
Endings probably gonna be more standard, flash forward to future, and there likely be some " Bad " endings, depending on invisible stats.
after all, the game we playing is already the past

Considering the setting of the story the most "natural" ending would be the strongly melancholy one with MC, now an adult and settled, thinking back to his college years and/or his first love.

Or a semi-open ending, with MC still in college, with possibly his girlfriend, looking hopefully to the future.

Either would allow him to avoid facing the dead ends to which some relationships seem doomed

 

[ChipLecsap]

Considering the setting of the story the most "natural" ending would be the strongly melancholy one with MC, now an adult and settled, thinking back to his college years and/or his first love.

Or a semi-open ending, with MC still in college, with possibly his girlfriend, looking hopefully to the future.

Either would allow him to avoid facing the dead ends to which some relationships seem doomed

come on, you say, Jill fans won't get their future MC x Jill married, having kids and dogs, and living in the house that his father worked on.
Not buying it.

but frankly, who care, at this rate some of us might not even live long enough to see the ending anyway

 

[felicemastronzo]

come on, you say, Jill fans won't get their future MC x Jill married, having kids and dogs, and living in the house that his father worked on.
Not buying it.

but frankly, who care, at this rate some of us might not even live long enough to see the ending anyway

The problem is just that: can Jill and Bella have the same ending?

I think not, but either out of laziness or to avoid problems, dpc will want to give them that. And in the two ways I have indicated he will be able to do that. The first more melancholy and realistic, the second more open and dreamy.

Then sincerely, I don't like very much endings in which a few pictures want to sum up years , everyone has in his head his own perfect ending

 

[ChipLecsap]

Considering the setting of the story the most "natural" ending would be the strongly melancholy one with MC, now an adult and settled, thinking back to his college years and/or his first love.

Or a semi-open ending, with MC still in college, with possibly his girlfriend, looking hopefully to the future.

Either would allow him to avoid facing the dead ends to which some relationships seem doomed

what's with this melancholy obsession?
the theme of the game since the beginning is


it will have Happy ending, more so than anything.

 

[DavDR]

A happy ending?

From DPC!?!

Lolololololololol

 

[DarkKiller]

What are y'all on about? I mustn't have played the same AL as you lot.
If you play your cards right, you can end up with pretty much any girl you choose and your best friend gets better, if that isn't a happy ending then what is?
Sure, one of the girls dies, but you can choose, and in the end, the game literally ends with you marrying the girl of your choice and living happily ever after.

Y'all are talking like regardless of the girl you choose, it is certain that MC's life with them will be fucked by the end of badik, when there's exactly zero precedent of DPC doing that.

Now if your only definition of a happy ending is when literally every character gets their wish and nothing bad ever happens to anyone, then shit... though luck I guess...

 

[ChipLecsap]

What are y'all on about? I mustn't have played the same AL as you lot.
If you play your cards right, you can end up with pretty much any girl you choose and your best friend gets better, if that isn't a happy ending then what is?
Sure, one of the girls dies, but you can choose, and in the end, the game literally ends with you marrying the girl of your choice and living happily ever after.

Y'all are talking like regardless of the girl you choose, it is certain that MC's life with them will be fucked by the end of badik, when there's exactly zero precedent of DPC doing that.

Now if your only definition of a happy ending is when literally every character gets their wish and nothing bad ever happens to anyone, then shit... though luck I guess...

 

[mostwanted8]

What are y'all on about? I mustn't have played the same AL as you lot.
If you play your cards right, you can end up with pretty much any girl you choose and your best friend gets better, if that isn't a happy ending then what is?
Sure, one of the girls dies, but you can choose, and in the end, the game literally ends with you marrying the girl of your choice and living happily ever after.

Y'all are talking like regardless of the girl you choose, it is certain that MC's life with them will be fucked by the end of badik, when there's exactly zero precedent of DPC doing that.

Now if your only definition of a happy ending is when literally every character gets their wish and nothing bad ever happens to anyone, then shit... though luck I guess...

Ppl be still traumatized from that choice. How fcking dramatic can you get.
An AVN should make you feel emotions. They’re not supposed to be all sunshine and rainbows. A LI dying isn’t contemplated for some reason by many.
“Uhh but I wanna save both fuck this shit dark it ruined the game”
Tough luck, the story DPC told is still great and it needed that to be as impactful as it is. It’s far from a tragedy but people act like it is. The ending is bittersweet, that’s why it stuck with me.

Doubt anybody is gonna die in BaD, that’s not the vibe of the game but traumatic things will happen.

 

[Unde8d]

If Sage was a good leader she would have already thrown Quinn out of HOTs. She would probably if she knew what Quinn does behind her back.

 

[felicemastronzo]

what's with this melancholy obsession?
the theme of the game since the beginning is
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it will have Happy ending, more so than anything.

It doesn't seem to me that the initial monologue was that cheerful and serene....

And the "family" doesn't have to be the one with the chosen LI, in fact it just can't not be in a canon way.

Then I don't understand the concern... What does it change?

 

[iamcomming]

Please DPC release chapter 11 quick these people are turning into being a lobotomy patient

december

 

[Tremonia]

december

inb4 which year "jokes".

 

[znar25]

Jil is gonna be the main antagonist, we gonna find out that Lana was Jill, and Jill was Lana all along, but after Jill died, they raised Lana as Jill , and she is mentally unstable, she even lied about being Virgin, it's all just an act, you'll see

I have stated it before.

Jill Royce....active shooter.

 

[L1m1tl3ss]

I was actually, serious, you can try to be funny all, but No Jill being an antagonist is one of my oldest theory.

they look awfully similar to each others, they could even pass as twins if not the age gap. Hell if Jill start to wear Lana's clothes, ( I mean her own clothes ) it will be all revealed, and every pices will be fall in to it place.

and since the chick mc is the biggest shity person in the game, its only make sense that the main chick girl , also gonna be the biggest piece of shit too.

of course now that we figured out, dpc will try to come out diversion tactic to keep his story secret, until the very end.

Well, Jill is a piece of shit in a lot of ways and she's really an entitled brat. The Chick MC is no better, obviously. I'm just wondering why you think DPC would be smart enough to write something as good as that. I mean, he's obviously trying very hard to write Jill as a character that you grow to hate as the game progresses, but I don't think there's anything behind that other than him trying to fuck with the players. Of course, I could be wrong and I do hope that I am.

 

[L1m1tl3ss]

she even lied about being Virgin, it's all just an act, you'll see

This does make a lot of sense to me. Remember when MC gets permanent CTE from Chad out by the schoolyard? I'm referring to when Jill brings the MC to her room and sleeps with him. What kind of a fucking virgin does that? She's so casual about sleeping with him and even grinds on him in her sleep. Now, again, you could chalk this up to DPC's shitty writing as almost always, but it is very weird, even for a retard like him.