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Episode 6 of my Maya/Josy run with ReallyNotTina… in which she discovers stuff about our relationship. Wait for it.

Wife. Feels like we should play that drum bit from The West Wing to start the recaps. “Previously, on Being a DIK…”​
Me. With Allison Janney doing the voice-over.​
Wife. [doing an impression of her] “Previously, on Being a DIK…”​
Me. Oh that’s not bad.​
Wife. I watched The West Wing all the time before we got hitched. It’s a 20-year-old show and we’re dealing with the same fucking issues. They never got fixed!​
Me. Oh don’t tell me it’s a 20-year-old show.​
Wife. We’re getting old, babe.​
Me. Fuck. Well, let’s play a… seven-year-old game about freshmen frat boys fucking their way through college.​
Wife. They’ve all finished grad school by now.​
Me. It’s so optimistic of you that you think any of them went on to grad school.​
Wife. Well, Sage, and Maya, and Jill… and, surprisingly, Arieth.​
Me. Wait. The first three I can accept, but Arieth?​
Wife. Well she thinks it’s grad school. She started watching all these courses online during the pandemic, and she’s pretty sure she’s got the credits for a master’s by now. Prager U.​
Me. Hahahaha! Okay that sounds plausible. Nice.​
Wife. [Rusty:] “Welcome to the family, DIKs. You’re part of history now.”​
Me. No that’s my line. Unless we’re gender-swapping characters.​
Wife. Can we?​
Me. If you want.​
Wife. You secure enough in your masculinity?​
Me. I bagged you. My masculinity is proven beyond all question.​
Wife. Acceptable answer. Okay, everybody’s trans today!​
Me. Well it is Pride Month. [Quinn, really deep ladyboy voice:] “Coke? No, I don’t sell that.”​
Wife. Hahaha! Oh my god she’s a drag queen now.​
Me. This is gonna get super gay.​
Wife. Fuck yeah it is.​
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I know you were doing a DIK run, but I'm surprised you didn't fight Tommy so you could see Josy kick Tommy in the balls. You only get to see it on the Throuple path.

Also speaking of adrenaline, I dare you two to bring a laptop to the library and play at least one episode there, no corner seats or back to the wall :sneaky:
 

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I have just enough energy for one wife, and people are talking about making sextouples out of the MC and the main LIs. (The prefix is sext-, folks.)

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The obvious flaw in the planning is all the girls have to want to be in an active romantic relationship with one another, and we’re not talking about casual bisexuality like Sage practices. It’d have to be actual bisexuality, like Josy.

By “casual bisexuality” I mean Sage will happily fuck girls. But will she date them? Catch feelings for any of them? Imagine falling in love and marrying any of them? Nope; it’s entirely for fun. She only takes boys, like Chad or Tremolo, seriously as romantic partners. She’ll have threeways, but she expects Tremolo will stick around and the girl is disposable.

I wouldn’t even classify Maya as bisexual: Josy points out she doesn’t like boys, and Tremolo is a huge aberration. She makes a single exception for him. She may never make another exception for another boy: outside of him, she’s decidedly lesbian.

Likewise Bella and Jill. It’s implied that they’ve fooled around with each other, but we don’t know that they have. We don’t know that they’ve even considered girls. They might be entirely straight. Zero interest in girls.

But let’s say they’re all bi or pansexual. Okay, but would they want to be with all the other LIs? Josy and Jill are friends, but would they want to share partners and regularly fuck each other? Maya finds Sage attractive, but wouldn’t Sage’s rage issues and Maya’s depression just rub each other raw? Does Bella really want to wrangle the emotions and maturity levels of five young adults?—just one seems to challenge her plenty. Wouldn’t Jill’s naivete cause her to constantly freak out?

Logistically, it’s not all that hard to slip them all some molly and have them enjoy a big wet sloppy six-way orgy. But if you want it to become a lasting relationship, I don’t really see it happening. Not without significant changes to, well, everyone but Tremolo. And then they’re not even the same people anymore.
Josy looks sooo beautiful Alady Alady :love: :love: :love: :love:
 

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I have just enough energy for one wife, and people are talking about making sextouples out of the MC and the main LIs. (The prefix is sext-, folks.)

View attachment 3721795

The obvious flaw in the planning is all the girls have to want to be in an active romantic relationship with one another, and we’re not talking about casual bisexuality like Sage practices. It’d have to be actual bisexuality, like Josy.

By “casual bisexuality” I mean Sage will happily fuck girls. But will she date them? Catch feelings for any of them? Imagine falling in love and marrying any of them? Nope; it’s entirely for fun. She only takes boys, like Chad or Tremolo, seriously as romantic partners. She’ll have threeways, but she expects Tremolo will stick around and the girl is disposable.

I wouldn’t even classify Maya as bisexual: Josy points out she doesn’t like boys, and Tremolo is a huge aberration. She makes a single exception for him. She may never make another exception for another boy: outside of him, she’s decidedly lesbian.

Likewise Bella and Jill. It’s implied that they’ve fooled around with each other, but we don’t know that they have. We don’t know that they’ve even considered girls. They might be entirely straight. Zero interest in girls.

But let’s say they’re all bi or pansexual. Okay, but would they want to be with all the other LIs? Josy and Jill are friends, but would they want to share partners and regularly fuck each other? Maya finds Sage attractive, but wouldn’t Sage’s rage issues and Maya’s depression just rub each other raw? Does Bella really want to wrangle the emotions and maturity levels of five young adults?—just one seems to challenge her plenty. Wouldn’t Jill’s naivete cause her to constantly freak out?

Logistically, it’s not all that hard to slip them all some molly and have them enjoy a big wet sloppy six-way orgy. But if you want it to become a lasting relationship, I don’t really see it happening. Not without significant changes to, well, everyone but Tremolo. And then they’re not even the same people anymore.
The real roadblock to a sextouple is all the extra work for DPC
 
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You're all thinking about it too much. Easiest way to harem is just take the Sage path.

Tremolo: Hey babe, I've been thinking about a harem.
Sage: Dude, as long as I'm Queen, let's do it. Who do you want me to get first?

Then just sit back as the best redhead in AVNs brings in all the women you want.
She'd even kick out all the DIKs and take over the mansion.
 

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Logistically, it’s not all that hard to slip them all some molly and have them enjoy a big wet sloppy six-way orgy. But if you want it to become a lasting relationship, I don’t really see it happening. Not without significant changes to, well, everyone but Tremolo. And then they’re not even the same people anymore.
Well so what if they aren't. No-one is really the same person they were five years ago and who they were five years ago isn't who they were ten years ago. Everyone changes all the time. So long as they keep growing closer instead of apart, it'll work out. There will be challenges, but all relationships have challenges. You just lack faith.
 

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I wouldn’t even classify Maya as bisexual: Josy points out she doesn’t like boys, and Tremolo is a huge aberration. She makes a single exception for him. She may never make another exception for another boy: outside of him, she’s decidedly lesbian.
I've gotta disagree here, while I agree that she likely isn't actually Bisexual, I wouldn't classify her as lesbian either. During the truth or dare in rusty's room, when Maya is asked who is the hottest of the hots, she equivocates a bit before relenting and saying sage. I'd have to find the exact dialogue but she seemed to hesitate to name anyone based on physical characteristics. Personally I beleive Maya to be Demisexual, she just hasn't made an emotional connection with a male before like the one she has with the MC.
 

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I've gotta disagree here, while I agree that she likely isn't actually Bisexual, I wouldn't classify her as lesbian either. During the truth or dare in rusty's room, when Maya is asked who is the hottest of the hots, she equivocates a bit before relenting and saying sage. I'd have to find the exact dialogue but she seemed to hesitate to name anyone based on physical characteristics. Personally I beleive Maya to be Demisexual, she just hasn't made an emotional connection with a male before like the one she has with the MC.
I won't pretend to know or understand all the different terms for how one describes their sexuality, but I would definitely agree with your last statement. Her dad's a dick, as much as she loves Derek he is also a fucking asshole, that guy at the high school dance treated her like she didn't exist, I can't recall if any other guys were mentioned in the past but based on that talk at the Preps party, not one guy has ever been empathetic with her (aka "girly") like MC is with her. There's also female dickheads too, like Becky, so I'm not trying to say "She's a lesbian because all men are assholes".
 
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:coffee::) Well, I just finished Sage path, for me I can say this was a good development between romance and playful plot 1000181143.png :devilish:

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Now I think I'll get to the J&M branch soon :coffee::HideThePain:
 
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I won't pretend to know or understand all the different terms for how one describes their sexuality, but I would definitely agree with your last statement. Her dad's a dick, as much as she loves Derek he is also a fucking asshole, that guy at the high school dance treated her like she didn't exist, I can't recall if any other guys were mentioned in the past but based on that talk at the Preps party, not one guy has ever been empathetic with her (aka "girly") like MC is with her. There's also female dickheads too, like Becky, so I'm not trying to say "She's a lesbian because all men are assholes".
I have no idea of the spectrum of sexualities out there, but demisexual is one based on strong emotional connections, which seems to suit Maya IMO.
 

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:coffee::) Well, I just finished Sage path, for me I can say this was a good development between romance and playful plot View attachment 3722079 :devilish:

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Now I think I'll get to the J&M branch soon :coffee::HideThePain:
I love Sage, she's not even my fav LI here, but she's one of my favorite characters across all AVNs. Whether you're on romance or friends path, it doesn't matter (well it does, but, you know what I mean), she is just an amazing and awesome person.

She is a great friend for Tremolo and always has his back. Like, when she thinks Lily is using him, she gets all defensive for him.

As a friend or a lover, they don't come much better than Sage. I think it's why so many people here have Sage in their top tier whether she's #1 or not. I can't even remember the last time anyone said anything bad about her.
 

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I love Sage, she's not even my fav LI here, but she's one of my favorite characters across all AVNs. Whether you're on romance or friends path, it doesn't matter (well it does, but, you know what I mean), she is just an amazing and awesome person.

She is a great friend for Tremolo and always has his back. Like, when she thinks Lily is using him, she gets all defensive for him.

As a friend or a lover, they don't come much better than Sage. I think it's why so many people here have Sage in their top tier whether she's #1 or not. I can't even remember the last time anyone said anything bad about her.
I always like Sage, and even in any branches she has always behaved normally, especially after Mc ended the relationship with her, she behaves well and at the same time manages to maintain a connection with Mc, even looking at this picture, it's clear that she cares about Mc, when he was high, even if she is a playful girl 1000181156.png
 

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I always like Sage, and even in any branches she has always behaved normally, especially after Mc ended the relationship with her, she behaves well and at the same time manages to maintain a connection with Mc, even looking at this picture, it's clear that she cares about Mc, when he was high, even if she is a playful girl View attachment 3722116
Sage probably benefits from their relationship up to the end of Crossroads being "fuck buddies to something more"/"very new", so the blow might be the least heartbreaking of the five. That isn't to say she isn't hurt and no longer has feelings for him of course, but despite ironically having anger issues she does carry it well enough.

Josy 100% takes it the worst, I won't even post her reaction here. It hurts the soul. Despite rejecting MC as much as possible in Episode 10, she can't bring herself to delete that photo from their first date.

Jill is pretty devastated, especially if we chose Bella over her. Her first real love was fucking around with other girls, it's gotta hurt. She tries to remain cordial with MC, show some maturity about the situation.

Maya "takes it well" because she's been disappointed all her life, and is unfortunately used to it. But MC is too big a presence in her life, means too much to her that she doesn't want to cut him out like Josy tries to. Even after hurting her like that, MC is still one of the best things that's ever happened to her.

Bella has been trying to fight her feelings all throughout Seasons 1 and 2, as the MC slowly finds his way into her heart. Everything seems to be against them: the age gap, being a (technically) married woman, becoming his teacher, her active encouragement of Jill and MC, it feels like it won't ever work. The thing about breaking up with her is that she finally let her guard down. She chose to believe it could work, that she could be happy despite the odds, and open herself up once again to the idea that someone that loves her. And then MC just leaves her, confirming all the doubts she had in the first place, and how stupid she must feel now. Brutal. And a smaller version of this happens if you fucked around with Cathy, Bella is more dignified here but she was on the cusp of accepting this whole thing, the hangout after tennis is what pushes it over the edge.
 
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