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Neil, "Didn't I build your deck?I wonder how Neil would react to some of the MC's relationships.
"Dad, this is my girlfriend Isabella, she's a teacher and librarian at my school"
Neil, "Have I told you about me and your mom's polyamorous relationship?""Dad, these are my girlfriends Josy and Maya"
Neil, "Niko....wait, your real name is Riona?""Dad, this is my girlfriend Riona, she's a prostitute"
Nicole, "Neil! I haven't seen you at the club recently?""Dad, this is my girlfriend Nicole, she's a stripper and has a son"
Neil, "Hey, is Niko gonna be available next Saturday?""Dad, this is my girlfriend Quinn, she's a drug dealer and has her own prostitution ring"
Neil, "Son, she's older than your mom would be right now.""Dad, this is my lover Jade, she's a teacher at my school, she's married and has 2 kids that are slightly older than me but she and her husband are getting a divorce"
Neil, "You got yourself a redhead? Way to go, son!!!""Dad, this is my girlfriend Sage, you already know her mom Jade"
The most disturbing thing I've heard recently is that kinks are hereditary.
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