VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.10.1] [DrPinkCake]

[Riaman]

Okay, for everybody who keeps DMing me: Yes I’m still around. Yes I’m alive. Yes, ReallyNotTina is too.

No, I don’t have any new posts where we go through the game. Haven’t played it in a while. She dropped my laptop with all my saves in the fucking tub, and I haven’t had the Apple Store geniuses extract the hard drive yet. But now that the new chapter’s gonna drop, I guess I have to.

Although what ReallyNotTina really wants to do is play another run where she pursues Sage again—but this time full, raging-asshole DIK. I told her if she properly wants to do a DIK run, she also has to go full fuckboy.

Wife. You say Sage is fine with it, but is she really?​

Me. From what I can tell, yes she is. There’s a bit during the freezing pizza party where he confesses he’s fucked Maya, Josy, and tried something with Jill, and Sage chides him a little—but hey, he was still figuring shit out, and that’s stopped, and he’s with her now.​

Wife. Although she’s open to threeways.​

Me. Right. It won’t be that monogamous.​

Wife. How’s he gonna take it when she brings other cocks into their bed?​

Me. She kinda did when Quinn got out the strap-on.​

Wife. Yeah but when it has a cream-spurting guy attached.​

Me. I dunno. Depends on who she picks. If she leaves it up to him, betcha he’s bringing in Derek.​

Wife. Derek?​

Me. PinkCake made Derek his best friend, so it’s gonna be Derek cumming in her pussy while he blasts her asshole.​

Wife. Oh fuck no.​

Me. Who’d you think he’d tap in?​

Wife. I thought she’d pick.​

Me. That’s not how threeways work. She picks the girls, he picks the guys. Otherwise somebody gets jealous.​

Wife. Speaking from your vast experience.​

Me. Well he sure as fuck won’t pick Tommy or Dawe.​

Wife. Stop, you’re making my pussy dry.​

Anyway if I get my hard drive recovered before chapter 11 finally gets here, I’m gonna try and talk her into finishing our Maya/Josy run first. Otherwise she might talk me into the Sage DIK (maybe fuckboy) run. We’ll see.

Laptop and Tub, this reminds me of this infamous scene

 

[treechild1]

Who's "you"? You're responding to yourself

Sigh, dammit... I told you guys I hit my head. Move along. Move along.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Laptop and Tub, this reminds me of this infamous scene

Maybe if guys stopped jizzing all over their screens, there'd be no need for a thorough wash

 

[ReallyNotTimmy]

Laptop and Tub, this reminds me of this infamous scene

More like had the laptop on a tray table next to the tub, so she could watch Real Housewives of Some Shit while she bathed.

Thank god it wasn’t plugged in or I’d be a widower. I was way more concerned about that than losing a laptop. I can easily buy a new laptop. Buying a new wife, especially with ICE doing its mass deportations?—costs a fuckload more.

Plus the one I got won’t sob uncontrollably when I fuck her. (That’s ReallyNotTina’s joke. She’s twisted as fuck, and it’s one of my favorite things about her.)

 

[Chillout1984]

People knew already my taste is shit, since Imo Madame Rose is the 2nd most attractive 30+ in the game behind Bella. So I don't really care.

Oh 3rd attractive btw, I forgot that Envy is 30+ as well. She's between Madame and Bella for me.

 

[Macky009]

Ah didn't know that. Any logical person would think adoption and step would fall under the first line of the permitted, instead of under incest.

Shame, I guess DPC won't give up Patreon for Subscribestar or something, but I will accept that. Incest is nice to have in many AVNs, but not necessary to me unless the story itself focusses on it.

It's a shame that patreon is tight ass on this rule, when Sage and Jade are not even blood related. Especially if you check the meaning of incest, which pertains to having sexual relationship with close relatives.

People knew already my taste is shit, since Imo Madame Rose is the 2nd most attractive 30+ in the game behind Bella. So I don't really care.

Atleast you're honest to your taste even if it is a bad taste

 

[Chillout1984]

It's a shame that patreon is tight ass on this rule, when Sage and Jade are not even blood related. Especially if you check the meaning of incest, which pertains to having sexual relationship with close relatives.

Atleast you're honest to your taste even if it is a bad taste

At least that means that I usually have less competition

But at least I won't go as low as Derek, I will never fuck a granny or someone like Wendy

 

[Roger-a-Dale]

At least that means that I usually have less competition

But at least I won't go as low as Derek, I will never fuck a granny or someone like Wendy

 

[Macky009]

At least that means that I usually have less competition

You're only competition to Madame is Bill_Buttlicker

But at least I won't go as low as Derek, I will never fuck a granny or someone like Wendy

Fuck, I won't go down that route as well when I don't even know if i'm fucking a man or a woman or even a crossbreed.

 

[Chillout1984]

You're only competition to Madame is Bill_Buttlicker

Fuck, I won't go down that route as well when I don't even know if i'm fucking a man or a woman or even a crossbreed.

Not our problem that only we see that there is obviously a sophisticated and beautiful face behind the mask

 

[Macky009]

Not our problem that only we see that there is obviously a sophisticated and beautiful face behind the mask

Too oily for my taste

 

[John Ness]

Somehow I never thought of Mel as attractive. Out of all the hots i put her on the bottom of the list when it comes to looks, even below Arieth.

Nah, she is hot and attractive, for me she is on the same level as Sage and Mona.

 

[MiltonPowers]

Nah, she is hot and attractive, for me she is on the same level as Sage and Mona.

Mel is one of the best looking girls across all AVNs, not just BaDIK imo. If only she was an LI.

 

[Chillout1984]

Nah, she is hot and attractive, for me she is on the same level as Sage and Mona.

I do agree that in that pic Mel is the hottest we've seen so far, but imo nowhere as hot as the majority of other HOTs. The only ones that come close to her on the bottom of the list when it comes to looks for me are Quinn, Arieth and Elena. I love Elena's personality, but when it comes to looks, I don't think she's that attractive.

 

[treechild1]

So, my Lily route has devolved into an others path. Is it safe to assume that Sarah and MC’s happy meal is as recorded and captured as Derek’s exploits in the janitor’s closet?

 

[Maccabbee]

Nah, she is hot and attractive, for me she is on the same level as Sage and Mona.

Yeah, I think Mel is hot, but for tatooed chicks, I think Zoey is hotter. I think Heather is 2nd least attractive HOT (only worse is Arieth).

 

[Better Cock Spock]

So, my Lily route has devolved into an others path. Is it safe to assume that Sarah and MC’s happy meal is as recorded and captured as Derek’s exploits in the janitor’s closet?

Absolutely, considering that same night Jacob (and possibly Derek) were filmed fucking Arieth.

 

[treechild1]

Absolutely, considering that same night Jacob (and possibly Derek) were filmed fucking Arieth.

That’s what I figured. Thanks!

 

[Chillout1984]

That’s what I figured. Thanks!

MC even makes a remark about it (at least he said it during my DIK Bella route for the first time) that he was probably filmed as well.

 

[Chillout1984]

Just to be safe for when I do my Chick Others route later today: It's useless (at least currently) to smoke the weed because you can only eat mushroom when neutral or dik, even if you smoked the weed right? And so far it has no effect for a chick route?