This is my roast of every BADIK girl:
Heather: Brave girl, somehow she is not ashamed to show other people her watermelon sized nose.
Quinn: A 20 years old girl who dye her heair to looks like a grandma. Wise move.
Rionna: Good choice for thoose who like necrophilia. She seems you choked her to death even when she is litsening music on the garden.
Sage: She is crazy for Chad and she rated you 3 out of 5.She will be great in the bottom of the ocean with a weight on her feets.
KRJ: Are you kidding me?
Josy: Never sure if i should kiss her or sing her a lullaby.
Mel: She actually thinks Cleopatra looks survived the 90's.
Sarah: She is hot untill you see her without make up. Then you want to carry her to the hospital.
Jill: Easy one. She is beautifull until she opens her mouth. The sad thing is she doesnt says anything stupid.
Sally: Her boyfriend is Magnar, come on... are you sure you want to be there?
Lily: Pigtails, lollypop, and shorts...the high school is over there sweety.
Envy: Your perfect fantasy: an old divorced prostitute with a son.
Sandee: Ideal for thoose who get horny looking at spiders.
Rose: Short hair, anal sex. Great for homosexuals who still didnt get out of the closet.
Ashley: First she is "cheated" by Derek with Wendy. Then she is behind Anthony. Really, how good she can be?
Camila: A deep character, really smart one, her only motivation in this story is MC cock.
Mona: She cant stand what i asume is a small dick.
Jade: Everything cool until you realize she has a mum-son fetish, and her son is Tybault.
Bella: When the sexy one is the lonely librarian almoast in their fourties...
Cathy: For thoose who liked to be spank by an insecure lonely redhead who lost her job couse she cant stand other people jokes.. So dominatrix.
Maya: She is an angel, simple perfection.
Heycock - needs to get back to school
Heather - dumb blond meets dumb blonde stereotype
Quinn - centerfold edition... for junkies!
Rhyona - yellow fever with blue eyes? really have you ever meet a true Japanese girl? get back to the drawing table idiot!
Sage - She called the MC cock average... talk about setting yourself up for faillure...
KRJ - i guess everyone as kink even if that kink is no kink!
Arieth - here to prove anything is fuckable if you want it hard enough!
Josy - why bother
Mel - girl the chinese triads called and they want their tattoos back
Sarah - when crossed eyes became sexy
Jill - i once looked at her... she told me it was moving too fast
Sally - the proof that girls do not need boobs
Lilly - every pedophiles dream
Envy - the proof that not all single mothers are sluts... some are whores!
Sandy - do not know much about her but i saw her picture in the dictionary, it was next to the definition of std
Rose - for whenever you are still undecided about your sexuality
Ashley - a prude ginger? does not compute... danger danger danger...
Camila - Anal retention
Mona - threesomes in the bathroom? np, sucking dicks out of a glory hole? easy peezy, having to hold hands and look the dude you are about to fuck in the eyes? raaaaapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Jade - if your son was tybalt would you be any better?t
Bella - poster girl for axe today, its to loose your head for
Cathy - strong and independent woman... aslong as its behind a screen
Maya - white knights dream girl... its never her fault, for when you´re not simping enough
Elena - i tried to come up with something bad to say... but her boyfriend is JB...