ename144

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I'm :mad:. Sage rated me a 3/5. WTF? The only other sex she has been getting for the past couple of years is the occasional shag from a limp-dicked closet homosexual who is barely interested in her at all. My MC comes along and gives her the pounding of her life with the fuckstick of wonder and I'm the 3 out 5? What do I have to do to even get 4? Unless her kink is butt stuff, I'm at a loss here. And then you tell me I can't even make Riona cum? :cautious:
Technically, the MC also fucked her in Episode 4 (unless you worked exceedingly hard to avoid it, anyway; not sure if you have sex with Sage in Episode 5 then...). So maybe she's comparing him to his earlier performance?

Then again, if the MC turns Sage down she'll say that rarely happens even though in that case it's apparently been ages since anyone responded to Sage's advances. So it's likely DPC just isn't thinking through things as far as his content-crazed audience.

[EDIT: Being devoted to science, I can now confirm that MCs who avoid sex with Sage in Episode 4 will still have sex with her in Episode 5, and be rated 3 out of 5. Make of that what you will.]

Hoping DPC reveals the release date of episode 7 in tomorrow's status update.:cry:
If we're lucky he'll give us an update on the static render count. That's almost certainly going to be our best bet for prognostication.


Of course it's a good enough reason, that being said, I think you're mistaken if you believe you would've got that much content in the 'real world' if D&G didn't happen because the update would still have ended where it did.
Or we might have gotten Episode 6 a month or so earlier. Which means DPC would have had a month's head start on Episode 7. Which means we might be playing it right now! Curse you, D&G!!

In all seriousness, I liked the D&G game for what it was, but I don't think the time and resources spent on it were really warranted for the story. (Though if that's what it takes to keep DPC from burning out, I'll grin and bear it.)


When I went full DIK in one initial playthrough, it forced me to be a dick to the cafeteria girl (insulting the food) during a conversation. This was early in the game, and I had no choice about it whatsoever.
Oh, there's gonna be some D alright.
Well, right... because you chose to tell a joke. I wasn't saying the MC will never do anything on his own, just that we will continue to make the choices we would normally make even after our Affinity becomes locked.
 
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Tserriednich'sNen

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Well, in my defense: do you have any idea how hard is to roast Sandy?
She has the body of a top 10 porn actress and the actitude of a single fat 50 years old lady who thinks you are Brad Pitt. What can you possible say against her?
She's looks like she's in her 50's. All those drugs are starting to take their toll.
 
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Kellermann

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Holy shit, tomorrow. Dudes we need to clear our schedules.
True

-Clear schedules
-Request time off or just quit job
-Limit self diddling (although a quick pre-game fap to a ginger is acceptable to calm your nerves)
-Properly hydrate in advance (pre-prepared food is optional if you're a fat pig)
-Review your playthrough notes (you're a nerd, of course you're keeping notes)
-Send shazba a photo of a great dane & chihuahua getting it on

Now you are ready for ep. 7.
 

godkingxerxes

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Technically there is an update every Friday, so saying next Friday is always the correct answer.

Whether or not it's the update you are looking is not a me problem.
 
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Casmyr

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What do you tri betas think was going through Maya's head when she saw Josy kiss the MC at spin the dildo? Like it wasn't just a peck or anything but passionate? I remember Lily saying "now thats a kiss!"
 
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