Ah, bois. Here we are again. At the penultimate night before we are blessed by the great doctor himself. The hype is real, my dick is harder (and thicker) than Arieth skull, and the anticipation is so palpable like a clogged artery about to give out.
I hope you all are ready. This is the moment our painstaking wait and sacrifices have lead to.
Once again, I, that shaded dude with glasses, is here to reminded you all...Like I do every time before the update... that we shall never forget the betrayal of bitch face Maya and two face Josy. May they burn in a sea of holy fire for all eternity
(the north remembers)
Now with that out of the way, don't forget... your tissues, to lock your door, and to fuck the shit out of Jade and if God loves us, hopefully we'll get to do more than tease Heather (I mean, Tommy is my boi and all but...it is what it is. This is the way
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As for myself, I won't be back on this thread until after I played the update to drop my thoughts and completely unnecessary review
The time is nigh fellas, may God have mercy on my meat...cause I won't