I had that scene, and she didn't. That's why I said it must be dependant on some other variables, like maybe if you favored Josy more than Maya at some earlier points (such as the prep's party), etc.
Yes, it is, and I'll address that in a moment.
No, she's not. For the 600th time, why?
BECAUSE DPC DOESN'T DO INCEST.
There is no 'Aunt Jill' here, no 'Cousin Jill' either, with DPC's current standing on the topic. (by tangential marriage, perhaps, but certainly not by blood). It's just not the case. Lana & Lynette, by the above point, simply cannot be the same person, unless he (DPC) is ready to risk all the money he's making, because Patreon don't go for that either. A project this popular, it would not slip under their radar. And it would also require once again for the incredibly Unreliable Narrator angle, we've seen Lana in flashback bits, and we get Lynette in the diary readings.
They aren't the same person, move the fuck on to a new theory.
I think he could be Arieth's father, but Ashley isn't impossible. I told him I was a trespasser, though, i don't like lying to people without really good cause, it's easier to remember everything later.
3 is optional, you could have chosen Nicole to go get their toy, so you'd have blasted in Sandy first. 5 is also optional. I've had two different results in the spa so far. One where Maya doesn't have sex with MC at all and you cum in Josy, one where Josy rides you first and then Maya does, but she pulls you out and you spray into the hot tub water.
Just due to the no-incest stance of DPC, and we know Lynette came from money, and Jill is a Royce, my money is on MC being an offshoot of the Burgemeister clan. It will likely come to light before the game is over, and you will be given yet one more chance to rub it completely in Tybalt's face that you are better off physically, socially,
and fiscally than he is, because of your wealthy (and probably re-established) family connections at that point. It will also be the factor that saves your ass if you've been a complete DIK along the way, when Burke tries to crush you for fucking his wife & daughter (if you did), and keeping Bella out of his grasp.
When discussing it with Isabella in the cafeteria he says she left "a while ago" to go to San Diego. We saw what she looked like in his memory on the (train?/subway), she was fit. You also see the last picture she sent him, where she's covered in new ink that she didn't have before, and he says that was the last pic he got from her 6 months ago. At the time he's relating this to Bella, he's been at college for what, a week or two? At the end of episode 8, you're looking at about 2 months into the semester (it's midterms, most semesters are 15 weeks). It doesn't jive with the timeline for it to be Zoey, not if she'd given birth. The physical evidence doesn't support it well.
Won't rule it out, DPC's made mistakes before, but odds are on Ashley ("it's complicated") with Big A (though Derek is a possibility), or Wendy (again, Derek), or maybe it is a flashback scene (though that makes little sense to me at the end of an episode with no context).