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In regards to Maya, I was thinking about the classroom scene. But regardless, I’ve been told the pregnancy happens no matter who MC has sex with.I had that scene, and she didn't. That's why I said it must be dependant on some other variables, like maybe if you favored Josy more than Maya at some earlier points (such as the prep's party), etc.
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No, she's not. For the 600th time, why? BECAUSE DPC DOESN'T DO INCEST.
There is no 'Aunt Jill' here, no 'Cousin Jill' either, with DPC's current standing on the topic. (by tangential marriage, perhaps, but certainly not by blood). It's just not the case. Lana & Lynette, by the above point, simply cannot be the same person, unless he (DPC) is ready to risk all the money he's making, because Patreon don't go for that either. A project this popular, it would not slip under their radar. And it would also require once again for the incredibly Unreliable Narrator angle, we've seen Lana in flashback bits, and we get Lynette in the diary readings.
They aren't the same person, move the fuck on to a new theory.
I think he could be Arieth's father, but Ashley isn't impossible. I told him I was a trespasser, though, i don't like lying to people without really good cause, it's easier to remember everything later.
3 is optional, you could have chosen Nicole to go get their toy, so you'd have blasted in Sandy first. 5 is also optional. I've had two different results in the spa so far. One where Maya doesn't have sex with MC at all and you cum in Josy, one where Josy rides you first and then Maya does, but she pulls you out and you spray into the hot tub water.
Just due to the no-incest stance of DPC, and we know Lynette came from money, and Jill is a Royce, my money is on MC being an offshoot of the Burgemeister clan. It will likely come to light before the game is over, and you will be given yet one more chance to rub it completely in Tybalt's face that you are better off physically, socially, and fiscally than he is, because of your wealthy (and probably re-established) family connections at that point. It will also be the factor that saves your ass if you've been a complete DIK along the way, when Burke tries to crush you for fucking his wife & daughter (if you did), and keeping Bella out of his grasp.
When discussing it with Isabella in the cafeteria he says she left "a while ago" to go to San Diego. We saw what she looked like in his memory on the (train?/subway), she was fit. You also see the last picture she sent him, where she's covered in new ink that she didn't have before, and he says that was the last pic he got from her 6 months ago. At the time he's relating this to Bella, he's been at college for what, a week or two? At the end of episode 8, you're looking at about 2 months into the semester (it's midterms, most semesters are 15 weeks). It doesn't jive with the timeline for it to be Zoey, not if she'd given birth. The physical evidence doesn't support it well.
Won't rule it out, DPC's made mistakes before, but odds are on Ashley ("it's complicated") with Big A (though Derek is a possibility), or Wendy (again, Derek), or maybe it is a flashback scene (though that makes little sense to me at the end of an episode with no context).
In regards to Lynette and Lana. The Patreon rules allow for some leeway with certain things. At one time they gave Game of Thrones as a specific example of how incest could be allowed. This would fit within that concept. However this specific example does seem to of been removed, so yes, there would be a risk, and that and Jill’s age are really why I proposed the idea that Lana is taking the picture.
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I think one path to it is that the incest wouldn’t be fetishistic, but rather played for drama. Neither the characters nor the audience would be invested because of the taboo, but it would create a lot of drama. Ultimately I hope not because I’d like a happily ever after with Jill.
At this point my preferred option is that Lynette and Lana are friends. Not quite sure where the drama comes from this, presumably connected to the characters deaths.
LoLI predicted Chad and Troy from the START. There was enough clues to make that obvious.
Going back to your silly theory
- Jill's friend Bianca looks similar to Miranda one of Lynette's friends.
- Bianca is literally wearing the same necklace Miranda is wearing.
- We learn how Bianca and Jill became friends, through their moms.
- We could put 1 and 1 together and if Miranda is Bianca's mom, then Miranda and Jill's mom are friends.
- Which means Lynette and Jill's mom are also friends or at least acquaintances.
- The person taking the photo is Jill's mom not Lana.
- That would explain the house. They all lived in the same area.
- Lana can't be MC's mom because Lynette died in childbirth.
- We literally see a flashback where Lana is still alive when Jill was very young.
- Jill at most is like 3 or 4 years older than the MC.
- We can deduce MC was already born during that flashback scene.
You making the claim that the names "Lynette" and "Lana" could be inter-changeable is ALSO REACHING.
Requires a few too many what ifs and maybes? You say? Because it is REACHING.
I like that when I say maybe Lana is taking a picture it is reaching but when you say it’s Jill’s mum it is completely logical.
Bianca actually says their fathers were friends. Carla’s date Andy also says he‘s been trading for 10 years, implying he is at least in his mid to late 20s. Bianca says she and Jill became friends in their mutual teens. This could mean one was 13 and the other 19, this gives us a 7 year time frame, but let’s presume they are a little closer than that. Within a year or two.
What your theory relies on is there being a substantial (decade long) gap between Lynette running away with Neil and her death, 19 years ago. We know when Jill was 6 or 7 her sister was an adult. Let’s say 19 herself for the sake of argument. That means Jill’s mum is at least 38 in the Jill flashback, presuming she wasn’t any younger than 19 herself when she got pregnant.
Presuming Jill is now 21, this makes her mum 52. (38+14=52)
52-19=33. I believe Lynette’s is supposed to be 18 when she meets Neil, and he is 24. So based on Jill being 21, we know 19 years ago her mum was 33. So for Lynette and Jill’s mum to of been friends we need 15 years between Neil meeting Lynette and the MC being born. (Presuming this group of girls are all in the same age range, which they appear to be).
For either of my theories to work we need Jill to be 3-4 years older than we think.
But putting aside any of this. I fail to see what would be dramatic about the MC being the son of the man that Jill’s Mum’s friend fell in love with and Jill’s Mum’s friend. In fact, I would argue, this would make MC more endearing to Jill‘s mum as the son of her long lost friend.
There has to be some consequential connection between Lynette, Lana and Jill.