He can easily do that with Arieth too and it would be more interesting.
Hey Guys Arieth is Pregnant and is gonna sue the dad for child support!
Jacob: fuck this shit!
Derek: god no, if my father finds out!
Leon and Jaime: YOU CAME INSIDE HER I ONLY TOOK THE ASS!
Leon and Jaime: oh, fuck!
Rusty: been 2 years i think i am off the hook... oh right that party 5 months ago!
Tommy: whatever that slut had it coming!
Heather: was it you?
Tommy: bitch please, i only fucked her because she was Dawe´s girl i lost steam halfway!
Nick: wasn´t me!
Vinnie: ok ok i admit to all my crimes just send me to jail already!
the Jokes: herm, well done Dawe!
Caleb: fuck fuck fuck!
Anthony: fuck fuck fuck
John: fuvk fuck fuck
Damien: fuck fuck fuck, hope the kid is not black!
Alex: fuck fuck fuck
Chad: someone got fucked, was not me tough, for sureh!
Troy: Chad, we should try and make a baby!
Chad: but Troy... we can not make babies!
Troy: but we can keep on tring you silly, come here and give me a kiss!
Chad: oh, ... OH, COME HERE YOU RAVEN HEAD BEAUTY!
betas: FUCK RUN FOR THE HILLS LAST ONE IS A GOBLIN! or Arieth baby daddy...
Ron: good thing i am a wanker and only like to watch!
Magnar: herm Sally...
Sally: not you too Magnar? ffs what is wrong with boys at this college!
Stephen Burke: ffs 1st the crabs and now a kid? Jade my love where is the toaster? i am gonna take a bath!
Tybalt: thank you my beautifull watermellon your saved me from a fate worst then death, *kisses the watermellon*!
Lucas: oh shit oh shit oh shit!
Rich: well... she is kind of attractive!
Trent: rubber people use rubbers ffs!
Gordon: wasn´t me i only do D9´s and you can not get pregnant from that... can you?
The preps: DADDY? I THINK I NEED A LAWYER!
Quinn: oh shit, should have put a condom on my strap on!
M&J: was you MC? i am gonna cut your balls asshole!
Maya: perhaps i should have lend her my dildo?
Josy: perhaps she got pregnant from it? i mean you used it after you let that asshole come inside of you!
Elena: JB we might have a situation here love!
JB: nahh... oh wait... the fucking threesome? told you it was a bad idea My love!
The news: 75% of the male faculty of B&R and 90% of the male student body just left the college, stay tuned as the story develops!
The news: in other news the new vampire crabs epidemic continues to spread through out the state in an uncontrolable speed, authorities remember everyone to use condoms you retards!