"Lynette and Amelia were best friends forever and they always wanted their children to be together. So MC and Jill are destined to be together."
Not just a goblin, but an ugly goblin. There's a difference.
Turtle Jill will come in last as always anyway, because she is the slowest LI ever.The hare and the hedgehog
Madame !I'm curious who you prefer if there is a battle between Jill (for the haters: goblin) und Zoey (for the haters: smurf).
Seeing as we have months to kill before the new episode, is anyone interested in overanalyzing the blocking for this shot? You'd expect Maya and Josy to be next to each other. Barring that, you'd think Josy would be next to Jill and Maya next to Sage, since those are the more established connections in game. Instead we get Jill next to Maya and Josy with Sage.You must be registered to see the links
Happy 4th of July if you celebrate it!
If not, Happy Summer!
And if it's not Summer where you're at...then enjoy the tits.
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Zoey has a lot of potential for memes for example I would make her all blue and naked with only red shoes and I would make her run getting gold ringsI'm curious who you prefer if there is a battle between Jill (for the haters: goblin) und Zoey (for the haters: smurf).
Some of these renders look so bad compared to in game.
Hmmm...
FUCK HER !!! ( as DPC directs you to Bella ) and then both sides just plain stars and stripes 
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I have to respectfully disagree, I'm always a slut for Bella content
My guess is DPC just smashed this crap out in 5 minute without giving much of a shit.Seeing as we have months to kill before the new episode, is anyone interested in overanalyzing the blocking for this shot? You'd expect Maya and Josy to be next to each other. Barring that, you'd think Josy would be next to Jill and Maya next to Sage, since those are the more established connections in game. Instead we get Jill next to Maya and Josy with Sage.
Clearly we're meant to read this as Bella symbolically taking center stage in Episode 9 as we finally delve into her backstory, but that's an obvious trick; no way we're learning anything about her marriage this soon! So perhaps this is indicative of Bella and Jill coming between the throuple in the coming season? Maybe the stars on their bikinis suggest Josy and Jill will have starring roles while the other girls will be filler to space them out (Maya and Josy broad by shallow, Bella deep but short)? Or perhaps the order was random and DPC rolled a die to place the girls, thus subtly foreshadowing that they will attend the Halloween party dressed as their D&G characters?
Any other theories to help distract us from crushing wait (to say nothing of the existential dread that the episode we finally get will spend as much time developing Zoey as it does advancing the story for these beauties)?
I think.....Heather....would prefer a real relationship with a real man. I see another side-path opportunity for MC. I like the part in Ep7 where they at least come to terms with each other at the party (if MC fixes her the right drink)... Heather is OK people.You must be registered to see the links
The preview spoils Heather's Halloween costume.
The preview is cropped since it would have spoiled more if it wasn't.
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lol I think Dali is rubbing off on you. Stay safeSeeing as we have months to kill before the new episode, is anyone interested in overanalyzing the blocking for this shot? You'd expect Maya and Josy to be next to each other. Barring that, you'd think Josy would be next to Jill and Maya next to Sage, since those are the more established connections in game. Instead we get Jill next to Maya and Josy with Sage.
Clearly we're meant to read this as Bella symbolically taking center stage in Episode 9 as we finally delve into her backstory, but that's an obvious trick; no way we're learning anything about her marriage this soon! So perhaps this is indicative of Bella and Jill coming between the throuple in the coming season? Maybe the stars on their bikinis suggest Josy and Jill will have starring roles while the other girls will be filler to space them out (Maya and Josy broad by shallow, Bella deep but short)? Or perhaps the order was random and DPC rolled a die to place the girls, thus subtly foreshadowing that they will attend the Halloween party dressed as their D&G characters?
Any other theories to help distract us from crushing wait (to say nothing of the existential dread that the episode we finally get will spend as much time developing Zoey as it does advancing the story for these beauties)?
My guess is DPC just smashed this crap out in 5 minute without giving much of a shit.
- Sage looks stoned
- Josy is channelling her inner Jill smile.
- Bella looks embarrassing
- Jill forgot her racoon work
- Maya looks 40+
I know like, he is trying to think he is better than the rest of us with his highbrow standards and airs and assumes she needs to be breathing.Do you think the breathing part is very necessary?
"Your love makes me strong. But your hate makes me unstoppable." - Jill, probably.
Also you are forgetting the other popular, overused line.
"Jill is so caring, nice and kind. She is beautiful and it's her DeStInY to marry MC to fullfill the B&R prophecy." - like this one is the worst of them all and the most retarded thing I have seen from Jill stans.
there's also the tybalt seminar aftermath. you can see the height diff when jill and josy were walking together.
And there are still girls to appear
EP 8 had 16 previews and we already arrived at 10
Unironically I think DPC just threw a bunch of these holiday renders together in an afternoon 3 years ago and is slowly releasing them year after year
Appreciate your analysis though, needs some colored text in the future but I liked the part about the stars.Ever since I saw it I've subscribed to the theory that Heather is the one who is preggers, mostly for the idea that Tommy needs a character arc to move on from his playboy phase so I think Heather will keep the baby.Any other theories to help distract us from crushing wait (to say nothing of the existential dread that the episode we finally get will spend as much time developing Zoey as it does advancing the story for these beauties)?
), but what he's got in his head is beyond me. DPC won't do NTR so she probably won't be an option to cheat with. Making her a romance option would be strange now that the paths are locked. She has no connection to any other character that we know of aside from the MC, so no other story relevance. Maybe she's an Others girl, because that's the only path where the MC would be open to banging her, but a whole interlude for a side-girl that isn't Quinn? Blasphemy So I guess my number one mystery right now is Zoey's place in the story, followed by Bella's husband and who the undercover cop is.
