All this perpetual angst regarding Maya grinding the mc…
It was fucking Hell Week and it’s a porn game!
When I first went to university (just over 10 years ago now), we didn’t have hazing, or frats, or any of that shit, but this game is based on college sex comedies where this kind of shit goes down every year.
Steeling underwear from the girls’ lockers, getting your dick signed by a stripper, fucking a feminist or a teacher for points… these things are all wrong but we accept them in the context of the game and college hazing.
Derek chasing Wendy with his helicopter cock… that shit is outright sexual harassment, but no one gives a shit, she’s just a fat feminist, let’s just laugh at her.
He even fucked her for some points on a scoreboard then blew her off, and it was all a big laugh.
At least the mc knew why Maya had to grind him (I mean he found out after the fact), Wendy probably still doesn’t know she was fucked for points, recorded, and watched by a bunch of laughing cunts.
So yeah, all you bleeding hearts crying about how evil Maya used the mc etc. etc., I hope the horror of Wendy’s predicament keeps you up sobbing at night.
The rest of us are just sitting back and enjoying the ride.
You can’t really take the game seriously, it’s about romance, sexual hijinks, brotherhood… it’s all just a bit of fun.
Although I rationalise this to make sense of it, the truth is DPC fucked it up, then fucked it up further. Best he not go for the hat trick.
There’s no question it’s Patrick, he’s just an employee.