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zoey sucks, she left mc and her mother when they needed her the most to chase some idiotic dream and tatoo her tits.
Of course, I think he also rested after working on Season 2. It would take 45-50 days to create Interlude with his pace of work. It's forgivable, everyone has the right to vacation.the only 100% wasted DPC work time in the interlude is the sex scene between Bret and Emma, the rest good or bad would have been there anyway, maybe in an actual flashback, maybe in Zoey telling MC what she did.
in the end, the interlude came out after 3 months in which DPC launched the second season on Steam, launched the game on GOG, complelt the ssystem for transferring saves. so it's not like he worked 100% on the interlude in those 3 months
the problem is the 8 months after, I could even forgive him those 3 months
about the characters: everyone has their own motivations and everything is forgivable, but in fact they are brats who behave as such. Derek stops MC with bags in hand and ready to leave-there are moments when they even make important speeches, but on average they are brats
if that was his intent, reducing everything to basically one choice doesn't seem like a great move to me
Of course, I think he also rested after working on Season 2. It would take 45-50 days to create Interlude with his pace of work. It's forgivable, everyone has the right to vacation.
The Emma/Brat sex scene is useless in my opinion. I would make Zoey sex scene or put her in this threesome so she has more connection to the San Diego characters. It would be a better plot move than what it is.
And I would spit on snowflakes that scream "NTR!!" People have sex with more than one person in their lifetime, that's the reality.
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we needed the threesome with Emma and Bret to make Zoey even more appreciated, just in case she came back pregnant to ask for help from the only one poorer than her
I agreeI'm away for what, a few days, and I come back to this!?
For fucks sake! We're at the half way mark now. It's only appropriate that the Interlude exist here, that's exactly when an Interlude make the most sense! And what's an "interlude"? It's a deviation from the main story. Hence the focus on a different protagonist, except it's not really a deviation is it?
So, at pretty much the exact midpoint of the game/story, the MC has consolidated his choice (unless you're playing it smart - whatup my "other" brothers), and now the story changes gear.
Just when you though the mc's love life was smooth sailing from here on, it's an ass blast from the past (I'm presuming the mc blasted Zoey in the ass in the past, she seems like she'd be up for some casual anal).
Is it a cliché? Of course it fucking is. What isn't a cliché in this story?
And so fucking on...
- The virginal princess with a body to die for and a face that could actually kill you - Jill
- The lesbian lovers (can't think of any funny shit to add to this) - M&J
- The Bible bashing, overbearing, hot wife having (I'm subscribing to the Nora theory for no particular reason), homophobic father - Patrick the cunt
- The bad girl hiding her insecurities while shooting up and doing serious anal - Quinn
- The psycho axe murderer with permanent eyebrow damage - Bella
- The angry redheaded babe with the gay lover - Sage
- The dorky, big-dicked DnG role player - Magnar
- The feisty nerd girl with the mega booty - Sally
- The hot, experienced older woman with the useless husband - Jade
- The cucked husband (suck shit limp dick) - Burke
- The babe hiding behind her geeky exterior just waiting for a makeover - KRJ (Ok, I could be delusional)
- The frat wars - DIKs vs Alphas
- The closet gay jock - Possibly half of them, but obviously Chad
- The homophobic jocks - Well... the homophobic jocks I guess
- The not-so-ex not-so-girlfriend returns - Zoey
So why worry about another cliché? Everything else has worked so far. It's not about the cliché, it's about how it's been done. And to use DPC's recent words (but let's be honest, he probably stole them from me in the first place), "Fuck Me" if it hasn't been done well so far.
So yeah, DPC took a break from the current story. You got a problem with that? Get a fucking life!He's been working solidly on this game, for your inexpensive pleasure (thank you Patreons, you lovely rich bastids), for the past 4 fucking years, and he deviates for a bit and people start going bananas? Fuck off!
Even now, as he completes the 9th episode, 4 years in the making, he's refencing notes and scenes that he prepared from the very beginning. It means it's all going to plan. All the characters you've come to love were created ages ago, including Zoey, by the same guy, so take a chill pill and just enjoy the ride.
Will he fuck it up eventually? Possibly, if his last endeavour is anything to go by? But for fuck's sake, people are bagging episode 9 and it hasn't even come out yet. And getting worked up over the wait? You do know that it will take you less than a week to probably play through the next episode (I'll probably play it in one sitting) and then it's 6 months minimum until episode 10. What's another month or three per episode given it's going to be many, many fucking years before this thing ends.
Now, to anyone that I've inadvertently offended, just be glad I didn't call you a bunch of cunts (term of endearment of course), and be aware that I'm mostly just talking out of my ass.
And before I sign off, I'd like to dedicated this post to my homie Lostanddamned, who I know has been going through long-ass "Shazba Post" withdrawals. I apologise my friend, I know it's been a rocky ride of late. I hope this fix will tide you over for a while. Because there's not much else to write about until that Lazy Milker MotherFucker Dev gets off his ass and finishes episode 9!
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Inb4 we get cucked by Magnar and he bangs all the LI's and all the side chicks at the same time right in front of MC's eyes.
- The dorky, big-dicked DnG role player - Magnar
Your dedication of the shazba post to me is appreaciated by not only your homie, but the entire shazba Guild as well.And before I sign off, I'd like to dedicated this post to my homie Lostanddamned, who I know has been going through long-ass "Shazba Post" withdrawals. I apologise my friend, I know it's been a rocky ride of late. I hope this fix will tide you over for a while. Because there's not much else to write about until that Lazy Milker MotherFucker Dev gets off his ass and finishes episode 9!![]()
I don't agree with this. This sex scene lead to the glorious outbursts of the inebriated and undisputed MVP of the Interlude:the only 100% wasted DPC work time in the interlude is the sex scene between Bret and Emma
It takes a special sort of prejudice-fueled cognitive dissonance to claim someone has no impact on the story and at the same time attack them for, wait for it... impacting the story against the MC's wishes.jill is by far the most useless character in the entire story. brings literally nothing. if you removed her, the main story wouldn't suffer at all. her "arc", if there is any at all, is complete shit. she is the mary sue and obvious bait for every neckbeard.
she tells on chad because it's aparently 3rd grade. treats fuckface as an idiot in the process. you crap on joey for actually acting her age, while you tolerate jill's tattling even though fuckface told her he wants her to do nothing about it?
which says a lot about how successful the interlude is....I don't agree with this. This sex scene lead to the glorious outbursts of the inebriated and undisputed MVP of the Interlude:
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DPC during development:I'm away for what, a few days, and I come back to this!?
For fucks sake! We're at the half way mark now. It's only appropriate that the Interlude exist here, that's exactly when an Interlude make the most sense! And what's an "interlude"? It's a deviation from the main story. Hence the focus on a different protagonist, except it's not really a deviation is it?
So, at pretty much the exact midpoint of the game/story, the MC has consolidated his choice (unless you're playing it smart - whatup my "other" brothers), and now the story changes gear.
Just when you though the mc's love life was smooth sailing from here on, it's an ass blast from the past (I'm presuming the mc blasted Zoey in the ass in the past, she seems like she'd be up for some casual anal).
Is it a cliché? Of course it fucking is. What isn't a cliché in this story?
And so fucking on...
- The virginal princess with a body to die for and a face that could actually kill you - Jill
- The lesbian lovers (can't think of any funny shit to add to this) - M&J
- The Bible bashing, overbearing, hot wife having (I'm subscribing to the Nora theory for no particular reason), homophobic father - Patrick the cunt
- The bad girl hiding her insecurities while shooting up and doing serious anal - Quinn
- The psycho axe murderer with permanent eyebrow damage - Bella
- The angry redheaded babe with the gay lover - Sage
- The dorky, big-dicked DnG role player - Magnar
- The feisty nerd girl with the mega booty - Sally
- The hot, experienced older woman with the useless husband - Jade
- The cucked husband (suck shit limp dick) - Burke
- The babe hiding behind her geeky exterior just waiting for a makeover - KRJ (Ok, I could be delusional)
- The frat wars - DIKs vs Alphas
- The closet gay jock - Possibly half of them, but obviously Chad
- The homophobic jocks - Well... the homophobic jocks I guess
- The not-so-ex not-so-girlfriend returns - Zoey
So why worry about another cliché? Everything else has worked so far. It's not about the cliché, it's about how it's been done. And to use DPC's recent words (but let's be honest, he probably stole them from me in the first place), "Fuck Me" if it hasn't been done well so far.
So yeah, DPC took a break from the current story. You got a problem with that? Get a fucking life!He's been working solidly on this game, for your inexpensive pleasure (thank you Patreons, you lovely rich bastids), for the past 4 fucking years, and he deviates for a bit and people start going bananas? Fuck off!
Even now, as he completes the 9th episode, 4 years in the making, he's refencing notes and scenes that he prepared from the very beginning. It means it's all going to plan. All the characters you've come to love were created ages ago, including Zoey, by the same guy, so take a chill pill and just enjoy the ride.
Will he fuck it up eventually? Possibly, if his last endeavour is anything to go by? But for fuck's sake, people are bagging episode 9 and it hasn't even come out yet. And getting worked up over the wait? You do know that it will take you less than a week to probably play through the next episode (I'll probably play it in one sitting) and then it's 6 months minimum until episode 10. What's another month or three per episode given it's going to be many, many fucking years before this thing ends.
Now, to anyone that I've inadvertently offended, just be glad I didn't call you a bunch of cunts (term of endearment of course), and be aware that I'm mostly just talking out of my ass.
And before I sign off, I'd like to dedicated this post to my homie Lostanddamned, who I know has been going through long-ass "Shazba Post" withdrawals. I apologise my friend, I know it's been a rocky ride of late. I hope this fix will tide you over for a while. Because there's not much else to write about until that Lazy Milker MotherFucker Dev gets off his ass and finishes episode 9!
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Yea I agree for the most part. The Interlude didn't take up the bulk of the dev time. It definitely didn't make the dev time feel shorter for sure and without it maybe a month or two could've been shaved off of the dev time (Interlude + ep 9 = 11 months) but the main issue is just how long ep 9 alone has been in development.the only 100% wasted DPC work time in the interlude is the sex scene between Bret and Emma, the rest good or bad would have been there anyway, maybe in an actual flashback, maybe in Zoey telling MC what she did.
in the end, the interlude came out after 3 months in which DPC launched the second season on Steam, launched the game on GOG, complelt the ssystem for transferring saves. so it's not like he worked 100% on the interlude in those 3 months
the problem is the 8 months after, I could even forgive him those 3 months
about the characters: everyone has their own motivations and everything is forgivable, but in fact they are brats who behave as such. Derek stops MC with bags in hand and ready to leave-there are moments when they even make important speeches, but on average they are brats
if that was his intent, reducing everything to basically one choice doesn't seem like a great move to me
I can be quoted somewhere on these pages saying I probably wouldn't bother playing the Interlude ever again, unlike episodes 1 - 8 which have immense replayability.Yea I agree for the most part. The Interlude didn't take up the bulk of the dev time. It definitely didn't make the dev time feel shorter for sure and without it maybe a month or two could've been shaved off of the dev time (Interlude + ep 9 = 11 months) but the main issue is just how long ep 9 alone has been in development.
I think people who think the Interlude was just so important to the story are just coping about the long wait and the people who hate Zoey are just salty about the Interlude. That's it. It's way too early to determine whether 1. the Interlude was even needed or if DPC is even going to properly utilize it and 2. Whether Zoey is actually unlikeable. I literally stopped caring about the Interlude the minute I finished playing through it once. Regarding Zoey, I'm pretty indifferent at this point. Indifference doesn't mean hate btw, for the slow people who don't get what "I don't care" means.
The Zoey discussion is probably just misplaced irritation over the long wait time for ep 9. After ep 9, there will probably be people who will still hang on to the association using whatever justification but at the end of the day for them it'll always be "ep 9 took forever" - "Interlude came out 3 months after ep 8" - "I hate Zoey because of the Interlude".
Same thing for people who keep saying "DPC has a plan for Zoey and the Interlude". It may never be demonstrably proven that the Interlude was necessary or that a simple flashback would've taken just as long. It may even become redundant if DPC decides to backtrack anyway. Then all those "elaborate plans" just kind of half-crumble.
People should just wait for after ep 9 to form their opinion on Zoey and the Interlude because only time can tell and give us the answer. Guys, relax. Ep 9 is coming out soon.
ANd exactly THIS is the problem. Who wnats that? Even if you like her look she is just an narcissistic asshole. I dont want her. If I see her I will completly ignore her because this is what every MC should do if he is not a complete Idiot. First love and all is fine but this one?2. Why was there an entire mini-chapter dedicated to Zoey instead of a flashback?
- He has big plans for Zoey as a character and a serious storyline
What is narcissistic about her behavior?ANd exactly THIS is the problem. Who wnats that? Even if you like her look she is just an narcissistic asshole. I dont want her. If I see her I will completly ignore her because this is what every MC should do if he is not a complete Idiot. First love and all is fine but this one?
ANd exactly THIS is the problem. Who wnats that? Even if you like her look she is just an narcissistic asshole. I dont want her. If I see her I will completly ignore her because this is what every MC should do if he is not a complete Idiot. First love and all is fine but this one?
Well for one, instead of making her life revolve around the mc's whims and fancies, she actually has the audacity to make her life decisions in accordance to her own dreams and aspirations. It's fucking disgusting what women think they can do these days!What is narcissistic about her behavior?
Do you even know what narcisist means? lol. I think most of you guys are dumb as f. Like only 1% of the brain works. You dislike stuff and aren't even sure why is that and when you guys try to comment the reason why you dislike something, it makes no sense at all. If you had told that Quinn is narcisist. I would not say anything. Because she only cares about her and her business. She doesn't even care for Riona. But saying that about Zoey and say you dont like a character, that only means your ability to interpret a something is really low.ANd exactly THIS is the problem. Who wnats that? Even if you like her look she is just an narcissistic asshole. I dont want her. If I see her I will completly ignore her because this is what every MC should do if he is not a complete Idiot. First love and all is fine but this one?