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Derek in a Bush

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dalli_x mode activated! theory time:
Further Proof that MC need to perform anal with everyone!
1.) The time jumps in this game prove that time travel is possible in this universe.
2.) Mc is meant to heal and unite everyone, including righting past wrongs. MC is meant to save as many characters as he can, including all those who have been wronged and even died!
3.) and thus the anal link… Anal is LANA backwards and that is how we will transcend time and save Jill’s sister!
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Hahahaha this is good
 

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They definitely are. Zoey before San Diego is sexy as hell, and she still is (she'll never lose that dump truck) but her grandma tattoo throws cold water on the whole thing. Besides getting rid of it, maybe if it were smaller, or less gaudy, that might help.

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They're special renders, DPC could just have her ink-free for them.
The problem with the grandma tattoo is that it sends the wrong message. Her wings (legs) were open, but her heart wasn't. Then the MC sees the picture through Rooster and gets the false impression that Zoey has a boyfriend. Zoey doesn't text the MC to clarify. The problem is that this tattoo will always remind the MC of what happened.
 
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The problem with the grandma tattoo is that it sends the wrong message. Her wings (legs) were open, but her heart wasn't. Then the MC sees the picture through Rooster and gets the false impression that Zoey has a boyfriend. Zoey doesn't text the MC to clarify. The problem is that this tattoo will always remind the MC of what happened.
Oh no, I meant from a design perspective. Ideally, she wouldn't have it at all, but if she HAS to have it, then to compromise maybe it could've been smaller or less flashy.
 

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For me, there are too many tattoos. I would prefer a small, hidden tattoo.
The other tattoos I can live with. All that being said, I understand why the tattoo she got to honor her grandma is being displayed loud and proud.
She needs to get a tattoo of a target on her ass with the bullseye being her asshole.
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Stay away from her ass, don't ruin it with anything :mad::mad::mad:
 

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dalli_x mode activated! theory time:
Further Proof that MC need to perform anal with everyone!
1.) The time jumps in this game prove that time travel is possible in this universe.
2.) Mc is meant to heal and unite everyone, including righting past wrongs. MC is meant to save as many characters as he can, including all those who have been wronged and even died!
3.) and thus the anal link… Anal is LANA backwards and that is how we will transcend time and save Jill’s sister!
:WeSmart:
LANA ANAL TIME TRAVEL WALKTHROUGH

So for the time travel ritual to save Lana, we'll need the following items:

- a piece of Tybalt's damaged scrotum
- a vial of Tybalt's morning tears
- Jill's underwear that Tybalt stole
- the shoes Jill used to kick Tybalt's fatherhood away
- Lana's clothes
- The purple, ugly toy Jill made for Lana
- Lana's solo photograph
- Convince Jill to have anal sex with you while wearing the Tybalt slayer shoes, Lana's clothes, and her photograph as a mask.
- Wear Jill's underwear around your neck
- Anoint your forehead with Tybalt's scrotum skin
- Use Tybalt's morning tears as anal lubricant
- While pounding Jill from behind, hold the purple toy in your hands while chanting Lana's name forwards and backwards several times
- On the verge of cumming into Jill's ass, a time slip portal will open, replacing Jill with Lana.
- As long you don't cum, the time slip portal remains open.
- Tell Lana not to take the poisoned drugs.

Lana is saved. Jill introduces you to Lana in this new timeline ... but many players might go for Lana instead of Jill.
 
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LANA ANAL TIME TRAVEL WALKTHROUGH

So for the time travel ritual to save Lana, we'll need the following items:

- a piece of Tybalt's damaged scrotum
- a vial of Tybalt's morning tears
- Jill's underwear that Tybalt stole
- the shoes Jill used to kick Tybalt's fatherhood away
- The purple, ugly toy Jill made for Lana
- Lana's solo photograph
- Convince Jill to have anal sex with you while wearing the Tybalt slayer shoes, Lana's clothes, and her photograph as a mask.
- Wear Jill's underwear around your neck
- Anoint your forehead with Tybalt's scrotum skin
- Use Tybalt's morning tears as anal lubricant
- While pounding Jill from behind, hold the purple toy in your hands while chanting Lana's name forwards and backwards several times
- On the verge of cumming into Jill's ass, a time slip portal will open, replacing Jill with Lana.
- As long you don't cum, the time slip portal remains open.
- Tell Lana not to take the poisoned drugs.

Lana is saved. Jill introduces you to Lana in this new timeline ... but many players might go for Lana instead of Jill.
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I might actually do a playthrough where I neg her at every chance after all this talk.
That works fine :HideThePain:
 
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Josy - Italian
Maya -English/Scottish
Sage - Irish/Scottish
Jill - German
Bella - Italian
Riona - Japanese
Camila - Afro-Latina
Jill - hard to get any WASPier than that
Sage - as Irish as one can be like down to "drink your problems away with whiskey" Irish :KEK:
Josy - no idea, really, but I don't think she's Italian

A few of my guesses:

Quinn - at least part Irish
Sarah - Jewish; she strikes me as an Ashkenazi girl
Mel - I'm with Maccabbee here, she's probably a latina
Heather - Polish/German maybe?
Zoey - probably some south-east Asian ancestry here
 

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I nvr understood the drive for harems. Id rather have one girl who is freak enough to satisfy you.

Or just being a FWB whore.. either is fine.
It's basically Easy Mode, which is definitely what a lot of people who complain about not getting all the girls in this game really want.
I meant don't neg her at every chance.

I be shutting her down every playthrough even if it is a cheating one.

Fuck Zoey (this time literally)
There's a hidden counter for positive Zoey points, so it’s actually a good idea to be as nice as possible to her.
At least compared to the hot Egyptian women I've known, he hair is way to straight for that. And she'd have to be waxing daily. Again, just compared to the Egyptian women I've known.
I really just meant Cleopatra tbh.
Hey guys who is the best choice? bec I am kinda in the ropes between Jill and Bella.
Bella hands down, listen to no one else.
 

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Jill - hard to get any WASPier than that
Sage - as Irish as one can be like down to "drink your problems away with whiskey" Irish :KEK:
Josy - no idea, really, but I don't think she's Italian

A few of my guesses:

Quinn - at least part Irish
Sarah - Jewish; she strikes me as an Ashkenazi girl
Mel - I'm with Maccabbee here, she's probably a latina
Heather - Polish/German maybe?
Zoey - probably some south-east Asian ancestry here
This would potentially be a lot easier is the game wasn't so stingy about giving us the last names of characters! Would also help confirm the Melanie is Troy's sister theory :p
 
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