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Better Cock Spock

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LANA ANAL TIME TRAVEL WALKTHROUGH

So for the time travel ritual to save Lana, we'll need the following items:

- a piece of Tybalt's damaged scrotum
- a vial of Tybalt's morning tears
- Jill's underwear that Tybalt stole
- the shoes Jill used to kick Tybalt's fatherhood away
- The purple, ugly toy Jill made for Lana
- Lana's solo photograph
- Convince Jill to have anal sex with you while wearing the Tybalt slayer shoes, Lana's clothes, and her photograph as a mask.
- Wear Jill's underwear around your neck
- Anoint your forehead with Tybalt's scrotum skin
- Use Tybalt's morning tears as anal lubricant
- While pounding Jill from behind, hold the purple toy in your hands while chanting Lana's name forwards and backwards several times
- On the verge of cumming into Jill's ass, a time slip portal will open, replacing Jill with Lana.
- As long you don't cum, the time slip portal remains open.
- Tell Lana not to take the poisoned drugs.

Lana is saved. Jill introduces you to Lana in this new timeline ... but many players might go for Lana instead of Jill.
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I might actually do a playthrough where I neg her at every chance after all this talk.
That works fine :HideThePain:
 
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Ostap Bender

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Josy - Italian
Maya -English/Scottish
Sage - Irish/Scottish
Jill - German
Bella - Italian
Riona - Japanese
Camila - Afro-Latina
Jill - hard to get any WASPier than that
Sage - as Irish as one can be like down to "drink your problems away with whiskey" Irish :KEK:
Josy - no idea, really, but I don't think she's Italian

A few of my guesses:

Quinn - at least part Irish
Sarah - Jewish; she strikes me as an Ashkenazi girl
Mel - I'm with Maccabbee here, she's probably a latina
Heather - Polish/German maybe?
Zoey - probably some south-east Asian ancestry here
 

Better Cock Spock

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I nvr understood the drive for harems. Id rather have one girl who is freak enough to satisfy you.

Or just being a FWB whore.. either is fine.
It's basically Easy Mode, which is definitely what a lot of people who complain about not getting all the girls in this game really want.
I meant don't neg her at every chance.

I be shutting her down every playthrough even if it is a cheating one.

Fuck Zoey (this time literally)
There's a hidden counter for positive Zoey points, so it’s actually a good idea to be as nice as possible to her.
At least compared to the hot Egyptian women I've known, he hair is way to straight for that. And she'd have to be waxing daily. Again, just compared to the Egyptian women I've known.
I really just meant Cleopatra tbh.
Hey guys who is the best choice? bec I am kinda in the ropes between Jill and Bella.
Bella hands down, listen to no one else.
 

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Jill - hard to get any WASPier than that
Sage - as Irish as one can be like down to "drink your problems away with whiskey" Irish :KEK:
Josy - no idea, really, but I don't think she's Italian

A few of my guesses:

Quinn - at least part Irish
Sarah - Jewish; she strikes me as an Ashkenazi girl
Mel - I'm with Maccabbee here, she's probably a latina
Heather - Polish/German maybe?
Zoey - probably some south-east Asian ancestry here
This would potentially be a lot easier is the game wasn't so stingy about giving us the last names of characters! Would also help confirm the Melanie is Troy's sister theory :p
 
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Derek in a Bush

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Jill - hard to get any WASPier than that
Sage - as Irish as one can be like down to "drink your problems away with whiskey" Irish :KEK:
Josy - no idea, really, but I don't think she's Italian

A few of my guesses:

Quinn - at least part Irish
Sarah - Jewish; she strikes me as an Ashkenazi girl
Mel - I'm with Maccabbee here, she's probably a latina
Heather - Polish/German maybe?
Zoey - probably some south-east Asian ancestry here
Yeah Sarah has some Ashkenazi resemblances
 
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Hey guys who is the best choice? bec I am kinda in the ropes between Jill and Bella.
Try both, they are both great! Jill is naive and comes off as an almost pure character (she has her surprises too!,) a counterpoint to Quinn. Sage feels like she'd be the most down to earth girl (your buddy both in and out of bed). Maya is devisive (her storyline and physical attributes) for people but I think she's a sweetheart and can be fun. Josy, Bella, Quinn, each have their own simps/fan club, just ask them. They'll tell you they're great! :ROFLMAO:;):cool:
 
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