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Remove MC's mom? So did Neil shoot a fully formed baby out of his cock? :KEK:
Immaculate dickception is the way to go.

But no, i meant just remove the whole diary-based play-by-play of "when Harry met Sally" which drags our more than Maya's tuition plot and is even more of a nothingburger. I'm glad that Derek got erection out of it, but he's perhaps the only one.
 

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I wonder how much Patreon money it would cost me to bring in Sally as LI. I know that's about as likely as Bella actually smiling but a guy can dream. :)

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Really, probably missed it. Here, ask Darkwen and KARAMBA, it's a local meme, probably a little bit older than you in the thread. But I'm sure you already was here when these jokes was active.
When has Darkwen brought it up? I read all the comments, I feel like I would've seen it.
 

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i hate how much this picture describes my love life.
id like to believe that redheads are my "type". whenever someone asks whats my type i say redhead or ginger and freckles are nice bonus.
meanwhile, never dated ginger and all my girlfriends had long black hair.

First character i was interested in on my first playthrough was sage, i first picked katty over jade for dream sequences, mona was first girls i thought i'd vibe with the most on DIK playthroughs... in reality, Jill is my favorite girl on CHICK route and riona is my favorite girl on both CHICK and DIK "others".
Same in witcher, i really liked tryss in first two games but then in third i picked yen and would pick yen again with no hesitation. and here too, Jill>Bianca... but i swear redheads are my type >.<
 
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I was bring sarcastic this whole time :HideThePain: If you were too, then I blinked first. If not, then of course I know about Alady, She's a Lady and Tom Jones :geek:
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You tricky Vulcanian, you got the man at 2 a.m. losing his usual vigilance :HideThePain:

Btw, perfect song for Zoey. Fits her free spirit, impulsiveness and the desire to go towards the unknown. I picked a light punk, it suits her.
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle

 
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Song Challenge:

Bella
: Since this is obviously headed for disaster I can only say with Tay Tay, "The Story of Us looks a lot like a Tragedy now"...


Maya: Well, she isn't in my sigs for nothing, so she gets one of my fav love songs by Air Supply - and the slightly melancholic vibe fits her well. (Every Woman in the World)


Josy: She's usually the happy, easy-going one, so I'm going with THE feelgood song of the Eighties. (Walking on Sunshine by Katrina & The Waves)


Jill: Not much experience in the relationship field, slightly timid, but opening up. Perfect for a late Eighties deep cut. She wouldn't approve of Linda's druggie past, but like her current yoga ways. (Should I let you let you in by Belinda Carlisle)


Sage: Upbeat Pop-Rock from a deadbeat relationship to smooth sailing to marriage and kids. And changed from Massive DIK love interest to something Neutral and maybe even CHICK. Going for the 2006 remake of Kim Wilde's You came since it's slightly "rockier" than the original.


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TLDR version, since the vids probably won't show:

Bella: The Story of Us by Taylor Swift
Maya: Every Woman in the World by Air Supply
Josy: Walking on Sunshine by Katrina & The Waves
Jill: Should I let you in by Belinda Carlisle
Sage: You came 2006 by Kim Wilde
 

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You tricky Vulcanian, you got the man at 2 a.m. losing his usual vigilance :HideThePain:

Btw, perfect song for Zoey. Fits her free spirit, impulsiveness and the desire to go towards the unknown. I picked a light punk, it suits her.
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle

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Since Zoey was in San Diego, obviously only one song suits her :BootyTime:
 

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I would like to start a challenge that was once here. What song do you associate with BaDIK girls?
Oh, that was fun (There's way to many to link).
I went a little less serious than Geralt.

A theme song that can play as they are being introduced to the crowd.

Josy - What About Me (Moving Pictures)
Maya - My Dad Sucks (The Descendents)
Bella - Sex Bomb (Tom Jones)
Jill - Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows (Lesley Gore)
Sage - Wild Thing (The Troggs)

Lily - Angel (Sarah McLachlan)
Cindy - She's A Mystery To Me (Roy Orbison)

Quinn - I Fought the Law and the Law Won (The Clash)
Bianca - I knew you were Trouble (Taylor Swift)
Zoey - Want U Back (Cher Lloyd)
Mona - See You Again (Wiz Khalifa)
Nora - My Humps (Black Eyed Peas)
Jade - Toxic (Britney Spears)
Cathy - When I Kissed the Teacher (Abba)
Tara - Aliens Exist (Blink 182)
Nicole - Stacy's Mom (Fountains Of Wayne)
Riona - Pussycat (Tom Jones)
Arieth - Knocked Up (Kirsty Lee Akers)
Gina - Spit Roast (Anthony Willis)
Ada - Pyscho Girl (Lisa May)
Melanie - Baby Got Back (Sir Mix-A-Lot)
Becky - The Dead Fish Song (Barnacle Boys)
Lydia - I'm a Gummy Bear
Sally - She Hates Me (Puddles Of Mudd)
Tiffani - Don't Stop Believing (Journey)
Madame Rose - Whale Song (Pearl Jam)
Amelia - One Hot Mama (Trace Adkins)
Lana - Memories (Elaine Page - from Cats)
Karen - Dreamer (Supertramp)
Linda - U.G.L.Y. (Daphne & Celeste)
Heather - Get Him Back (Olivia Rodrigo)
Nick - Don't Come Around Here No More (Tom Petty)
Tommy - Asshole (Denis Leary)
Tybalt - Haha You're Dead (Green Day)
 
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