vir_cotto
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Don't forget poetry:The art is great, the stories are great, but the humour is what's getting me the most. Fuck me, the toilet lid dropping on that chick's head was ace!
It all started a cold Friday night.
In a dark muddy alley, a local bar shone bright.
Arieth the HOT sat alone and so bored.
Her three-alpha boyfriend had passed out on the floor.
In came a charming and valiant DIK.
He said “Come follow me and I’ll show you a trick”.
He made her laugh, he made her cry, he made her orgasm twice.
But what he had done wasn’t proven so wise.
The jock soon found out and gathered his pals.
They beat poor DIK and told him “No one fuck with our gals”.
That marked the start of the thousand year war.
And it all started in that small local bar.