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Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to come with me. I have some questions about your "joke."
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ChipLecsap
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MC just standing there and Recording as Derek getting beaten is just way too funny
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Lock it up! Lock it up! Lock it up! Lock it up!....
I'm saying "it" for the simple fact that I'm no longer sure Darkwen fits within the parameters of what male or female are. Just trying to cover all the bases.
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Confidently incorrect, my favorite kind!That is wrong.
No sexual Task is needed, at least if you dont count a slap as a sexual task or a wedgie
Its simple like this:
Tybalts Pictures 1 Point (must do that)
Gay Guard Catcher 1 Point no matter what you do for the MC
100 Beers 1 Point, just dont forget to click on the beer cooler in the freee roams, and thats it.
24/7 Dildo 1 Point, only refuse it twice at max, safe point
Sexy Car Wash, Point either way for both
3 Slaps, easy, just give Cammy and Mona the underwear before and than ask them to slap you, win 1 Point
Alpha Prank, put the condom in Dawes Shaker, your Point.
Buy the Wedgie at Magnar no point Derek (needs 2 $$), and the Hellweek win for MC.
All the other tasks dont matter anymore at this point.
Like this the MC already has 8 Points and Derek cant get more than 7 anymore. No sexual task at all.
So no need for the cum-petition, no need for the cock sign or Jade fuck alltogether, you can even skip to buy the wedgie so Derek doesnt get the point and will still win the Hellweek.
First, you counted wrong. Getting every nonsexual point possible only nets you 7 points total, not 8. Giving Magnar a wedgie doesn’t give MC a point because the DIKs see that it's clearly fake. It prevents Derek from getting the point, but that's all. Skipping out on the wedgie gives Derek his 8th point.
Second, you're forgetting about the public sex point when you fuck Quinn on the roof. That's another sexual task that can put you over the top. Derek will always get it for fucking Wendy.
Take a look.
Gay Guard Catcher
1/0
Drink 100 Beers
2/0
24/7 Dildo Helmet
3/0
Sexy Car Wash
4/1
Get Slapped 3 Times
5/1
Get Cock Signed
5/2
Prank the Alphas
6/2
Nerd Wedgie
6/2
Public Sex
6/3
Fucked a Feminist
6/4
Fucked a Teacher
6/5
Cumpetition
6/6
Tybalt's Room
7/7
Egg the Preps
7/7
If you win a point in everything EXCEPT sexual tasks (winning the Cumpetition, Nicole sucks your cock and signs it, fucking Quinn on the roof, fucking Jade and sharing the video) then you tie. And the tiebreaker is completing the impossible task: fucking a teacher.
This is straight from the code, so if you somehow managed to win while keeping your dick dry, you either cheated or misremembered.
right back at you
egg the preps 0 points, task will not be complete, tybalts room only 1 point for either the MC OR derek not 1 point for the both, either you do the pics or derek does, if you do its the point for the MC, and you win the hellweek... and thats how i do it on 99% of my chick runs if i want to win the hellweek. No sexual task... at all.
so... just to pick up your count
Cumpetition 6/6
Tybalt pics 7/6 for MC, and thats it, win. Believe it or not, just pla yit like that and you will see yourself. 7 points to win, never used a cheat, mod or whatever and made about 20 chick playthroughs... so, whatever.
oh... yeah....
you know what?
wanna have my savegame too? gosh iam tired of this bullshit.
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iam bored of this shit
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and now... instead of looking up the code, playing the game is a nice idea too. but i will not continue this shit, and bless the ignore list once again.
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Yeah sure send it to me, I'd hate for you to get tired of bullshit after being challenged one single time.... yeah....
you know what?
wanna have my savegame too? gosh iam tired of this bullshit.
While we're at it, we can make a trade. Here's the script for Episode 5. Maybe brush up on how the points are awarded. Earn that attitude.
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Oh no, you'll never learn how wrong I was! Oh dear! Banished to the ignore list! Woe is me!
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It's a good thing I ain't a monk, I will be all over that ass. And Jill can either accept it or she can go hook up with Tybalt.
I think Bianca will be an Others option soon too, especially if Pinkcakes forces us to go play in the snow with the MGs, gotta make it worth our time or it'll be like dinner with Derek where it's tab all day.
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All options are correct, that's a mini-game you can't fail
Jill always can stop being a tower princess and join
Should more listen to her friend.Really don't know about Bianca on others, recently writed about this, main reason: no connection with her, we barely interacted being on non-Jill run. All our connection with Bianca was build on Jill run, but we will see.
In any case, I'm sure we will take her on Jill run, and several girls like Elena, Sally on others route. We will pay with more long development time for this, ofc.
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I really not understand why some of you keep assuming this, you literally have one interaction with Bianca say Hi to her in episode 9, that's all. She is a Jill path exclusive.
and the " others " path is already overfilled. :
Lily, Envy, Rio, Cammy, Quinn, Sara, Mell, Cathy, Jade, Nora, and possible, : Josy, Zoey, Sally, Yoga Girl , Elena, Heather, the quota simply fiulled.
She has no place, and reason to be in this branch
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All options are correct, that's a mini-game you can't fail
Jill always can stop being a tower princess and join
Really don't know about Bianca on others, recently writed about this, main reason: no connection with her, we barely interacted being on non-Jill run. All our connection with Bianca was build on Jill run, but we will see.
In any case, I'm sure we will take her on Jill run, and several girls like Elena, Sally on others route. We will pay with more long development time for this, ofc.
While it's true we don't have much interaction with Bianca on a non Jill path, eventually she's going to find out about Mathew and she will be feeling vulnerable.
Insert MC who will travel with Jill, Bella, Bianca, possibly Sage and maybe even the lesbians to a remote cabin in the snowy wilderness.
But yet on Others path who is there to keep MC warm, only Bianca. I've been dreaming of this moment ever since Bianca broke MC out of his lesbian whining about making out with everyone except Derek when she pulled Jill inside at her recital. I will not give in to the doubters.
And while yes, the others path has many so far, I no longer believe that some Others girl will get better endings, so now I'm treating it like pokemon and gotta fuck them all, it's college and 24 is a pathetic body count for DIK MC especially when that 24 consists of making out with Jill and Maya not being able to the dick.
Bianca and hopefully Sally this episode will bring us to 26, which is getting somewhere.
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Giving Joshy crabs is one tier below cummy kisses for JoshyJoshy, have you forgotten what happened the last time you fucked the crab queen?
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All options are correct, that's a mini-game you can't fail
Jill always can stop being a tower princess and join
Really don't know about Bianca on others, recently writed about this, main reason: no connection with her, we barely interacted being on non-Jill run. All our connection with Bianca was build on Jill run, but we will see.
In any case, I'm sure we will take her on Jill run, and several girls like Elena, Sally on others route. We will pay with more long development time for this, ofc.
I can see an Others Bianca lewd happening, but like a limited encounter, similar to Becky or the first part of Sage's Episode 7 lewd that gets cut short if you also fucked Lily. And I ironically a full scene only happens when cheating on Jill
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Unlikely, there is no reason for that. You don't interact with Bianca at all in both ep 9 and 10 if you are not on Jill path.I can see an Others Bianca lewd happening, but like a limited encounter, similar to Becky or the first part of Sage's Episode 7 lewd that gets cut short if you also fucked Lily. And I ironically a full scene only happens when cheating on Jill