VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.11.1] [DrPinkCake]

[Darkwen]

Really, probably missed it. Here, ask Darkwen and KARAMBA, it's a local meme, probably a little bit older than you in the thread. But I'm sure you already was here when these jokes was active.

Welcome to Professor Darkwen class the history of Alady 101

Good morning class yes I will be teaching this class until you lose your mind you may call me Professor Darkwen, Dr Petey, or for our female students Big Dick Daddy is perfectly ok.

Fist let us begin the class by defining what Alady means really it very simple "Praise be Goddess Josy" Alady is always spelled with a capital A and is one word so it is spelled Alady. Following a love post to Goddess Josy the post will come to a end with 3 Alady's follow by a of hearts sometimes there may only be two Alady's in the post but normally it most be 3. It will look like this: Alady Alady Alady

Now that we know the meaning and how to use Alady let us more the origin of Alady. There are many stories how Alady came to be and we should all feel blessed that we know about this wonderful word and the Great Goddess it praises. Luckly I'm the one that came up with it and therefore being the only person who give the real history of Alady. Long a go in a bar far far away called Freddy's a battle of simpery to which the world had never seen before was being waged to see who could pay to there Goddess the best. The war was between yours trurly me for Josy and Lost and Dammed for a girl name Tara. The War was long but Alady won in it a hard fought battle the Alady prays beat the Aman's of Lost.

However this might surprise to know but Alady didn't catch on at first Josy posts was many but then Lost would say you left off Alady soon the Great Simp started using Alady more and more til one day Goddess Josy gave the Great Simp (thats me) the vision to see she want the whole world to know the awesome power and love that is Goddess Josy through Alady. So the Great Simp made it his mission to spread the love of Josy 3 Aladys at a time. And so Alady was born and give keep telling of the Love of Josy.


what can I say thank you Josy my love there no one like you
Alady Alady Alady

Thank's class that will be all for today, due May 5th I want a 6 page essay on the history of Alady and it impact on the world

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Oh, that was fun (There's way to many to link).
I went a little less serious than Geralt.

A theme song that can play as they are being introduced to the crowd.

Josy - What About Me (Moving Pictures)
Maya - My Dad Sucks (The Descendents)
Bella - Sex Bomb (Tom Jones)
Jill - Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows (Lesley Gore)
Sage - Wild Thing (The Troggs)

Lily - Angel (Sarah McLachlan)
Cindy - She's A Mystery To Me (Roy Orbison)

Quinn - I Fought the Law and the Law Won (The Clash)
Bianca - I knew you were Trouble (Taylor Swift)
Zoey - Want U Back (Cher Lloyd)
Mona - See You Again (Wiz Khalifa)
Nora - My Humps (Black Eyed Peas)
Jade - Toxic (Britney Spears)
Cathy - When I Kissed the Teacher (Abba)
Tara - Aliens Exist (Blink 182)
Nicole - Stacy's Mom (Fountains Of Wayne)
Riona - Pussycat (Tom Jones)
Arieth - Knocked Up (Kirsty Lee Akers)
Gina - Spit Roast (Anthony Willis)
Ada - Pyscho Girl (Lisa May)
Melanie - Baby Got Back (Sir Mix-A-Lot)
Becky - The Dead Fish Song (Barnacle Boys)
Lydia - I'm a Gummy Bear
Sally - She Hates Me (Puddles Of Mudd)
Tiffani - Don't Stop Believing (Journey)
Madame Rose - Whale Song (Pearl Jam)
Amelia - One Hot Mama (Trace Adkins)
Lana - Memories (Elaine Page - from Cats)
Karen - Dreamer (Supertramp)
Linda - U.G.L.Y. (Daphne & Celeste)
Heather - Get Him Back (Olivia Rodrigo)
Nick - Don't Come Around Here No More (Tom Petty)
Tommy - Asshole (Denis Leary)
Tybalt - Haha You're Dead (Green Day)

Interesting selection of songs Milton, I wonder what the theme is

Irgendwie Irgendwo deleted the evidence I see

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Welcome to Professor Darkwen class the history of Alady 101

Good morning class yes I will be teaching this class until you lose your mind you may call me Professor Darkwen, Dr Petey, or for our female students Big Dick Daddy is perfectly ok.

Fist let us begin the class by defining what Alady means really it very simple "Praise be Goddess Josy" Alady is always spelled with a capital A and is one word so it is spelled Alady. Following a love post to Goddess Josy the post will come to a end with 3 Alady's follow by a of hearts sometimes there may only be two Alady's in the post but normally it most be 3. It will look like this: Alady Alady Alady

Now that we know the meaning and how to use Alady let us more the origin of Alady. There are many stories how Alady came to be and we should all feel blessed that we know about this wonderful word and the Great Goddess it praises. Luckly I'm the one that came up with it and therefore being the only person who give the real history of Alady. Long a go in a bar far far away called Freddy's a battle of simpery to which the world had never seen before was being waged to see who could pay to there Goddess the best. The war was between yours trurly me for Josy and Lost and Dammed for a girl name Tara. The War was long but Alady won in it a hard fought battle the Alady prays beat the Aman's of Lost.

However this might surprise to know but Alady didn't catch on at first Josy posts was many but then Lost would say you left off Alady soon the Great Simp started using Alady more and more til one day Goddess Josy gave the Great Simp (thats me) the vision to see she want the whole world to know the awesome power and love that is Goddess Josy through Alady. So the Great Simp made it his mission to spread the love of Josy 3 Aladys at a time. And so Alady was born and give keep telling of the Love of Josy.

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what can I say thank you Josy my love there no one like you
Alady Alady Alady

Thank's class that will be all for today, due May 5th I want a 6 page essay on the history of Alady and it impact on the world

 

[Geralt From Rivia]

Oh, that was fun (There's way to many to link).
I went a little less serious than Geralt.

A theme song that can play as they are being introduced to the crowd.

Josy - What About Me (Moving Pictures)
Maya - My Dad Sucks (The Descendents)
Bella - Sex Bomb (Tom Jones)
Jill - Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows (Lesley Gore)
Sage - Wild Thing (The Troggs)

Lily - Angel (Sarah McLachlan)
Cindy - She's A Mystery To Me (Roy Orbison)

Quinn - I Fought the Law and the Law Won (The Clash)
Bianca - I knew you were Trouble (Taylor Swift)
Zoey - Want U Back (Cher Lloyd)
Mona - See You Again (Wiz Khalifa)
Nora - My Humps (Black Eyed Peas)
Jade - Toxic (Britney Spears)
Cathy - When I Kissed the Teacher (Abba)
Tara - Aliens Exist (Blink 182)
Nicole - Stacy's Mom (Fountains Of Wayne)
Riona - Pussycat (Tom Jones)
Arieth - Knocked Up (Kirsty Lee Akers)
Gina - Spit Roast (Anthony Willis)
Ada - Pyscho Girl (Lisa May)
Melanie - Baby Got Back (Sir Mix-A-Lot)
Becky - The Dead Fish Song (Barnacle Boys)
Lydia - I'm a Gummy Bear
Sally - She Hates Me (Puddles Of Mudd)
Tiffani - Don't Stop Believing (Journey)
Madame Rose - Whale Song (Pearl Jam)
Amelia - One Hot Mama (Trace Adkins)
Lana - Memories (Elaine Page - from Cats)
Karen - Dreamer (Supertramp)
Linda - U.G.L.Y. (Daphne & Celeste)
Heather - Get Him Back (Olivia Rodrigo)
Nick - Don't Come Around Here No More (Tom Petty)
Tommy - Asshole (Denis Leary)
Tybalt - Haha You're Dead (Green Day)

Lold at Josy, Quinn, Tara and specially Becky
Your list isn't serious, but it is making it better and more funny.

UPD: Actually great choice for Quinn. Just in topic.

Welcome to Professor Darkwen class the history of Alady 101

Good morning class yes I will be teaching this class until you lose your mind you may call me Professor Darkwen, Dr Petey, or for our female students Big Dick Daddy is perfectly ok.

Fist let us begin the class by defining what Alady means really it very simple "Praise be Goddess Josy" Alady is always spelled with a capital A and is one word so it is spelled Alady. Following a love post to Goddess Josy the post will come to a end with 3 Alady's follow by a of hearts sometimes there may only be two Alady's in the post but normally it most be 3. It will look like this: Alady Alady Alady

Now that we know the meaning and how to use Alady let us more the origin of Alady. There are many stories how Alady came to be and we should all feel blessed that we know about this wonderful word and the Great Goddess it praises. Luckly I'm the one that came up with it and therefore being the only person who give the real history of Alady. Long a go in a bar far far away called Freddy's a battle of simpery to which the world had never seen before was being waged to see who could pay to there Goddess the best. The war was between yours trurly me for Josy and Lost and Dammed for a girl name Tara. The War was long but Alady won in it a hard fought battle the Alady prays beat the Aman's of Lost.

However this might surprise to know but Alady didn't catch on at first Josy posts was many but then Lost would say you left off Alady soon the Great Simp started using Alady more and more til one day Goddess Josy gave the Great Simp (thats me) the vision to see she want the whole world to know the awesome power and love that is Goddess Josy through Alady. So the Great Simp made it his mission to spread the love of Josy 3 Aladys at a time. And so Alady was born and give keep telling of the Love of Josy.

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what can I say thank you Josy my love there no one like you
Alady Alady Alady

Thank's class that will be all for today, due May 5th I want a 6 page essay on the history of Alady and it impact on the world

DW, please never change.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

I would like to start a challenge that was once here. What song do you associate with BaDIK girls?

I tried to start seriously... but then it devolved into simpiness, so I just leaned into it

I Belong to You—Lenny Kravitz
(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher—Jackie Wilson
Love Me As Though There Were No Tomorrow—Nat King Cole
Can't Take My Eyes Off You—Frankie Valli/Andy Williams

 

[Darkwen]

Lold at Josy, Quinn, Tara and specially Becky
Your list isn't serious, but it is making it better and more funny.

UPD: Actually great choice for Quinn. Just in topic.




DW, please never change.

Im a over grown kid

 

[Geralt From Rivia]

I tried to start seriously... but then it just devolved into simpiness, so I just leaned into it

I Belong to You—Lenny Kravitz
(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher—Jackie Wilson
Love Me As Though There Were No Tomorrow—Nat King Cole
Can't Take My Eyes Off You—Frankie Valli/Andy Williams

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Damn, that look. Spock, you will make me Bella simp too. Best render of her.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Damn, that look. Spock, you will make me Bella simp too. Best render of her.

I already did this, but I'll do it again anyway

 

[Geralt From Rivia]

I already did this, but I'll do it again anyway
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[In a whisper]: Hail Bella!

 

[Irgendwie Irgendwo]

Interesting selection of songs Milton, I wonder what the theme is

Irgendwie Irgendwo deleted the evidence I see

I just realised that we picked the same San Diego song.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

What do you guys think about potential future conflict with Rusty on Jill's path? This is the only real source of conflict, because he's been ignoring us the rest of the time. Real waste tbh, two whole episodes of nothing.

Micha or not, Rusty is jealous. I don't think he'll become another Nick, but our friendship with him and relationship as DIKs is basically stalled atm.

 

[_jim_johnson]

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What do you guys think about potential future conflict with Rusty on Jill's path? This is the only real source of conflict, because he's been ignoring us the rest of the time. Real waste tbh, two whole episodes of nothing.

Micha or not, Rusty is jealous. I don't think he'll become another Nick, but our friendship with him and relationship as DIKs is basically stalled atm.

The potential is definitely there, but only is Rusty just wants to be a complete asshole to MC.

Jill clearly rejected him right away, and that would have been 2(?) years ago. He seems hung up about it, but enough to start shit with the MC?

Besides, if he did MC could just threaten to bang every woman he looks at. Cause they all seen the magic penis, and they all want a ride.

 

[felicemastronzo]

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What do you guys think about potential future conflict with Rusty on Jill's path? This is the only real source of conflict, because he's been ignoring us the rest of the time. Real waste tbh, two whole episodes of nothing.

Micha or not, Rusty is jealous. I don't think he'll become another Nick, but our friendship with him and relationship as DIKs is basically stalled atm.

That train has passed

 

[Better Cock Spock]

The potential is definitely there, but only is Rusty just wants to be a complete asshole to MC.

Jill clearly rejected him right away, and that would have been 2(?) years ago. He seems hung up about it, but enough to start shit with the MC?

Besides, if he did MC could just threaten to bang every woman he looks at. Cause they all seen the magic penis, and they all want a ride.

Rusty is a bit of a bitch. Like if MC were split into DIK and CHICK, Tommy is DIK MC while Rusty is CHICK MC. Dude needs more of a spine.

Lmao threaten to fuck Micha?

That train has passed

Then this story thread went absolutely nowhere, and I really doubt that.

 

[grey_shadow]

Then this story thread went absolutely nowhere, and I really doubt that.

I see it more as another example of Rusty looking up to Tremolo and learning from his example how to be a leader and a Real Man (TM, batteries sold separately)

Rusty sees Tremolo as who Rusty could (and should) have been if he'd been a little more comfortable being himself, and a little more assertive and dynamic rather than coasting on being a Burgmeister.

 

[DarkKiller]

Fun little game

For Bella these 2 songs come to mind a lot due to the themes and her enjoying accoustic guitar songs

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For Sage Wolf Alice comes to mind sometimes

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Never really thought about it for the rest of the girls.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

I see it more as another example of Rusty looking up to Tremolo and learning from his example how to be a leader and a Real Man (TM, batteries sold separately)

Rusty sees Tremolo as who Rusty could (and should) have been if he'd been a little more comfortable being himself, and a little more assertive and dynamic rather than coasting on being a Burgmeister.

If Episode 12 is indeed the last full episode, then maybe this heart to heart with MC can give Rusty the balls he needs. If it isn't, then I'm sure this can be dragged out some more. Maybe things with Micha fail no matter what, but after the Jill talk, Rusty picks himself back up and dusts his shoulders, ready to face another day.

Speaking of being a Burgmeister, when the eventual reveal happens, I'm sure Rusty will be doubly jealous about MC dating Jill: she ended up with a Burgmeister thay wasn't him.

 

[d123456789]

I am more drunk than usual, convince me your favourite girl is the best girl

 

[Better Cock Spock]

I am more drunk than usual, convince me your favourite girl is the best girl

Exhibit A


Exhibit B


Exhibit C


If that’s not more than enough, then your soul is lost

 

[d123456789]

Exhibit A
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Exhibit B
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Exhibit C
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If that’s not more than enough, then your soul is lost

I'm shocked you left out her librian joke follow up. Without that she's super curvy and owner of a Dexter kill room?