He gotta find a cliffhanger somewhereThat's like the most hack thing ever
So DPC will absolutely do that
That is literally what I had in my mind
Like an amateurish, "dark" ending
Tony's finger got cut off when he was eating his onion rings, that's why it cut to black—he passed out from blood loss
It depends on if Season 4 will have full episodes or only epilogues. I don't want a cliffhanger only for there to be a timeskip. Actually, I don't want a cliffhanger at all, his cliffhangers are almost always dogshit.He gotta find a cliffhanger somewhere
Very tropey though admitedly lol
(also would be a pretty terrible place to start season 4)
"Oh my God, I'm a Burke???"
We already know he's pretty cool with us banging his wife. As his nephew, he also buys us an ice cream coneOh god, going to hang out with Uncle Steven
Yep, it is indeed based in Alabama. Lewd scene unrelated. I just got reminded of it whilst I recycled this joke.
maya and josy found out in ep11and nick in first of ep10, DIK in ep7 i guess correct me if im wrong? Jill in ep8, bianca in ep11 but when din sage n Derek find out!
That's like a year from now though
Maya can find out earlier in 10, half the DIKs in Episode 6, Josy is about to tell Sage, and Derek knows they at least banged twice.
It's funny, I don't absolutely hate this terrible theoryOh, is it wild theory day?
James and Lynette are still alive. They eloped together and their families declared them “dead”. Their daughter is Cinderella.
Meanwhile, James and Bella were once big exhibitionists and voyeurs. Bella is still using the surveillance equipment hidden in her “locked room”. She is the real blackmail mastermind.
Love to see sage reaction when she find out this cold heart curvy bid tiddied goddess fall for fuckin tremoloThat's like a year from now though
Maya can find out earlier in 10, half the DIKs in Episode 6, Josy is about to tell Sage, and Derek knows they at least banged twice.
YEAR?!? Ah well masterpiece takes time to make. Should've focused my time making a time machine
