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Yeah, there's only so many times you can read 'How can I have these sexual thoughts about my landlady?!? It's so wrong!!' before your brain starts to shut down.
If you think reading that is painful for you, think about how it felt for us filthy degenerates when the Patreon apocalypse started and for a while that was the only way you could play incest games before the patches finally arrived and restored order. I still have nightmares sometimes.:oops:
 

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If you think reading that is painful for you, think about how it felt for us filthy degenerates when the Patreon apocalypse started and for a while that was the only way you could play incest games before the patches finally arrived and restored order. I still have nightmares sometimes.:oops:
Hahahaaa.

One of the most stark lessons I've learned from my time on F95zone is the six (and a half) stages of playing incest games:

1 - Denial: "Eww... what's with all these incest games? Why would I want to play a game where you try to fuck your mom?!?"

2 - Naivety: "Well, I've run out of games to play and everyone talks about this game (even though the developer is apparently a con man?). Apparently it's about some dude who wants to fuck his... landlady and... roomates"?

3 - Realization: "Well... that game WAS pretty good, even though that landlady was OBVIOUSLY the dude's mom"

4 - Acceptance: "Okay, I know the landlady is the mom and the roomates are his sisters... I may as well just jump over to Lewdpatcher before I start to play this next game"

5 - Depravity: "What? This game has the MC's mom in it... but I can't fuck her? Lame."

6 - Point of No Return: "This game sux! All of the HOTs should be the MC's sisters and Bella, Kathy, and Jade should ALL be the MC's Mom!!!! DPC is the worst writer EVER!!!"

6.5 - Beyond the Point of No Return: This :ROFLMAO:
 
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Hahahaaa.

One of the most stark lessons I've learned from my time on F95zone is the six stages of playing incest games:

1 - Denial: "Eww... what's with all these incest games? Why would I want to play a game where you try to fuck your mom?!?"

2 - Naivety: "Well, I've run out of games to play and everyone talks about this game (even though the developer is apparently a con man?). Apparently it's about some dude who wants to fuck his... landlady and... roomates"?

3 - Realization: "Well... that game WAS pretty good, even though that landlady was OBVIOUSLY the dude's mom"

4 - Acceptance: "Okay, I know the landlady is the mom and the roomates are his sisters... I may as well just jump over to Lewdpatcher before I start to play this next game"

5 - Depravity: "What? This game has the MC's mom in it... but I can't fuck her? Lame."

6 - Point of No Return: "This game sux! All of the HOTs should be the MC's sisters and Bella, Kathy, and Jade should ALL be the MC's Mom!!!! DPC is the worst writer EVER!!!"
I've arrived at stage 5 with one big step skipping all of the previous ones with no second-guessing. What can I say, I have excellent self-knowledge.:HideThePain: However, I do take some pride and solace in the fact that I can at the very least look down upon stage 6 abominations with a disdainful smile and know in my heart that I'll never cross the final barrier.

EDIT: Just saw your edit of stage 6.5 and now I'm panicking a little because HOLY SHIT I WANT THAT GAME TO EXIST.:oops:
 
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If you think reading that is painful for you, think about how it felt for us filthy degenerates when the Patreon apocalypse started and for a while that was the only way you could play incest games before the patches finally arrived and restored order. I still have nightmares sometimes.:oops:
I'm lucky I wasn't around back then. I had enough brain damage before I realized I need a patch because words made less sense than someone telling you to check out crabs in the mirror
 
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I'm lucky I wasn't around back then. I had enough brain damage before I realized I need a patch because words made less sense than someone telling you to check out crabs in the mirror
I was profoundly confused about that second part until I saw your profile pic and name. That's what I call staying in character, friend.(y)
 
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Am I the only one who mutes my computer when doing the "raid" on Tybalt's room?

The fart sound effect and the "pop" sound effect when Derek pulls the handle out of his butt are just really gross to me.
 

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I wonder if MC goes with Quinn when she visits the drug den.

I could see a scenario where MC is forced to smoke a joint by the drug dealers, to "prove" himself, and then has sex with the girl on the filthy mattress while high.
 
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Am I the only one who mutes my computer when doing the "raid" on Tybalt's room?

The fart sound effect and the "pop" sound effect when Derek pulls the handle out of his butt are just really gross to me.
It's only a problem with dick in hand. Then again, that whole section would make you suspect if you kept working on it.:unsure:

But the "pop" sound effect is fucking hilarious. Different strokes, I guess. Hehh, strokes.
 

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There isn't anything left to share at this point, but to see i'm not an evil person, I share you a fantasy, you didnt know you wanted until now :p





and as i said, no more left to share for now.
Damn:love::love::love:
 

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It's only a problem with dick in hand. Then again, that whole section would make you suspect if you kept working on it.:unsure:

But the "pop" sound effect is fucking hilarious. Different strokes, I guess. Hehh, strokes.
Your comment made me realise that i didn't ... *ahem*, play the trumpet once while playing this game, got too hooked up with the story and the dialogue, even those during the cucaracha scenes (which is the first time that i find even the dialogue during sex scenes interesting)
 
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I wonder if MC goes with Quinn when she visits the drug den.

I could see a scenario where MC is forced to smoke a joint by the drug dealers, to "prove" himself, and then has sex with the girl on the filthy mattress while high.
:cool: If MC has to go with Quinn, it will only be to fight these guy to protect Quinn if she has big troubles with them. And then, Quinn will show all her love for MC... The end, credits rolls and nice happy end music.
 

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:cool: If MC has to go with Quinn, it will only be to fight these guy to protect Quinn if she has big troubles with them. And then, Quinn will show all her love for MC... The end, credits rolls and nice happy end music.
And they lived happily ever after with a lot of girls to pimp together, such a fairy tale ending amiright ?
 
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