I just can't help it.
MC: "Dad...were you popular with women growing up?"
Neil: "Hehe, I had my fair share before I met your mom. I can’t deny that."
Neil: "Some serious relationships and some...not so serious ones."
Neil: "If I could go back and give myself advice, though..."
Neil: "It would be to never second guess my gut feeling."
Neil: "...that would have saved me some...grief."
Neil: "Oh! And I would also have told myself to always use a condom."
MC: "...thanks, dad."
Judging by the look on Neil's face, he is lying.
Neil: "No, I didn’t mean..."
Neil: "Don't mind me, son, I was just rambling."
Neil: "I must be tired tonight."