Nov 13, 2019
84
78
69
So just looking at the prologue:

"Family."
"My dad once told me that a family is more than blood relations."
"Being related doesn't necessarily make you family."
"Family are the people who support you in your choices."
"Family will help you grow."
"Family doesn't give up on you in times of need."
"Family are the ones who love you for you..."
"...whoever that may be."
"Even if you lose your family..."
"...or if your family loses you."
"Don't stop."
"Find new ones to love and somewhere else to call home."

Then there's all that shit about his dad smiling like a dickhead and his mom dying giving birth and shit, and then the prologue finishes with:

"Either way, I was happy back then. We didn't have much, we...erm..."
"...we had enough."
"We had each other."
"As for now?"
"Let me tell you what happened."

So the family theme is undeniable, regardless of how applicable it is to any other setting, and while I got a little carried away including the receptionist, the DIKs are most definitely his "new" family, at least for his college years, and that friendship could last many more years afterwards.

So a major theme is "new" family, the game is called "Being a DIK", so my original point was, the number of episodes it took for him to actually become a DIK was significant, because it was a significant thing that happened.

This is pretty much an "origin" story, how Fuckface was reborn into his new family and discovered the power of his cock.

In an origin movie, half the movie is typically spent on the character's origin details, and the other half will be the first major conflict after the rebirth.

It's been a great ride so far, helping the young fella grow into a sex machine, but soon this conflict will come and threaten everyone he loves, and whoever it is, Vinny, Burke, Tybalt, whoever, the mc will use his superpower and beat them to death with his cock, figuratively speaking.

That sounds great conceptually (it's worked for every other superhero origin story), but what it will actually pan out to be is anyone's guess.

Bottom line, we've spent half the game becoming a DIK, now it's time for the game to shift gears and get into the conflict that will take us through to the end.


How is the mc actually simping for her? They go on a few dates, he makes out with her a few times, as far as fucking goes he has to be a bit more patient with her than he is with other girls, but it's only been a month in game time.

Sure he's practicing some music that she plays so they can do some cool duet together, but he loves music, she loves music, that shit is fun, not "simping".

Just curious, what is the mc doing that makes him a simp for Jill?
She takes MC on a date with a pony and another where she feds him breed. MC is not a duck he is a DIK and even prisoners of war get water with their breed. Pretty obvious to me that Jill sees MC as more of an accessory than a person, who is that pony for? She could have at least got MC a lightsaber, you know she can afford it! In having to deal with her bullshit you are simping for her, simping is literally asskissing to get into a girls pants and I can't think of a route that makes the MC out to be a more obsequious loser than Jills. I mean if you like it fine but I remember highschool and college and that one douche with his guitar *shivers* there's always one. I actually beat the snot out of mine twice. Dude actually had girls coming up to me asking to be my sex slave as a joke, sexual harassment isn't fucking funny. Guitar douche is the epitome of simp, he is a professional simp who prays on naïve girls. I can't see how anyone could fall in love with a girl with the mentality of an 8 year old.

edit: I can't tell if this didn't post or not. So I apologize in advance for the doublepost if that is the case.
 

shazba

Engaged Member
Aug 4, 2020
3,506
19,662
585
It seems like the final stretch to the release is taking its usual toll.

Around this time every release the thread starts eating itself.

All that’s left is for a certain mod to swoop in and start arbitrarily banning people. I’d invoke said mod’s name to complete the cycle, but I’m just too fucking scared.


...I went up to visit a friend and ended up giving her and her friend a tumble for the weekend...

...As my friend was dating somebody else at the time, it definitely wasn't a romantic thing...
So mmf for the win, amirite? :p
 
Last edited:

DavDR

Engaged Member
Oct 14, 2020
2,065
3,373
400
It seems like the final stretch to the release is taking its usual toll.

Around this time every release the thread starts eating itself.

All that’s left is for a certain mod to swoop in and start arbitrarily banning people. I’d invoke said mod’s name to complete the cycle, but I’m just too fucking scared.



So mmf for the win, amirite? :p
Yup, happens every time
 

hyfka

Active Member
Mar 8, 2021
548
835
150
No, Bella is the best, she's the highlight for me at least. So close to release time.... Am I doing this right?
Yes, good job. I haven't checked the thread for months, come back and someone is sperging out over someone else not praising Jill, of course you make fun of that.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Nacht13

shazba

Engaged Member
Aug 4, 2020
3,506
19,662
585
I don't know why people think Jill is the best waifu, she's barely Top 5.
Ikr, imagine people having their own opinions :eek:
o_OWait whaattt people have their own opinions has the world gone mad:alien::eek::unsure::)
Don't worry, we're are working on resolving that, one porn thread at a time. Eventually all will agree, the only girl in this game that matters is the true queen:
You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.
Funny thing. Yesteday i had a nightmare. Badik update was released and it was awfull. I am not kidding this truely happened. You know why i felt in the dream it was awfull?. All scenes were about Jill holding hands and stuff.
I don't wanna be judgemental or anything but maybe some diverse hobbies are called for? :p
No, Bella is the best, she's the highlight for me at least. So close to release time.... Am I doing this right?
Yes, good job. I haven't checked the thread for months, come back and someone is sperging out over someone else not praising Jill, of course you make fun of that.
Not offensive enough. It's too passive just stating who you like, you need to put the boot into someone else's crush, and twist the knife a bit, like:

"I fucking hate Maya, she told me she had a boyfriend after telling me I had to 100% honest. That fucking hypocrite!!!"
 

Nacht13

Newbie
Aug 20, 2018
37
197
249
Yes, good job. I haven't checked the thread for months, come back and someone is sperging out over someone else not praising Jill, of course you make fun of that.
It just seems like low hanging fruit, I mean I like Jill but Bella is in the game soooo.... But yeah, you know Dr. Pink made a real good ass game when you see these kinds of fights prop up unironically :ROFLMAO:.
 

thorin0815

Well-Known Member
Apr 16, 2020
1,767
4,608
348
Funny thing. Yesteday i had a nightmare. Badik update was released and it was awfull. I am not kidding this truely happened. You know why i felt in the dream it was awfull?. All scenes were about Jill holding hands and stuff.
Good thing it was just a dream, otherwise some people would probably pass out from a dopamine overdose.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Laport Deminis

Ilhares

Engaged Member
Aug 19, 2019
3,207
12,759
688
So mmf for the win, amirite? :p
Hah! No, it wasn't like that, just swapping beds every 30-60 minutes. I do miss the energy of my youth. It was less tag-team and more subject/observer, like when Rio or Cam start spying on each other getting some - but without the veiled attempt at remaining hidden.

Though to be fair, if she'd been down for it, I'd have been willing to give the Eiffel Tower a try. I'm open to a lot of variation.
 
  • Jizzed my pants
Reactions: shazba

Laport Deminis

Active Member
Jun 30, 2020
938
3,458
408
I don't wanna be judgemental or anything but maybe some diverse hobbies are called for? :p
Nah, i am ok. This weak more of my hobbie time went into killing nazis anyway.
"I fucking hate Maya, she told me she had a boyfriend after telling me I had to 100$ honest. That fucking hypocrite!!!"
Ok, that's it. You wanna fight?
images.jpg
 
4.70 star(s) 1,728 Votes