Well, I won't be joining you DIK brothers this time as you prepare for deployment on 16 December for
Operation BaDIK Blue Ball Relief, but as we have been through a lot together (fap training, homoerotic circle jerks, episode release drills, goblin memes, etc) I feel it is my duty to at least re-impart my old helpful tips and tricks that my help you as you go into BaDIK battle without me in a few days when the episode releases.
-Clear schedules
-Divorce spouse, dump girlfriend/boyfriend, abandon kids...they all will just be a nuisance during your play marathon)
-Request time off or just quit job
-Limit self diddling (although a quick pre-game fap to a ginger or plump bottom is acceptable to calm your nerves)
-Properly hydrate in advance (pre-prepared food is optional if you are a fat pig)
-Review your playthrough notes (you're a nerd playing a porn game, of course you're keeping notes)
Keep your heads down (or up as it were!) Good luck
Kellermann is the only Derek that I recognise and appreciate
A backhanded compliment...but I'll take it.
