WHAT?? I will NOT give up my theory that this entire game is the fever dream of a perverted voyeur Squirrell that has been spying on the family living next to its tree. I mean we should ALL know that the events are caused by a group of
giant MINIATURE hamsters. No, the conspiracy of black-market Pokémon card trading going on outside the wall around the house MUST be discussed.
If you want, I CAN develop several more idiotic conspiracy theories for this game, but these are my favorites and I want to discuss them.
Just some thoughts.