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Also guys? My boredom with waiting is really gonna show with this one... But yeah so, I did some science...

and after painstakingly taking as many accurate samples as possible, I've produced some results. Using 1:1 scale reference measurement of the M92F pistol, and would this be the "real-deal", I believe the approximations would be fairly accurate.

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Now that sounds intriguing. I hope they'll actually add this to the game. I understand that not everyone likes such scenes. But still, it would be scary, funny, and, for some, even arousing at the same time.
This is going to be an epic plot: The main character is a hot macho man, a brutal guy, a gigachad, an alpha male. If an ordinary person's body is 60% water, his body is 60% testosterone. When women meet him, they melt like ice cream in the sun. And that's just from one glance. But disaster strikes – a dangerous bacterium escapes from a nearby laboratory, turning your neighbors into zombies. The hunt begins. But be careful – not only beautiful women have become zombies, which means that at any moment the hunter can become the prey. And then the hero will suffer a fate worse than death.
P.S. All this talk reminded me of a fascinating game from the 90s - «Watch out you behind hunter!». In this game, you control a hunter who walks through the forest and shoots at homosexuals who jump out of the bushes. There are more and more enemies, you have few bullets, but if they catch you...
 
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More science, approximated the blade length. Whatever it would be shouldn't be too significantly different.

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also, in-game... this ruler is apparently 30-inch length (I dunno, do those look more like centimeters?), but you can probably see the actual scale of that compared to the pistol wouldn't remotely make sense. So it's not quite an actual yardstick. So then assuming in-game scale over real-scale, the things they're packing are already massive, but go by 'lore' measurements and then you're talking guro hentai levels of 'destroy your insides' big.

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More science, approximated the blade length. Whatever it would be shouldn't be too significantly different.

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also, in-game... this ruler is apparently 30-inch length (I dunno, do those look more like centimeters?), but you can probably see the actual scale of that compared to the pistol wouldn't remotely make sense. So it's not quite an actual yardstick. So then assuming in-game scale over real-scale, the things they're packing are already massive, but go by 'lore' measurements and then you're talking guro hentai levels of 'destroy your insides' big.

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I once wondered, "how tall are those fat guys?" So I conducted a kind of "experiment" - I took a screenshot of the fat guy and the heroine standing next to a wall in virtual reality (the walls there are checkered). I Googled Jill Valentine's height and calculated the fat guy's height based on that. The result - the big guy is about 2.5 meters tall. I didn't calculate the size of his "weapon," but it's not surprising why the heroine might "give up" instead of "break free" when caught by the fat guy - it's hard to resist something that size.
 
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The size of his "weapon"
I'm not as sure how accurate this would be, seems reasonable going by the "her depth" comparison at a similar angle...

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also did a (countless) re-take of the pooch, think it seems a bit more fine tuned :ROFLMAO:

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HOLY FUCK guys I'm bored of waiting
 
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In English, is the incoming update worth it after all this time?
Ah, I see, sorry I thought you had the impression there was a build out there that doesn't exist yet. So thank you for clarifying.
Well, I can't say with certainty when it comes to whether there'll be a substantial amount of new lewd content or amount of playtime content or either's quality... because they run a tight ship on what is shown off. Going by the level design from what they've shown though, it's looking to have a lot more polish and effort being put into it.

Having said that though, it's public knowledge that what we'll be getting with the first build isn't going to be the whole thing at once, so expect to be unsatisfied by a blueballing cliffhanger.
 
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New fascinating developments in science. Taking into account the base of the taint and the angle of the dangle, all the way to the dirty tip :ROFLMAO:

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Well, something in between therebouts. It's a bit of a pain in the ass to get the positions and perspectives to try to get the best accuracy. The human enemies are about infinitely more difficult for that believe it or not. But the important sciences must be done!
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