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Mr. Cofman

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*inhale*
Hah~

The boy was walking in the woods~
He found a big looking pile of hoods~
They led him deep into the big hole~
Making his life change a whole~

The missing boy returned home~
"Where have you been my sweet little Tom?"
But something was eerie about that boy~
He was changed to become a fairy's toy~

No one around was talking to him~
Even looking at him could make them whim~
But boy always walks with a big grin~
As if achieved some kind of big win~

*iiiiiiiiinhale*
Haaaaaah~

The peaceful days would come to an end~
The maddening truth has been finally sent~
And so the boy was waiting with a desire~
To see these silly townies burn in a fire~

Hah!~ Hah!~

The fire was burning inside their minds!~
The maddening taste of a bitter insights!~
The boy and the fairy were watching from the distance~
Hihihi~ And that was but a single instance~
 

Raf-Raf

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*Eats popcorn*

We now have two loremastahs.
And I am here enjoying all the knowledge and lore from my favorite dark souls smut game.

Also is this song sung by our match lady or nah?
 

Mr. Cofman

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*Eats popcorn*
*takes a part of your popcorn and eats it*

It's a different kind of fire, if you noticed. The one that burns your mind, but not the body.
Elma would sing about literal, physical burning. And about same sex relationship :whistle::coffee:
 

Ogrexin

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*inhale*
Hah~

The boy was walking in the woods~
He found a big looking pile of hoods~
They led him deep into the big hole~
Making his life change a whole~

The missing boy returned home~
"Where have you been my sweet little Tom?"
But something was eerie about that boy~
He was changed to become a fairy's toy~

No one around was talking to him~
Even looking at him could make them whim~
But boy always walks with a big grin~
As if achieved some kind of big win~

*iiiiiiiiinhale*
Haaaaaah~

The peaceful days would come to an end~
The maddening truth has been finally sent~
And so the boy was waiting with a desire~
To see these silly townies burn in a fire~

Hah!~ Hah!~

The fire was burning inside their minds!~
The maddening taste of a bitter insights!~
The boy and the fairy were watching from the distance~
Hihihi~ And that was but a single instance~
Have you not learnt anything playing this game

being an "author" of anything is a target on your back
 

Raf-Raf

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*takes a part of your popcorn and eats it*

It's a different kind of fire, if you noticed. The one that burns your mind, but not the body.
Elma would sing about literal, physical burning. And about same sex relationship :whistle::coffee:
Bless.
I miss BS 1 cast, I still prefer 'em over this one's crew. qwq
 
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Raf-Raf

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Black Souls 1 was more chill.
And Dorothy is irreplaceable, innit?
That is the golden fact.
As much as I loved Leaf and Red Hood, no one can replace the true waifu of Grimm.
Seeing that hallucination for the first time when playing BS 2 just killed me, seeing Jeanne and Match lady's items was the nail in the coffin for me.

After that, I just became cold and jaded the rest of the runs even now I still don't give a sh-t even if we get to see our favorite Red Hood.
Then DLC 3 just turned me to an iceberg. :KEK: :KEK: :KEK: :KEK:

"Truly the most Black Souls moment of all time."
-IGN
 
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Mr. Cofman

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That is the golden fact.
As much as I loved Leaf and Red Hood, no one can replace the true waifu of Grimm.
Seeing that hallucination for the first time when playing BS 2 just killed me, seeing Jeanne and Match lady's items was the nail in the coffin for me.
I feel you...

Though, you may later discover that something is wrong with the information you have on your hands, like I did with a... Old King for example.
 

Raf-Raf

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Fufufu~
It's not nothing like that, don't worry~
The thing is...

Do you want to enter the phantom rabbit hole?
The only rabbit hole I know is miku's, blue archive blonde and choco bunny lady and arknight's.

And pretty much every female in Black Souls Grimm has entered.
Kids if preferred.
 
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