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Pogo123

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oh wow how nice of you. thx for sharing! i like the bed location and the light the most also the hairstyle i like personally but just a blowjob oh no i need more time for round three :p
 

DD3DD

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So Umm... I guess I'm going to be in the minority when I say the back to back vanilla shagging is losing a level of "hotness" with each easy access shag and coupled with the whole constant nude resort angle also now not helping the sexiness points fall off.
 

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So Umm... I guess I'm going to be in the minority when I say the back to back vanilla shagging is losing a level of "hotness" with each easy access shag and coupled with the whole constant nude resort angle also now not helping the sexiness points fall off.
It went downhill from the very first time they had sex, now he's milking the comic for as long as he can by repeating the same shit without doing anything new.
 
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So Umm... I guess I'm going to be in the minority when I say the back to back vanilla shagging is losing a level of "hotness" with each easy access shag and coupled with the whole constant nude resort angle also now not helping the sexiness points fall off.
Nah, I think you got a point there. Although I really like the vanilla stuff, maybe it's time for old Mert to kick the bucket (pun intended) and start the next stage of evolution. Linda and her son about fifteen years in the future. I bet that would piss off all the guys who are just here for old Mert.:ROFLMAO:
 
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Nah, I think you got a point there. Although I really like the vanilla stuff, maybe it's time for old Mert to kick the bucket (pun intended) and start the next stage of evolution. Linda and her son about fifteen years in the future. I bet that would piss off all the guys who are just here for old Mert.:ROFLMAO:
Bro nobody cares about that rotten lizard Mert. It's much better if he collapses and dies while having sex :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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DD3DD

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Bro nobody cares about that rotten lizard Mert. It's much better if he collapses and dies while having sex :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
it will be better if his old friends come to visit him
Combining both your variables into the story formula, and using the ChatGPT in my head, gives us:

Mert dies (gets a heart attack, needs sex to stay alive, goes out with BANG! a group bang by the ladies :cool:) but wishes his funeral be held on the Island... His younger brother (Merl that looks like a younger Mert - 20yrs aka Mert from the Flashbacks and where young Linda already had a crush on her Dad) shows up with two of Mert's best friends who are old farts (better shape than current Mert or same or mix). Also minimum clothes are allowed for funerals, so sexy bikinis and lingerie to bring that sexy back.

Obviously during the consoling with the drinking & the grief we get some nice 1v1 and group sexy times :sneaky:
 
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