Easily some of the best writing on this site. Genuinely funny. All killer no filler. If you're reading this and haven't tried the game out, here's your call to action: go download the game right now.
The visuals in the thumbnails might seem off-putting, but give it a chance. It brings something new to the table, and might surprise you with how hot it ends up being when you're actually playing it.
Ideally I wish I had a little more control over the narrative besides skipping events, but I'll take a well told linear story over a half-baked branching narrative any day. Also the "game over" sequence when you choose an obviously "wrong" choice is pretty funny. Hope we get real Valentina content at some point.
The visuals in the thumbnails might seem off-putting, but give it a chance. It brings something new to the table, and might surprise you with how hot it ends up being when you're actually playing it.
Ideally I wish I had a little more control over the narrative besides skipping events, but I'll take a well told linear story over a half-baked branching narrative any day. Also the "game over" sequence when you choose an obviously "wrong" choice is pretty funny. Hope we get real Valentina content at some point.