You don't need it my guy.
Instead...
- Go outside.
- Breath some air.
- Touch some grass or whatever is left there.
- Go to the bookstore
- Buy the book
- And read something worthy
Pump some blood to your brain instead your dih, for once.
Please?
1) In the modern world, it's dangerous to go outside because you can get hit by a car, and a drone will deliver your food to your apartment.
2) Breathing outdoor air is harmful to your brain and health because those same cars pollute it, while indoor air is clean and healthy after filters.
3) Touching grass is dangerous because it contains the same dirty dust and tick-killing chemicals. 4) Books are made from trees, which clean the air of dirt, so buying books is harmful to the environment. Furthermore, books crumble into dust over time when stored in an apartment, and they burn, making them dangerous. They also take up space, and large books with hard covers can even kill you if they fall on you.
5) There's nothing worth reading in the modern world, and old works aren't exactly worthy either, if you think about it.