The cringe level on this one is above 9000
Cringe level is soo off the charts here, it gave Spider-Man and Professor X a terrible headache after all the facepalms they gave themselves trying to understand how anyone would think what the pixelated idiot in this game did there can be called flirting and normal behavior for a mature, reasonable man those gorgeous women are supposed to be attracted to.
The morning gymnastics we can all get behind
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Both literally and figuratively.
There's no way a Adult wrote that Script, it's terrible - like i'm reading a short Fantasy Book of a virgin Guy just turned 18 whos had a wet Dream and had the urge to write it down wtf
I find it very hard to believe the guy in your hypothesis is older than 15, after reading all that garbage 'flirting' in the 'story', but who knows, might be wrong about it. We can all agree the storytelling here is... subpar compared to what's in most porn games on this site, to put it politely. At least the women look good... if only the MC had a functional brain too and acted like a normal, civilized guy even when finding himself sexually attracted to them and horny asf cuz of this, a perfectly normal and masculine reaction, but I played too many porn games to know this is blasphemy.
I don't know, are you able to take things slow? Jesus, it's been like 30 seconds in the game and this dude is already basically in a relationship with two girls who seemed unable to resist being within his eye sight.
Gotta say, there's cringe-level storytelling and then there's this. The MC being a complete shit-for-brains horndog with the flirting 'game' of a barely 15yo retard with ADHD sounded less shocking to me than the thing he pretended was 'flirting' working on those desperate bitches. Shit like this definitely helps drawing the right conclusion about the game's future in the next two or three updates max.
No offense to the dev, but if an autist could tell us how he went to the bar or the club to pick up attractive women, he'd definitely sound like the MC in this game, and that's obviously not something to brag about.
