You know what, sod it, this save file is so mangled at this point and has been kept alive since Wintercity was new. I wasn't going to, but I'll start a new save with no Cait, I'll post every time it forces me to take her or she appears from no-where.
Edit: Realized that would spam the thread real quick, instead I'll just note them down and post them when I've got a few interesting ones.
Thank you so much to the person who made that cheat start mod, going to make having no healer till Agni much easier.
First thing in, the new tutorial scenes where they try to get you used to TF items (despite them never being relevant to the game). You now get a free dick elongator or vagina grower, if you use the blue potion then she immediately offers to blow you... you know... while you're actively trying to save her sister who can be heard screaming in the distance. Surprisingly, you can say no.
This also, of course, scuppers the theory about how easily the champ transforms being linked to the portal energy mucking with their soul. 1 pink egg still = 1 fresh slit.
Ho damn! I thought it would take a while to find one but straight away here we go!
Just slept a few times to level up and:
The odd knight looks around, somehow managing to look sheepish behind the expressionless facade of her helmet. Before she can speak again, you watch as Cait comes out of the Frost Hound to bop her on the head with a roll of parchment.
"You, you... Stupid. Magic. Whatever-you-are! We aren't cultists!" she bursts out, tearing up and crushing her improvised club till her knuckles turn white.
"Y-you aren't? I'm... I'm real sorry. Can we get a do-over? Carmen's gonna kill me if she finds out I scared a bunch of townspeople and was wrong like she said I was," the other woman cries, breaking into frantic hyperventilation as she fiddles with a block of charcoal-tipped wood between her hands. Cait deflates in an instant, looking more weary and confused than angry. Grasping the anxious paladin's wrist in one hand, she pulls her toward the Frost Hound. You follow close behind, so as not to miss whatever explanation is forthcoming.
>Who's this "We" Cait?