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Raf-Raf

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"this game is truly amazing , it utilizes the TiTs mechanics but has a new feel to it, it adventurous and somewhat comical text makes me want more.the fact that you can now choose a race to be at the start of the game is better then just starting out as a human, i truly appreciate this game for its new and old mechanics which make the game feel more satisfying.i honestly cant wait for more new content."
-Reviewer

Holy shit, this is like a bethesda game reviewer.
You can choose between more than just a human? 5/5 rating.
The same mechanics as your other games??? 5/5 rating.

At least in CoC1, transformations are there for a reason other than aesthetics.
Who gives a shit if you're an abomination of multiple transformations, you can beat ANYTHING 'cause of those.

Wtf do you mean by new and old mechanics that makes the game feel more satisying? :WaitWhat: :WaitWhat: :WaitWhat: :WaitWhat:
The old mechanics got wiped clean and we only have the literal new ones.

The bar has never been lower...
For the best game to be made, more than just human race and same shit as your other games.

Let me guess, you rated Starfield 5/5 too??? :KEK: :KEK: :KEK: :KEK:

The classic:

I had fun in this game so it deserves a 5/5, not because of the game being so damn mediocre no, it's because "I" had fun and "I" like it. The facts don't matter at all.
 

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"this game is truly amazing , it utilizes the TiTs mechanics but has a new feel to it, it adventurous and somewhat comical text makes me want more.the fact that you can now choose a race to be at the start of the game is better then just starting out as a human, i truly appreciate this game for its new and old mechanics which make the game feel more satisfying.i honestly cant wait for more new content."
-Reviewer

Holy shit, this is like a bethesda game reviewer.
You can choose between more than just a human? 5/5 rating.
The same mechanics as your other games??? 5/5 rating.

At least in CoC1, transformations are there for a reason other than aesthetics.
Who gives a shit if you're an abomination of multiple transformations, you can beat ANYTHING 'cause of those.

Wtf do you mean by new and old mechanics that makes the game feel more satisying? :WaitWhat: :WaitWhat: :WaitWhat: :WaitWhat:
The old mechanics got wiped clean and we only have the literal new ones.

The bar has never been lower...
For the best game to be made, more than just human race and same shit as your other games.

Let me guess, you rated Starfield 5/5 too??? :KEK: :KEK: :KEK: :KEK:

The classic:

I had fun in this game so it deserves a 5/5, not because of the game being so damn mediocre no, it's because "I" had fun and "I" like it. The facts don't matter at all.
Botted!
 

Raf-Raf

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I'd give this game 2 stars. 1 star for Brienne and 1 star for Aileh.
Why not half for each for a single whole one~~~
Not only is it a bastardization of the prequel, it's even worse of an OC-fest than the first one.
 

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Why not half for each for a single whole one~~~
Not only is it a bastardization of the prequel, it's even worse of an OC-fest than the first one.
2.5 stars.Because the game has some characters i enjoy.Orlaith and kalysea are 1 star each.Eve is 0.5 cause her dragon form sucks.Like unironically that little blowjob thing we do before we talk to her as a "greeting" is hotter than ALL of her dragon scenes.Base eve is superior AND there was that whole threesome/fouroseme option,the scenes were hot and if you went to visit her there was a chance for your slut cat sucking her off and you joining in or keep watching(dont quote me on the latter)
 
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Raf-Raf

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2.5 stars.Because the game has some characters i enjoy.Orlaith and kalysea are 1 star each.Eve is 0.5 cause her dragon form sucks.Like unironically that little blowjob thing we do before we talk to her as a "greeting" is hotter than ALL of her dragon scenes.Base eve is superior AND there was that whole threesome/fouroseme option,the scenes were hot and if you went to visit her there was a chance for your slut cat sucking her off and you joining in or keep watching(dont quote me on the latter)
Yeah, I already lost interest when the cait joining part was said.
Let's just say instead of 0 to 100, it's reversed.
 

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Yeah, I already lost interest when the cait part was said.
Let's just say instead of 0 to 100, it's reversed.
Ive accepted that the PC will never be important in any scene so i just remove him from the picture and enjoy the NPCs fucking.A unique strategy developed purely to distill some sort of enjoyment from this game
 

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Ive accepted that the PC will never be important in any scene so i just remove him from the picture and enjoy the NPCs fucking.A unique strategy developed purely to distill some sort of enjoyment from this game
I don't think there's enough cactus rum in Hawkthorne for me to drink that would make me enjoy scenes again.
Should've made the PC an actual OC by the devs than giving us the illusion of choice in the first place.

Hell, a Visual Novel Ren'py version would be preferred since this is pretty much it.
We're going from point A to point B to see andd read / learn stories / scenes of other characters in the eyes of the reader which is our PC.

With the occasional carrot and this dick part, I mean stick.
But what's the difference in that world?

Wise men in CoC2 world once said:
"If it can go in, it WILL go in. "
 

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I don't think there's enough cactus rum in Hawkthorne for me to drink that would make me enjoy scenes again.
Should've made the PC an actual OC by the devs than giving us the illusion of choice in the first place.

Hell, a Visual Novel Ren'py version would be preferred since this is pretty much it.
We're going from point A to point B to see andd read / learn stories / scenes of other characters in the eyes of the reader which is our PC.
You commited the gravest of sins.You came here with expectations!
 

Raf-Raf

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You commited the gravest of sins.You came here with expectations!
Yes. That's what the cactus rum is for.
Drink my sins away.

Like a bethesda game player:
"Give it time and I'm sure it'll get better later on."

SURELY it'll get better over time.
And when I return with my latest incarnation, the game will finally be good and all my bad experiences will just be a nightmare I just had.
 

harem.king

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"this game is truly amazing , it utilizes the TiTs mechanics but has a new feel to it, it adventurous and somewhat comical text makes me want more.the fact that you can now choose a race to be at the start of the game is better then just starting out as a human, i truly appreciate this game for its new and old mechanics which make the game feel more satisfying.i honestly cant wait for more new content."
-Reviewer

Holy shit, this is like a bethesda game reviewer.
You can choose between more than just a human? 5/5 rating.
The same mechanics as your other games??? 5/5 rating.

At least in CoC1, transformations are there for a reason other than aesthetics.
Who gives a shit if you're an abomination of multiple transformations, you can beat ANYTHING 'cause of those.

Wtf do you mean by new and old mechanics that makes the game feel more satisying? :WaitWhat: :WaitWhat: :WaitWhat: :WaitWhat:
The old mechanics got wiped clean and we only have the literal new ones.

The bar has never been lower...
For the best game to be made, more than just human race and same shit as your other games.

Let me guess, you rated Starfield 5/5 too??? :KEK: :KEK: :KEK: :KEK:

The classic:

I had fun in this game so it deserves a 5/5, not because of the game being so damn mediocre no, it's because "I" had fun and "I" like it. The facts don't matter at all.
This has to be a fake review.
Real people do not talk like that. (I hope)
 
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harem.king

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dw they are bots they cant hurt you
Bots and/or people paid to leave a review are what I meant by fake review. Not accusing you of making it up. I totally believe that steam has this review posted on it.

It is like how when someone massively overacts. and/or needs to hit all the checkboxes or the suit in charge of him won't give him his salary.
 

Raf-Raf

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This has to be a fake review.
Real people do not talk like that. (I hope)
Then we have this guy, who says the game ain't perfect but gives a perfect score regardless.
"More raw content and hours of fun than 95% of the games on this site." :KEK: :KEK: :KEK: :KEK:

How to tell me that you haven't played a lot of games in this site w/o telling me.
Oh they're sub-plots alright, subpar plots that is.

Once again, the classic: "I enjoy therefore game = good" bullshit.
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Like a bethesda game player:
"Give it time and I'm sure it'll get better later on."

SURELY it'll get better over time.
And when I return with my latest incarnation, the game will finally be good and all my bad experiences will just be a nightmare I just had.
And i hate that statement with a passion because they expect modders give them that better game not bethesda
 

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Don't worry it's the bethesda way to interact with their players.
They give us the sandb-, I mean litterbox and we use the toys to remove the shit or fix the broken shit in the game. :KEK:
Hey man at the end of the day i didnt buy the game.I didnt support this shit company and i used mods made by actually talented people to enjoy it.So as far as im concerned they got fuck all from me!!!

(Minues doom 2016 and Eternal since those games are based and i love them)
 
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