thecatcameback

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So was there some type of tonal shift? Just tossed all that away with the MC to pair those two up? Didn't get around to doing the hive since I was too busy fucking off to everywhere else. But I am so curious about this.
The Champ can befriend Azzy (or dominate through beating up and raping, but that isn't canon since that's evil and evil is mean gaiz) by challenging her over and over in friendly duels and/or by flirting, hugging, and having sex.

She eventually confesses she can't stand being alone anymore and begs the Champ to help her try and fix the rest of her sisters. You go find Liaden, a cleric/paladin who can purify the hive, and meet up with the two. Then you raid the hive with Azzy optionally. Afterwards, you have Sanders cleanse the main source of corruption in the hive and return it to Liaden and Azzy and they purge the hive of bad juju.

The pace of the whole event is realistically a day or two after Azzy asks for help, tops. But in that time she decides she likes Liaden as much if not more than the Champ who spent all that time building up affection/respect/trust with her. MC is a chump, even if they had maxed out presence. Power fantasy working as intended by the devs.
 
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destroyerofassholes

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Skow is obsessed with pairing up his OC's Even more so than any other writer.
jaelyn and the other elf woman, liaden and azzy, yadda yadda.

I don't really care much since both have champ content but I've never understood why you would choose a player-driven RPG to write your shitty romances between NPCs that we cannot partake in as the player. Fuck is the point? Go write your own novella or smut blog. Every minute spent integrating this shit is effort better spent on putting in other stuff on the backlog that the player can actually engage in.
 

Tsubuhaza

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Didn't get around to doing the hive since I was too busy fucking off to everywhere else. But I am so curious about this.
You're honestly not missing much. Four battles, the option to push bee party member and random NPC #12 into the corrupted honey or whatever liquid it was, lesbian wingman routine, done.

And thus, she joined the list of party members that I never used. Thanks for playing T̶w̶i̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶M̶e̶t̶a̶l̶ the Corrupted Hive.
 

YouShallNotLol

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Ok what is it with that pair? That is one of the constant complaints I've seen throughout this thread. Did they just suddenly fall in love out of the blue? Or did they do a piss poor job of explaining it? Because I remember some of the scenes with Azzy. Her along with the Kas Halloween stuff changed my view on this game. I originally expected just violence, sex, and adventure with no real thought of any sweet moments being included. And cuddling or was it lovey sex? with Azzy was damn near diabetic levels of sweet/tender if I'm remembering correctly.

So was there some type of tonal shift? Just tossed all that away with the MC to pair those two up? Didn't get around to doing the hive since I was too busy fucking off to everywhere else. But I am so curious about this.
Liaden shows up from nowhere. Azzy falls in love with her, for some unknown reason, when you do the hive quest. After that Azzy will constantly pester you about how much she's in love with Liaden, and how you should help them get together.
And as a last fuck you, Liaden is lesbian only, so if you're playing as a man - no more Azzy content for you.
 
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Cut that out.
Though I should be less vague this time.
To YouShallNotLol You especially.

I love taking the piss out of "X, the writer".
But it gets a bit too, frankly, weird and personal to throw shots at "X, the individual".
At that point, it's no longer critique. it's just, strange. Don't be strange.
You're wasting your breath tbh. This whole thread is about shitting on Savin/Tobs/Bubbs with anti futa discussion in-between. No way it's gonna stop and change just because someone who's not a mod tell the thread to cut it out. Admittedly, I understand where the hatred coming from. Savin for his rudeness, condescending act (that screenshot of him mocked a fan who wanted to submit a content on a site for everyone to see was a jerk move.), him cucking the players (The Brianne and Ryn outrages.), and anti power fantasy stuff (Which resulting the players looks like losers often while the OCs looks great), Tobs for his kinkshame, salt mine (it's weird that he spent so much time and effort for spiting people who are into incest in a rape furry porn game and acted smug afterwards. I don't get it), weird view about parenting (How is caring about your toodler daughter emotional incest?), and wrote a self insert who constantly look down at the players (which I also don't understand why he did this if not for the sake of being a prick. Like he has no sense of professionalism.), and his rudeness towards other writers. Though for me, Bubbs is not hate worthy? To me, he just feels like an Incel who's into self insert, annoying, sure, but it doesn't feel like he's attacking the players intentionally, unlike the other two so I don't quite understand why a lot of people here hates him.
 

jfmherokiller

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TITS is stable because it gets a single scene a month with another 3 months of Fen telling us he's sack is swollen so he'll only be doing fixes until he can nut. Also my favorite furry in that game Penny was ruined the second they gave her a futa expansion because that meant every single update she got after that was only for her futa side which means 60 percent of her scenes are greyed out over it.... my apologies for the rant
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oh yes fuck what they did to penny even tho I am not fully attracted to her I still adored her and always wanted to keep her on my crew unedited.
 

ChubbyFatBoy

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Well looking at the comments about the Azzy situation. I've come to a shocking conclusion! These people were writing crap for themselves over the players... shocking, gasp, I know, I know. But man I'm glad I didn't go through that. Actually warmed up to Azzy after them tender moments. Would've been irritated seeing that ham-fisted shit. I've never seen a game with so much sideline and backdoor (ha!) self-insertion. But there is a part of me that wants to redownload the game. Just to experience this asshattery 1st hand.

weird view about parenting (How is caring about your toodler daughter emotional incest?)
Was nodding along soaking in the condensed tale of fuckery, however.... what? Is that like a joke on his position? Or are we working with H.P Lovecraft levels of madness? Because what in the actual Cthulhu mythos does that mean? The fuck type of childhood this man go through?
 

jfmherokiller

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Was nodding along soaking in the condensed tale of fuckery, however.... what? Is that like a joke on his position? Or are we working with H.P Lovecraft levels of madness? Because what in the actual Cthulhu mythos does that mean? The fuck type of childhood this man go through?
Let me put it like this as a gay furry who just wanted to pepper his fake daughter with presents and love, because females only really activate the "protective and coddle" part of my brain. I did everything I thought would make her turn out ok, even looking into i think the code or wiki at the time. Only for her to turn out as some kind of weebo slut thing that for some reason hates my guts.

The level of autistic rage i felt was very high. Little did I know that the correct answer to have a "nice" daughter was to more or less go buy milk and never return.
 

SirJahar

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Legit wish Penny got more stuff that used her feminine side. Let me knock up the sex crazed, breed-happy vixen, she wants it after all!

And I think Kinu has been discussed to death, but yeah. Presented a united front with my fake wife for my fake daughter, was as doting a dad as I was allowed to be, and then because the writer deemed it, I popped out to buy cigs for a decade while beating up her future husband, and now she's at best cold to me for disappearing.
 

Alterism

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jaelyn and the other elf woman, liaden and azzy, yadda yadda.

I don't really care much since both have champ content but I've never understood why you would choose a player-driven RPG to write your shitty romances between NPCs that we cannot partake in as the player. Fuck is the point? Go write your own novella or smut blog. Every minute spent integrating this shit is effort better spent on putting in other stuff on the backlog that the player can actually engage in.
The maids had like 3 scenes where they fuck each other/the guard months before the player got their half assed "inspection" scenes.

That tavern scene where you're receiving stealth fellatio but some random guard comes in and goes "ah no yeah we all come here all the time" is some weird abstract libido killer fuel I've never quite experienced in a porn game before or since.

2% on popularity of threesomes and group scenes by the way.

...
Look, I try to keep an open mind. A few decades ago I got into all kinds of shit with my friends. Yet even still, I can't get my mind into that headspace. When I read all the SKoW shipping or things like those weird ass fuckhouse scenes, thoughts just creep into my mind. Who in the world gets off on the idea on two strangers fucking? How does a person reach this point and still function outside? What sights do your mind perceive when you gaze into the eyes of your friends?

What is your destiny?

And then a hot flush of shame washes over me when I have to remind myself that SKoW is just built different. Trapped and enslaved to writing for a porn game with a main character instead of achieving their true passion of making shipping posts of any multitude of characters in various anime media forums.
 

Tsubuhaza

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Tobs' rant here
Y'know, for a writer to be that narrow-minded is probably a bit ironic. He even missed the bit about the complaints being incestuous, I can at least say from myself that I would've been perfectly happy (rare moment in this game) with having the PC have fun adventures with Kinu as a father and child would do. It would even be a good reason to go visit the kitsune tree in general, have fun times with your precious little daughter and the more charismatic characters around.

But nope, out of spite for those who promoted incest with the Helspawn back in the first game's modding scene, Tobs made her into another miserable furball with the possible destiny of being plowed by another insufferable toe rag that he spawned. And the best part is that the people who liked that sort of stuff likely moved on, yet Kinu's sad end remains.

Fucking amazing.
 

muschi26

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Genova's bosom doesn't seem much different then plenty of other characters to me though?
I don’t know what to say. Proportionally, she looks even bigger than Miko to me (who’s about as big as I can handle—I can understand a bit of exaggeration with stylization and all, but overall I’m not a fan of insanely huge breasts), but there’s something about her that I hate. I remember the first time I purified the centaur village: I was expecting for her to turn back into the pure unicorn she first shows up as when she tries to deceive you . . . only to go, “What the fuck is this?”

To this day I feel like I got robbed.
 

destroyerofassholes

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tobs post
The fact that he thinks simple kindness to a child immediately must mean evil manipulation to make the "child dependent on you" (whatever the fuck that means...kids are dependent on their parents, literally, that's the point. parents have a duty to their kids..) is sad for the guy himself tbh.

Like what kind of headspace do you have to be in to think that way?
 

Alterism

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I wasn't being entirely serious there if it wasn't obvious. But that aside
Every person in the world who has ever watched porn?
Come now. You know what I mean

hmm. Or maybe you don't.
The vast majority of porn isn't about some exploration of two other peoples non sexual relationship status.
e.g; does this read like porn people watch?


"oh man the nameless NPC's are about to start fucking!" But obviously without fucking. Would make for a poor porno.

The point is to show some small events that maids and guards are fucking. There's another one that shows/implies maid and maids are fucking. None of it for sexual gratification unless you (hypothetical you, not you as in you) get your rocks off to the mere knowledge that two faceless nameless characters are fucking each other.
 
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