- Nov 2, 2017
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man, there's been only 3 updates per month for the last two months. they're really slowing down as of late.
Pro gamer tip: if girl have boobas as big as her head she have colossal meat rod in her pants.Bruh. I see this>
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Think holy, musta missed her. Find her, do her quest, turns out she's got a 435834968346m horse cock my characters ends up skewered on. Closed the game, vintage coc2.
Keep in mind that during winter city, you can steal a move called Dragon's breath off of Kasyrra and you can't even use that skill until level 10. At the time the cap was 5, and we're just getting 7. Taking that into account with some other things, I'd take that message with a grain of salt, this team isn't really the best at future-proofing. However they're adamant about pushing the rpg mechanics of the game, so maybe level 8 is right around the corner.So I was reading the new update when I stumbled upon the whole "Sanctify was fixed!" and I'm like: The fuck's Sanctify? I don't remember a skill named that.
Turns out the wikia had answers (for once!) and it is a spell that deals damage and can be learned...at Level 8.
For a moment there it felt like a MASSIVE middle finger from Savin like Why the fuck proclaim loudly you fixed something we can't even use?
Then it hit me...perhaps this is a sign they working on Level 8?
Sadly such girl's brain usually decreased to the size of peanut, because the blood is always somewhere else.Pro gamer tip: if girl have boobas as big as her head she have colossal meat rod in her pants.
Breed everything that moves.Especially your children!!!!Nah he treats her like I react to Tamamo. She is my queen and we'll be on our 13th baby soon.
Bruh. I see this>
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Think holy, musta missed her. Find her, do her quest, turns out she's got a 435834968346m horse cock my characters ends up skewered on. Closed the game, vintage coc2.
Why am I not surprised?Bruh. I see this>
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Think holy, musta missed her. Find her, do her quest, turns out she's got a 435834968346m horse cock my characters ends up skewered on. Closed the game, vintage coc2.
Biggest waste of fucking space in this game next to the foxden, bitch asks for rare items, won't have the decency of present hole for fucking (so she's worthless), won't even have the common sense to please futa fans by fucking them in the pussy/butt and instead goes for the grossests options of analingus & facefuck (so double worthless) and ontop of it all wastes Moira's talent with that portrait.Bruh. I see this>
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Think holy, musta missed her. Find her, do her quest, turns out she's got a 435834968346m horse cock my characters ends up skewered on. Closed the game, vintage coc2.
Nah, it's not like half the unique items are even worth a damn at this point so nothing lost really and Wsan always delivers when it comes to oral scenes. Can't speak for other futa fans but I'm looking forward to her eventual continuation and the bad end that presumably comes with it.Biggest waste of fucking space in this game next to the foxden, bitch asks for rare items, won't have the decency of present hole for fucking (so she's worthless), won't even have the common sense to please futa fans by fucking them in the pussy/butt and instead goes for the grossests options of analingus & facefuck (so double worthless) and ontop of it all wastes Moira's talent with that portrait.
Even while hangover bro makes more sense than the games story kekmaoThis whole game feels like it was developed by a singular individual with Asperger's and a touch of schizophrenia. I realize it has multiple writers, but it feels like they're all playing from a completely different sheet of music and the conductor is too busy watching his wife fellate another man to bother getting them on the same book, never mind the same page. It's actually impressive how this game manages to make as much money as it does when it goes out of its way to appeal to almost nobody outside of a very microscopic niche.
NTR fans don't like it because the NTR is half-assed because even the cuck dev realizes he can't afford to alienate literally everybody. Vanilla fans hate it because it has a bunch of borderline NTR, and no guarantee their favorite characters won't get BULL'd later in development. People who like corruption won't like it because despite the name there isn't really any corruption and it doesn't matter when there is. People who want to be a champion won't like it because the PC is has less agency than Don Quixote. Modders hate it because it's somehow a bigger clusterfuck than the first game it shamelessly stole the name from.
I realize I'm preaching to the choir here, but I downed half a bottle of whiskey last night and I'm still feeling saucy AND it feels really good to denigrate something this universally awful. Have a blessed day.
It shows 3 stars to me, lol, maybe I am. Or maybe I'm not drunk enough. And now I definitely need more because my day is ruined & my disappointment is immeasurable. (Anyone giving this more than 3 stars is a doodle)Lil bro are you as drunk as me rn!?
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The horny is not to be underestimatedIt shows 3 stars to me, lol, maybe I am. Or maybe I'm not drunk enough. And now I definitely need more because my day is ruined & my disappointment is immeasurable. (Anyone giving this more than 3 stars is a doodle)
Very, very true, but especially for that I feel like there's a plethora of better options, CoC 2 is very wordy at the best of times & especially the smut drops in quality drastically after the start & is just a lot of repeating words that don't even sound like anything a real person would ever say or think.The horny is not to be underestimated